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Ask away and if it doesn't violate any secrecy oaths I will endeavor to answer.

Example Answer: Given that 4 cats live in my house and one of them sits upon everything I am not really bothered by hairy sausages.

HCGLNS said:

Given that 4 cats live in my house and one of them sits upon everything I am not really bothered by hairy sausages.

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Can we have another cat?

Can we go down south again soon?

Could you please pick me up a special neck pillow on your way home? I have made a complete mess of my neck.

Do you prefer:

Pikachu or Eevee?
Coke or Pepsi?
Anniston or Jolie?
Black or green? (Olives)
Dogs or cats?
Greys or Station 19?
Trek or Wars?

Squidleybits said:

Can we have another cat?

Can we go down south again soon?

Could you please pick me up a special neck pillow on your way home? I have made a complete mess of my neck.

Do you prefer:

Pikachu or Eevee?
Coke or Pepsi?
Anniston or Jolie?
Black or green? (Olives)
Dogs or cats?
Greys or Station 19?
Trek or Wars?

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No more cats.

I don't want to go south ever again.

Where is this pillow located?

Pikachu, Evee has no idea what it wants to be when it grows up.

Coke. With black rum.

Jolie. All day every day and thrice on Sundays. I laugh heartily when the kid at work only knows Anniston from the make up commercials.

Canned black olives.

Dogs are much better.

I love all Sci Fi. But since you can make light sabers from wrapping tubes, Wars.

Both of those shows are horrible and much worse than wrestling.

What is a food you avoid eating if at all possible?

When did you realize you were a hobo?

What is your smallest regret?

blotsfan said:

What is a food you avoid eating if at all possible?

When did you realize you were a hobo?

What is your smallest regret?

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Tomatoes. In most forms they induce an involuntary gag reflex in me.

Truthfully I'm more of a hermit than a hobo. I don't like to travel for work.

I'm fairly certain I cracked my shin while canoeing in 1997 and never bothered to get it checked out.

You don’t like traveling at all

Squidleybits said:

You don’t like traveling at all

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No, it's always a lot of work for very little enjoyment.

Did you end up making a sleeping support harness for Squidleybits' head?

drifter said:

Did you end up making a sleeping support harness for Squidleybits' head?

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I ventured into a place called Bed Bath and Beyond and acquired a "wedge pillow" at her request. That store is weird, tonnes of staff no customers. It may be the new mafia front.

Have you ever worn a Fu Manchu?
Are there pictures?

--Patrick

PatrThom said:

Have you ever worn a Fu Manchu?
Are there pictures?

--Patrick

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No. I have worn handlebars, mutton chops, goatee, Magnum PI stache, Lemmy and full beard.

What is something everyone should know about you?

What is something everyone should NOT know about you?

Can you explain the inner workings of a stellar nebula in 10 words or less?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

General Specific said:

What is something everyone should know about you?

What is something everyone should NOT know about you?

Can you explain the inner workings of a stellar nebula in 10 words or less?

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

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I have a natural resting face that implies I hate everything about you, but in reality I am indifferent and courteous towards strangers.

My orgasms are accompanied by a unique involuntary spasm that is always the same.

Much gas little mass not yet a star watch Picard.

I don't think we even have a Wii anymore do we?

I am trying to find an almost elastic sheet that you can stretch over the end of a PVC pipe which will then seal off the end of the pipe. I can't remember the name of it and the people at Home Depot are useless. I know I've used it before but I can't remember what it would be called. Do you know what I'm looking for?

(Strangest AMA question ever)

Dei said:

I am trying to find an almost elastic sheet that you can stretch over the end of a PVC pipe which will then seal off the end of the pipe. I can't remember the name of it and the people at Home Depot are useless. I know I've used it before but I can't remember what it would be called. Do you know what I'm looking for?

(Strangest AMA question ever)

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"A whole bunch of duct tape"

Bubble181 said:

"A whole bunch of duct tape"

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Not helpful.

Dei said:

I am trying to find an almost elastic sheet that you can stretch over the end of a PVC pipe which will then seal off the end of the pipe. I can't remember the name of it and the people at Home Depot are useless. I know I've used it before but I can't remember what it would be called. Do you know what I'm looking for?

(Strangest AMA question ever)

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To clarify why I'm looking for this, my daughter needs to make drums for science class, so it needs to be something that can vibrate to make a note.

Dei said:

I am trying to find an almost elastic sheet that you can stretch over the end of a PVC pipe which will then seal off the end of the pipe. I can't remember the name of it and the people at Home Depot are useless. I know I've used it before but I can't remember what it would be called. Do you know what I'm looking for?

(Strangest AMA question ever)

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You are describing stretch wrap as opposed to shrink wrap. Commonly used for packaging.

You may want to consider using a single side of s freezer bag instead and binding it to the pipe tightly.

For drums the suggestion of duct tape is not outrageous. Multiple passes of clear packing tape should suffice.

Dei said:

I am trying to find an almost elastic sheet that you can stretch over the end of a PVC pipe which will then seal off the end of the pipe. I can't remember the name of it and the people at Home Depot are useless. I know I've used it before but I can't remember what it would be called. Do you know what I'm looking for?

(Strangest AMA question ever)

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like those silicone bowl covers?

What is the most Canadian thing you can think of?

What is essential to hobo life?

How many Snuffles does @Squidleybits have to purchase before you finally move out?

Celt Z said:

What is the most Canadian thing you can think of?

What is essential to hobo life?

How many Snuffles does @Squidleybits have to purchase before you finally move out?

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The awkward acceptance of praise or gratitude.

The bare necessities, learning what they, what they mean and how to embrace them.

6000 cubic feet of snuffles bears.

Tinwhistler said:

like those silicone bowl covers?
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This is pretty close to what I'm looking for, but why I try to search for it, it gives stretchable lids instead of a wrap. But really what I was looking for was something like stretch wrap, but more rubbery and not textured. I don't think it's rubber, because once it stretches out it won't unstretch.

Dei said:

This is pretty close to what I'm looking for, but why I try to search for it, it gives stretchable lids instead of a wrap. But really what I was looking for was something like stretch wrap, but more rubbery and not textured.

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You may just be looking for sheet rubber, secured with zip tie, rubber band, or twine.

--Patrick

If you help by buying the Snuffles bears, does it count towards the total?

Are you ready for The Scampering?

Squidleybits said:

If you help by buying the Snuffles bears, does it count towards the total?

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Yes.

Emrys said:

Are you ready for The Scampering?

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Yes I have over 8000 watts of Nicleback.

(smacks forehead)

Nickleback! Of course!