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Happy Turkey Day, American allies!

I'm gonna eat lots of stuff and maybe fall asleep afterwards.

Happy Thanksgiving Halforums!!

I am thankful for all of you. Except you. You know what you did.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING HALFORUMS!!!

It's a weird one for me: my family is up visiting my Grandma, so I'm pretty much alone today. I'm definitely not going to go hang out with my ex's family, my girlfriend is like 1,400 miles away from me, so I'm tagging along with one of my best friends to her Grandmother's place. Weird day, but not an unhappy one.

It's not thanksgiving without the feast. Smallish one this year, as there's only 3 of us.




The food baby is real

Happy Thanksgiving to you all!

Happy Turfootball Day y'all.

Null said:

I am thankful for all of you. Except you. You know what you did.

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Who told you?!?

Null said:

I am thankful for all of you. Except you. You know what you did.

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At the time you liked it! Sheesh.

Happy National Gluttony Day everyone!

We learned so many new things about our son's bladder on the trip to the relatives' place.
Also some other incredibly hilarious stuff, which I will not relate here.

--Patrick

WasabiPoptart said:

At the time you liked it! Sheesh.

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He's just mad because he couldn't remember the safe word.

Happy Thanksgiving everybody!

Happy American Gorging-And-Tolerating Family Day!

U.S.Ate! U.S.Ate!

We were playing Drawful, and no one guessed the right answer on my drawing because it was "too obvious"

I'm so full I think I might need someone to roll me up the stairs so I can lie down.

Dei said:

We were playing Drawful, and no one guessed the right answer on my drawing because it was "too obvious"

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Pet Semetary?

giant cat head attacks a church

Cat on a hot tin roof.

Our spread: Loaf of bread, mashed potatoes, baked beans, spatchcocked and roasted chicken, gravy, green bean casserole, pumpkin risotto. Accompanied by eggnog, a bottle of Botchet, and (sadly) a bottle-carbed bottle of Christmas Mead.

Crumb shot of the bread. It was awesome.

We're having Thanksgiving tonight, because of that work thing.

Will update once done.

CAT scan?

--Patrick

Ate ham, sweet potato casserole, stuffing, green bean casserole, and 2 slices of pie.

Then worked the mall for Black Friday.

Some from column A, some from column B.

...where you finished two shoplifters, three lost kids, and for dessert caught some shop employee redhanded and probably saved their employer a few thousand dollars of five finger discounts they would’ve made over the holidays.

Headcannon accepted.

stienman said:

...where you finished two shoplifters, three lost kids, and for dessert caught some shop employee redhanded and probably saved their employer a few thousand dollars of five finger discounts they would’ve made over the holidays.

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Five-finger discount
Four thousand dollars
Three lost kids
Two shoplifters
...and a partriiiidge in a pear treeeee.

--Patrick

That would be a fun version to create.

On the first day of mall watch humanity gave to me - a small child bawling hysterically.

stienman said:

That would be a fun version to create.
On the first day of mall watch humanity gave to me - a small child bawling hysterically.

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Well, this already exists:

I imagine you're more than passing familiar with Day 8.

--Patrick