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Happy birthday Dave!

#1

Bubble181

Bubble181

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, our planet has officially circled the Galactic Center 51 times today! Huzzah!





Oh, who am I kidding?








but hey, just so you know:


#2

Dave

Dave

Tomorrow. But thanks! I got a Dallas win, baby!


#3

Bubble181

Bubble181

Dave said:
Tomorrow. But thanks! I got a Dallas win, baby!
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Today for me, mate, at least Facebook says so :-P It's 2:15 AM on your birthday already!


#4

Yoshimickster

Yoshimickster

HAPPY BIRDDOG-tomorrow that is.


#5

PatrThom

PatrThom

still 3.5hrs for us here.
But if we go by DDT (Dave Daylight Time), there's still 4.5 hrs.

--Patrick


#6

Dave

Dave

Christ, even my hours are older than everyone else's.


#7

bhamv3

bhamv3

Happy thingy day!


#8

GasBandit

GasBandit

Happy birthday, y'old poop.


#9

Tinwhistler

Tinwhistler



#10

strawman

strawman

Alas, eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live among such excellent and admirable Halforumites.


#11

Dave

Dave

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.[DOUBLEPOST=1475458552,1475458512][/DOUBLEPOST]I tried to do that from memory but fucked it up. So I ended up copying it from somewhere else.


#12

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

Happy birthday! I hope there's cake.



#13

PatrThom

PatrThom

Speak for yourself.
Good flan is downright amazing. Even better than crème brûlée.

--Patrick


#14

DarkAudit

DarkAudit



#15

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

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#16

N

Nebulous

Happy birthday!



#17

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

Happy Birthday, Dave!

I'm not a day late, I'm 364 days early!


#18

strawman

strawman



#19

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

I dunno seems kinda vain for @Dave to count his age in something so small as a year....


#20

strawman

strawman

HCGLNS said:
I dunno seems kinda vain for @Dave to count his age in something so small as a year....
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"My sweet Bobby just turned 189 months old a few days ago."


#21

Dave

Dave

stienman said:
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Wait. So this guy goes interstellar (he said he flies among the stars) yet we're supposed to be impressed by his going to Mars? That's like Columbus saying, "Hey, I found that New World, but I've also been to Lisbon!"[DOUBLEPOST=1475500045,1475500001][/DOUBLEPOST]God, I just turned 612 months.[DOUBLEPOST=1475500088][/DOUBLEPOST]You have been alive for...

1,609,488,469 seconds.
96,569,308,140 electric jiffies.
26,824,807 minutes.
447,080 hours.
18,628 days.
51 years.
2,661 weeks.
1,330 fortnights.
684 lunar months.
612 months.
204 quarters.
358 dog years.
52.57 lunar years.
12.76 olympiads.
10.21 lustrums.
5.10 decades.
3.40 indictions.
1.96 generations.
1.02 jubilees.
0.51 centuries.
0.05104 milleniums.
0.00000022189801979242 galactic years.
0.00000000160948846900 exaseconds.


#22

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

...and if you add all those numbers together...

Happy B-Day.


#23

evilmike

evilmike



#24

GasBandit

GasBandit

Dave said:
Wait. So this guy goes interstellar (he said he flies among the stars) yet we're supposed to be impressed by his going to Mars? That's like Columbus saying, "Hey, I found that New World, but I've also been to Lisbon!"
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Not only that, he's in CHARGE of the stars. Man. That's... that's some god damned huge responsibility there. And yet he lives on the moon. Talk about slumming it.

But oh god did that last Dave/Matthew screwup slay me.


#25

MindDetective

MindDetective

Happy Birthday Dave! My son was born on your birthday. He is 5 today!


#26

Hylian

Hylian

Happy Birthday :)


#27

Dave

Dave

MindDetective said:
Happy Birthday Dave! My son was born on your birthday. He is 5 today!
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He's...a bit younger than I.


#28

Bubble181

Bubble181

Dave said:
He's...a bit younger than I.
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Well, so's @Grytpipe-Thynne, the AmericanRepublic, the Written Word, the Human Race and our stellar cluster. That's not a really helpful statement.


....Well darn, I was going to be polite today. Sigh.


#29

MindDetective

MindDetective

Dave said:
He's...a bit younger than I.
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Well, if I had a kid that was almost your age, I think I'd be getting all the older-than-dirt jokes!


