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...well, for all my fellow Canadians, anyway!

I'll see YOU in November!

I call shenanigans.


Everyone knows canadians aren't real people. Much like strippers.

And to you as well!

I actually celebrated yesterday. Got to see my nephew, hung out with my sister, brother and brother-in-law, saw Zombieland for a second time, played a game of ZOMBIES!!! in which my brother and I basically sacrificed any chance at winning for the sake of a petty rivalry, and ate my own weight in stuffing. An excellent Thanksgiving.

what the fuck is a canadian?

Chippy said:

what the fuck is a canadian?

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Apparently, we're a strange, nomadic folk who reside in igloo's all year round. The climate is cold and often unforgiving, the flora and fauna interesting. Life is good here, aside from those pesky original inhabitants who call themselves Indians; silly people I assure you.

BlackCrossCrusader;273467][quote=Chippy said:

what the fuck is a canadian?

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Apparently, we're a strange, nomadic folk who reside in igloo's all year round. The climate is cold and often unforgiving, the flora and fauna interesting. Life is good here, aside from those pesky original inhabitants who call themselves Indians; silly people I assure you.[/QUOTE]

You live in Finland?

BlackCrossCrusader;273467][quote=Chippy said:

what the fuck is a canadian?

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Apparently, we're a strange, nomadic folk who reside in igloo's all year round. The climate is cold and often unforgiving, the flora and fauna interesting. Life is good here, aside from those pesky original inhabitants who call themselves Indians; silly people I assure you.[/QUOTE]

...so it's like cake?

Chippy said:

what the fuck is a canadian?

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The true story of the discovery of Canadians:

Chippy said:

what the fuck is a canadian?

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Mostly Pointless.

Bubble181;273470][quote=BlackCrossCrusader;273467][quote=Chippy said:

what the fuck is a canadian?

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Apparently, we're a strange, nomadic folk who reside in igloo's all year round. The climate is cold and often unforgiving, the flora and fauna interesting. Life is good here, aside from those pesky original inhabitants who call themselves Indians; silly people I assure you.[/QUOTE]

You live in Finland?[/QUOTE]

No he doesn't. He didn't even mention the traditional scouring of the pants, bathing in snow and birch-twig whipping.

Also, out original inhabitants call themselves the Sami, and they make their living nowadays by acting as miniature stunt doubles for Charles Bronson (see below) and selling ecological potency drugs to the Japanese and the German.

I just found this. This thread seemed like a good place to post it.
http://entertainment.todaysbigthing.com/2009/10/12

There's still half an hour left of Canadian Thanksgiving!

Hope you hosers had a good one.

Silly northern neighbors. You should celebrate Thanksgiving ON Thanksgiving not on Columbus Day. :laugh:

We celebrate Thanksgiving now so we don't have to suffer through all your fucking football pre-empting our parades. And for that we are thankful.

Actually just finishing up my thanksgiving now. I haven't been home for thanksgiving in a long time. My mother was out of town yesterday too, so we waited until today to have the turkey and all that.

happy thanksgiving do you guys use a turkey or some other poultry for your feast?

we eat owls.

>=(

Frau VildSoul said:

Silly northern neighbors. You should celebrate Thanksgiving ON Thanksgiving not on Columbus Day. :laugh:

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Because Columbus day is dumb.

My Thanksgiving was awesome. Just a bunch of friends with no nearby family. It quickly devolved into getting shitfaced on wine and singing popular 90's tunes.

Our spread was amazing though. Everyone brought something to dinner. I made a bacon covered turkey with bacon and asiago cheesebread stuffing. Some people brought mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, yams, 3 kinds of squash, green beans and sauce, cabbage rolls, homemade cranberry sauce, cranberry jelly and for dessert, pumpkin, banana cream and caramel apple pie.

It was incredible.

I just got a message from one of my Chinese friends saying "Happy Thanksgiving" and I was all "wtf" until I read this thread. Thanks Halforums!

Man, I have to wait until Christmas to have a feast like that. Mustard-glazed ham as big as your torso, liver casserole with cranberry sauce, potatoes, beet salad, green salad, Mom's meatballs, smoked lake herring...

Frau VildSoul said:

Silly northern neighbors. You should celebrate Thanksgiving ON Thanksgiving not on Columbus Day. :laugh:

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Historically, our harvest would have occurred earlier than yours because of the rough winter conditions. Plus, while you guys base it on an actual feast in Massachusetts, we actually have our OWN national history (If you don't believe me, read some Kate Beaton comics), and our Thanksgiving is based around a feast which took place in Quebec.

Besides, who would want to celebrate a man who went looking for India, landed in the Bahamas, took credit for finding North America from one of his sailors, and decided to murder and enslave the natives?

Doesn't seem like a guy you'd give a Holiday.

checkeredhat said:

Besides, who would want to celebrate a man who went looking for India, landed in the Bahamas, took credit for finding North America from one of his sailors, and decided to murder and enslave the natives?

Doesn't seem like a guy you'd give a Holiday.

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Don't forget the raping!

And Happy Thanksgiving to all my fellow Canadians!

Gruebeard said:

we eat owls.

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QvQ

Resurrecting the Canadian thanksgiving thread to say....

HAPPY THANKSGIVING, BITCHES!

I'm out until Friday when we go marathon! See you then!

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! Hope ya'll have a great one! I'll see everyone on Mon!

BTW, wish me luck. I'm proposing to my gal this weekend! Woot!

Oh, man, good luck!

Happy day before Thanksgiving everyone!

Canada must remain a legacy tag. Do it for Nick.

Happy thanksgiving everyone!
I plan on enjoying mine by heading to Toronto to watch Star Wars: In Concert.

Got our thanksgiving dinner out of the way on Saturday, which left lots of time to watch this:

My old HS, and a friend has a son in the band this year. I was to excited just to see them play to look for him when it aired live.

Then they snuck in a second song as the hosts went to introduce Jimmy Fallon. They still play their pep song TOO DAMN SLOW!

Have a good Turkey day! Eat till you S'plode!

Only a little less than a month until our own "Eat so much you can open doors with your gut"-day... also known as Christmas Eve dinner.

happy thanksgiving folks, enjoy the turkey

And the pie. Oh stars the pie. I am gonna get so stuffed. *Slavers Grue-style*

Happy Turkey-day, folks!

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

I could eat.

A lot.

TwoBit said:

I could eat.

A lot.

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I bet you couldn't.

Just found the HD version of my band @ Macy's today:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37BQnob1PbQ"]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37BQnob1PbQ[/ame]

The dance line got all the TV time.

I'm hearing two different stories out of NYC. One is that the majorettes only got to meet the Rockettes. The other is that they got to rehearse with the Rockettes because one of them is a Morgantown High alum.

To all you non-americans, hope you all had a fine thursday.