Help me decide what to do.

[Dave]

I got paid today, paid my bills and have money left over. I also have some time tonight.

It's up to you. What should I do?

 

[drawn_inward]

Take your wife out and show her how special she is to you.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

You should not do Grue. Unless Mrs Nihsen wants to join in.

 

[Baerdog]

Take your wife out and show her how special she is to you.

So mark this one down for "masturbate?"

 

[Dusty668]

You roll for Initiative, wow! Do you ever take it!

 

[@Li3n]

What's the difference between #3 and #4?!

 

[drawn_inward]

Take your wife out and show her how special she is to you.

So mark this one down for "masturbate?"[/QUOTE]

It can. It depends on how the night goes!

 

[Gusto]

5: Save for your next inevitable car crash/theft/problems.

Seriously Dave, as often as you mention being in dire straits, it might be a good idea to put some money away for a rainy day.

 

[kaykordeath]

Buy your daughter breakfast.

 

[Cajungal]

Or teach her how to make toast. Fast and easy in the morning.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

Okay, what's this? Half the voters have selected Grue! I bet you want us to tape it, too, don't you! Perverts.

 

[figmentPez]

Finally play a match of L4D2 with some Halforumites.

 

[Dave]

Yeah the wife interfered with that one. Sorry, Pez. I do owe you an apology.

 

[figmentPez]

Yeah the wife interfered with that one. Sorry, Pez. I do owe you an apology.

Don't worry about it. We still had a full game, and a great time.

 

[phil]

Whatever is free.

 

[Baerdog]

Chalk up another vote for masturbation.

 

[Cajungal]

Cheap AND healthy.

 

[Philosopher B.]

I vote you double-dutch rudder a Grue, which, he grabs his dick, you grab your dick, you work his arm, he works your arm. Same time. It's like jerking off together but not gay. You're not touching dicks. Each other's dicks, anyway. He's touching his own dick, you're working it, and he's loving it. It feels good, sir. Try it. Come on.

 

[Dave]

Again? I had that last night.

 

[Soliloquy]

I just have to say, I would never wish EvE Online on anyone.

 

[bhamv3]

Masturbation has infinite replayability, unlike ME2 and EvE.

 

[Necronic]

Masturbation has infinite replayability, unlike ME2 and EvE.

Yes but no challenge! Unless.....

Dave take a bunch of sleeping pills and masturbate!

 

[Gusto]

Get an epidural and masturbate.

 

[Cajungal]

Get an epidural and masturbate.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

Whatever is free.

That rules out the Grue option. I charge by the hour.

 

[Math242]

ME 2 DUH

 

[Dave]

Well, I forgot one option.

5) Fight with the wife.

How could I have forgotten that possibility?

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

How could I have forgotten that possibility?

Well, you also forget the make love to your wife option. Is that what the fight was about?