#30

Bubble181

Bubble181

MindDetective said:
Well, if I had a kid that was almost your age, I think I'd be getting all the older-than-dirt jokes!
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Nah, there's a certain point where it wraps back around again to respect and deference to wisdom. For some reason, Dave's just forever balanced just on the line between the two. Possible because the definition of that line is "older/younger than Dave", of course.


#31

PatrThom

PatrThom

It's also my niece's birthday today.
She's younger than @Dave.

--Patrick


#32

TNM

TNM

Nobody related to me shares a birthday with you so congrats!


#33

Grytpipe-Thynne

Grytpipe-Thynne

Happy Birthday young man. Have a great day.


#34

Sparhawk

Sparhawk



#35

Cajungal

Cajungal

Happy birthday! [emoji3]

Sent from my SAMSUNG-SM-G891A using Tapatalk


#36

jwhouk

jwhouk

Happy birthday Dave!

Sent from my Nextbook


#37

Terrik

Terrik

Happy birthday Dave :)


#38

Squidleybits

Squidleybits

Happy Birthday!!


#39

Gared

Gared

Happy Birthday Dave!


#40

Dave

Dave

Thanks, all! Aside from you guys and my wife & kids, I was very stealthy about my 51st. Oh, except Facebook ratted me out, but I don't count that. "Hi, Cindy! We haven't spoken or seen each other since high school so your birthday wishes mean so much!!"

I do feel kind of guilty though. I rarely do the online birthday thing. It's like never giving a gift and then getting one. Damn it!


#41

PatrThom

PatrThom

Dave said:
Thanks, all! Aside from you guys and my wife & kids, I was very stealthy about my 51st. Oh, except Facebook ratted me out, but I don't count that. "Hi, Cindy! We haven't spoken or seen each other since high school so your birthday wishes mean so much!!"

I do feel kind of guilty though. I rarely do the online birthday thing. It's like never giving a gift and then getting one. Damn it!
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You've been on my calendar. There's no hiding it.

--Patrick


#42

Mathias

Mathias



#43

Gryfter

Gryfter

Happy Birthday from one ole' fogey to another Dave!


#44

Dave

Dave

Mathias said:
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I will never tire of this comic until it finally comes true.


#45

Just Me

Just Me

Happy Birthday, Dave!

Thanks for being around, running this thing, and telling us stories from ages past!


#46

Gruebeard

Gruebeard

Dave said:
I will never tire of this comic until it finally comes true.
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Well, I'm glad you like it.

But doesn't it irk you that Gassy gets redheads for his bday, while you get insulted?


#47

Bubble181

Bubble181

Gruebeard said:
Well, I'm glad you like it.

But doesn't it irk you that Gassy gets redheads for his bday, while you get insulted?
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hey, it's his fetish....


#48

Emrys

Emrys

Happy belated birthday from me and the doomweasels. We love you, so we shall assimilate you last.


#49

Dave

Dave

Nope. You missed it. Too late. Good luck next year.


#50

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Emrys said:
Happy belated birthday from me and the doomweasels. We love you, so we shall assimilate you last.
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Doomie Dave.jpg


#51

Dave

Dave

Same cat couple years later. Enjoying her favorite perch.

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#52

Zappit

Zappit

How'd I only just see this thread just now? Happy belated birthday, you magnificent bastard!


#53

jwhouk

jwhouk

Hey now! There are other old fogeys in this forum, too!


#54

Dave

Dave

jwhouk said:
Hey now! There are other old fogeys in this forum, too!
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You'd never know it. Hell, I could be @Grytpipe-Thynne 's son!

And happy birthday, @jwhouk!


#55

Grytpipe-Thynne

Grytpipe-Thynne

Perhaps you should reword that before your Dad reads it!


#56

Emrys

Emrys

:eek:

Is there something you two need to tell us?


#57

jwhouk

jwhouk

Well, I know G-T isn't my dad, since I'm not British.

And neither is Dave, because I don't think he'd have a kid at age two...

Oh, and thanks @Dave!


#58

Dave

Dave

Grytpipe-Thynne said:
Perhaps you should reword that before your Dad reads it!
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Two things:

  1. If I found out my dad has been reading this I'd FREAK OUT!! He died a few years ago. ZOMBIE DAD!!
  2. I'm adopted.
:p


#59

GasBandit

GasBandit

Dave said:
Two things:

  1. If I found out my dad has been reading this I'd FREAK OUT!! He died a few years ago. ZOMBIE DAD!!
  2. I'm adopted.
:p
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"Uuuurgh.. Hello freaked out, I'M DAD"


#60

Gared

Gared

Happy Birthday, @jwhouk!


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