Happy Thanksgiving 2017!

HAPPY THANKSGIVING HALFORUMS!!!

It's a weird one for me: my family is up visiting my Grandma, so I'm pretty much alone today. I'm definitely not going to go hang out with my ex's family, my girlfriend is like 1,400 miles away from me, so I'm tagging along with one of my best friends to her Grandmother's place. Weird day, but not an unhappy one. :)
 
We learned so many new things about our son's bladder on the trip to the relatives' place.
Also some other incredibly hilarious stuff, which I will not relate here.

--Patrick
 
We were playing Drawful, and no one guessed the right answer on my drawing because it was "too obvious"

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Our spread: Loaf of bread, mashed potatoes, baked beans, spatchcocked and roasted chicken, gravy, green bean casserole, pumpkin risotto. Accompanied by eggnog, a bottle of Botchet, and (sadly) a bottle-carbed bottle of Christmas Mead.
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Crumb shot of the bread. It was awesome.
 
Ate ham, sweet potato casserole, stuffing, green bean casserole, and 2 slices of pie.

Then worked the mall for Black Friday.

Some from column A, some from column B.
 
...where you finished two shoplifters, three lost kids, and for dessert caught some shop employee redhanded and probably saved their employer a few thousand dollars of five finger discounts they would’ve made over the holidays.

Headcannon accepted.
 
...where you finished two shoplifters, three lost kids, and for dessert caught some shop employee redhanded and probably saved their employer a few thousand dollars of five finger discounts they would’ve made over the holidays.
Five-finger discount
Four thousand dollars
Three lost kids
Two shoplifters
...and a partriiiidge in a pear treeeee.

--Patrick
 
That would be a fun version to create.

On the first day of mall watch humanity gave to me - a small child bawling hysterically.
 
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