Happy Birthday to our beloved elderly admin.

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Espy

Espy

Now I don't want to alarm anyone, but it's very possible today is Dave's birthday. I can't be sure because the calendars used to track his age are written by cavemen on old rocks but I have a feeling this is going down today.
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Happy Birthday old timer. May all your days be :Leyla:
 
Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Like I said in last year's b-day thread: Thanks for everything you've done for us here Dave. There aren't words for it so I say instead, that I hope you get everything you want for your b-day plus some extra surprises. I shall now let this thread resume it's original course of calling you Old when the Old Gods were young.
 
Cheesy1

Cheesy1

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DAVE!!! NO NO, I SAID "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" NO, NOT MY BIRTHDAY, IT'S YOURS! NO DAVE, YOU HAVE TO PUT YOUR TEETH BACK IN!! YES, YOU CAN HAVE PUDDING LATER!
 
Espy

Espy

Seriously though, Dave, you rock. Thanks for all the hard work and for keeping this place up and running.
I thought I'd get you something nice for your birthday so... I will ban 1 person of your choosing. Anyone you want. You name them. Cheesy? Gone. Silver Jelly? Scorned. Phil? Like he was never hear. Just say the word.
 
phil

phil

Espy said:
Seriously though, Dave, you rock. Thanks for all the hard work and for keeping this place up and running.
I thought I'd get you something nice for your birthday so... I will ban 1 person of your choosing. Anyone you want. You name them. Cheesy? Gone. Silver Jelly? Scorned. Phil? Like he was never hear. Just say the word.
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Did I say he didn't look a day past 500? I meant 400!.....300?

Listen 250 is the best I can do.
 
Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

What I meant to say is that Dave is the man... uhm... made from gold! The gold man! Gold is nice, right? Gold is good!

Happy birthday, you gold fart!
 
Jay

Jay

Shegokigo said:
Like I said in last year's b-day thread: Thanks for everything you've done for us here Dave. There aren't words for it so I say instead, that I hope you get everything you want for your b-day plus some extra surprises. I shall now let this thread resume it's original course of calling you Old when the Old Gods were young.
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Dave

Dave

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Thanks, guys. Damned Facebook gave me away again. Know what I get to do for my birthday? I get to go to the DMV to stand in line to renew my driver's license. Doesn't that sound like fun? Yay!

Seriously, though...You should all save these up for 2015. That'll be my 50th birthday. We'll paint this fucker black!
 
Wahad

Wahad

50th century, surely?

(Have a good one Dave, I hope the rest of your day is better than standing in line)
 
D

Disconnected

i heard a rumor that you can actually renew your license before your birthday so you don't have to waste the day in lines. crazy people I say

happy birthday, take cake to the dmv!
 
Dave

Dave

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Disconnected said:
i heard a rumor that you can actually renew your license before your birthday so you don't have to waste the day in lines. crazy people I say

happy birthday, take cake to the dmv!
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Didn't have the $$ until today, which is payday. On the plus side, I went to the DMV web site and found out that I can renew online using my checking account - which I just did. So I have a printed out temporary license. Only drawback? I have to keep the same picture. Eventually it'll no longer look like me, but for now I look 6 years younger!
 
D

Disconnected

Dave said:
Didn't have the $$ until today, which is payday. On the plus side, I went to the DMV web site and found out that I can renew online using my checking account - which I just did. So I have a printed out temporary license. Only drawback? I have to keep the same picture. Eventually it'll no longer look like me, but for now I look 6 years younger!
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online score!

also: I tease because I love.
 
Emrys

Emrys

Happy birthday, Dave, and thank you for providing such a wonderful site in which to lurk.

<cloaking devise reactivated>
 
ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

*suddenly bursts into the room, drunk as a skunk and not wearing any pants* (so you know, like any other day)

WOOOO! Time to get down!

 
Sparhawk

Sparhawk

It's the day the hooties got flappier!

I gotta say, I thought about just posting "Happy Flappy Hooties Day!" on your facebook page, but somebody called you Uncle Dave and I couldn't do it... there.
 
doomdragon6

doomdragon6

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We've made so many Dave being old jokes that I never actually considered how old he was. I had no idea you were only 47.

Either way HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE
 
Sparhawk

Sparhawk

doomdragon6 said:
We've made so many Dave being old jokes that I never actually considered how old he was. I had no idea you were only 47.

Either way HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVE
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You know what's really bad, I've been married longer than he has. It's true. He's still much older than I am though.
 
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