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And many more, @Dave!

Happy Birthday Edrondel!

Do we rate @Dave 's age by years? or by how many calendar systems he has outlived?

Happy Birthday Dave!

How DO you celebrate the birth of something that has existed since the beginning of time?

*gasp* It's Dave's birthday! It's Dave's birthday!

The shoutbox is buzzing, so's this thread
Your minions are cheering, tears are shed
Who knew we had so many forumites

For years we've dwelt within these boards
With you, dear Dave, as our kind lord
Dealing with the drama and the fights

And now it's actually your birthday
And it feels totally strange
'Cause you're older than a mountain range

Because you've been around forever
Since the dawn of the first light
Because you've been around forever
Giving us this great website

Don't know if you find this annoying
But it matters not this day
Because you've been around forever
And today it's your birthday!

Today imagine us, mods and all
Lined up all neatly against a wall
The picture of good conduct and decor

And then we see you standing there
Hooties flapping in the air
And then we cheer you 'til our throats are sore

And then we eat and drink all evening
Maybe some Tinwhistler mead
Or we smoke some (finally legal) weed

Because you've been around forever
Bringing magic, bringing fun
Because you've been around forever
Since time eternal first begun

And I know it's totally crazy
That you're still around today
But you've been around forever
And we like it that way!

Telephius said:

Do we rate @Dave 's age by years? or by how many calendar systems he has outlived?

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I measure his age in moles.

Happy Birthday @Dave

DarkAudit said:

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You bastage, that's my shtick!

Happy Birthday!!

Oh, and happy birthday Dave.

Have a great day, Turbo!

I hope the flames from the candles don't ignite the atmosphere.

Happy Birthday Dave!

(We told them to leave off a few candles so you wouldn't feel too old.)

You guys know I'm not officially old until next year, right? I turn 49 today. Next year is when I'm 1/2 a century old.

Thanks, though, you nutbags.

Happy Birthday!

happy birthday old man!

What was Homo Erectus like?

Happy happy Birthday!

Hey.

Let's do this again next year.

--Patrick

fade said:

What was Homo Erectus like?

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Perfect place for a gay joke if I were so inclined, but I'll pass.

AshburnerX said:

How DO you celebrate the birth of something that has existed since the beginning of time?

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Anyway, Happy Birthday @Dave

Happy Birthday Young Man.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE, tell me what was robo-cop like?

Grytpipe-Thynne said:

Happy Birthday Young Man.

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Touche.

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, Dave!!! Go have a happy one!

Happy Birtthday @Dave

Congratulations, you young stud!

I love you, Dave

Every time Dave posts, just everybody like it. Even if he just posts the word "poop", like it. It's the man's birthday.

Wait, we're celebrating Dave getting another year older? That's like celebrating @GasBandit bandit getting another minute older.

Poop.

Dave said:

Poop.

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Well done David! Well done! Regularity is important!

Congrats on coming out of your mothers vagina this day many moons ago!

Happy spawning-time-unit, Elder One! We wuv you!

Happy birthday, brother. Hope you're able to celebrate in a suitably debauched manner today. Semper Fi!

I'm going to play video games with my son. Crazy times!

Happy bday man.

Happy birthday, Dave!

Happy Birthday, Dave!

Dave said:

You guys know I'm not officially old until next year, right? Next year is when I'm 500 centuries old.

Thanks, though, you nutbags.

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I'm surprised no one did that before now.

Happy belated birthday. May the next 500 centuries be the best ever.

I've wished so many people a happy birthday with this video that it might be time to retire it soon. Not yet, but soon.