Baked beans are off.I love spam. That's why I'm having spam spam spam spam baked beans spam and spam.
Did we just get spammed by a Hare Krishna?
Holy shit. I haven't seen one of these guys since the San Diego airport in the 1980's.
An onion is the bass player of food. You would probably not enjoy it solo, but you’d miss it if it wasn’t there.I don't think it's possible to eat without onions. Onions are in nearly literally everything. They're incredibly healthy and the basis of all cuisine. Fucking worldwide. There's barely a culture out there without some form of onion as the basis of their food. Onions are probably the most important flavour on Earth.
Yes! I was going to post this but got distracted by work (stupid work).
TIL that Tinwhistler feeds off of fear....Then he starts goin on about this new study that showed that cows know they're about to be slaughtered and how the fear hormones enter the meat, and how I'm eating their fear. "Stop it," I say. "You're making me hungry for a burger."
i think most meat eaters do, what the hell does a doom weasel eat anyways?TIL that Tinwhistler feeds off of fear.
My Peterson Field Guide to North American mammals says "tigers, lions, elephants, buffaloes, donkeys, giraffes, octopuses, rhinoceroses, moose, ducks...and Rabbits."i think most meat eaters do, what the hell does a doom weasel eat anyways?
It seems to me that doomweasels mostly feed off of irritation.i think most meat eaters do, what the hell does a doom weasel eat anyways?
That's just @Doomweasel minion. He's a special case.It seems to me that doomweasels mostly feed off of irritation.
on my cock ? ( right ? ) this is why always doing everything on it ( by pying without invitation [ like an whore ]) is it not ?I love spam. That's why I'm having spam spam spam spam baked beans spam and spam.
onion or no onion but real thing is sex life why not support it directly ?I don't think it's possible to eat without onions. Onions are in nearly literally everything. They're incredibly healthy and the basis of all cuisine. Fucking worldwide. There's barely a culture out there without some form of onion as the basis of their food. Onions are probably the most important flavour on Earth.
but i see daily butter on your mouth ( which is mine ) i daily see that everywhere ( saint in the first place )Did we just get spammed by a Hare Krishna?
Holy shit. I haven't seen one of these guys since the San Diego airport in the 1980's.
but why you all need my cock ? since the cock is availaible everywhere and anywhere better took anyones ( instead of me ) for after all im not very important person.All you need is cash (bum-ba-dadda-dum)
All you need is cash (bum-ba-dadda-dum)
All you need is cash, cash
Cash is all you need...
Ya hadda go dere.I would love to have the OP come back and see what we did to his spam topic.
oh yes you are very powerful and important person. tell us more such stories and who cares ? if you follow it or not. that is not my problem.When I was in my 20's, pamphleting in airports was still allowed. I flew into LAX one time to do some work in San Marino. This guy my age walks up--white guy in a jeans, t-shirt and totally shaved head. This was before bald was in as a look. So, I immediately know he was a Krishna.
He immediately starts going on and on about the Bhagavad Gita, and hitting me up to buy one. As it so happens, I already had a copy, and told him so. So he asked me if I'd read it, and I had. "So, you're vegetarian then?" he asked, all excited. "Just because I read your book doesn't mean I buy into it." I replied.
Then he starts goin on about this new study that showed that cows know they're about to be slaughtered and how the fear hormones enter the meat, and how I'm eating their fear. "Stop it," I say. "You're making me hungry for a burger."
He got the idea, and stalked off in a snit.
(I actually have read the Bhagavad Gita. I've read most religious texts...when I got my first library card at 6 years old, I didn't know what I liked to read, so I started off in the library at the 000 section of the Dewey decimal system, and worked my way up to sci-fi fantasy, which is where I stopped. But I tore through the whole 200's, which is religion, and found it interesting enough to continue to buy religious texts throughout my life)
indeed attracting like an whore ( is what i can call which you are doing ) weather directly or indirectlyI would love to have the OP come back and see what we did to his spam topic.
It's all that daily butter on your mouth.I'm attracting like a whore. You heard it here, folks.
Jeezus, I need a cigarette.Chant "on my cock on my cock on my cock on my cock onion or no onion on my cock on my cock attracting like a whore" and be happy. Or Frank Miller.
Hey don't make fun of his Lisp.He's back! It's like christmas (but with more parenthesis)
nah nah you just say this thing ( and what is the wrong to become prostitute ? alright we are prostitute { we accept it }) you just say this thing. ( spoiled whore )Chant "on my cock on my cock on my cock on my cock onion or no onion on my cock on my cock attracting like a whore" and be happy. Or Frank Miller.
otherwise what i should call you ? when you touch my cock instead of this Practical explanation ? huh?I'm attracting like a whore. You heard it here, folks.
we don't eat oninion and garlics because they cannot be offered to lord krishna ( and not only killing poor animals is sin but also killing plant is sin. ) The Vaisnava philosophy teaches that we should not even kill plants unnecessarily. In the Bhagavad-gita [9.26] Krishna says: "If someone offers Me with love and devotion a leaf, a flower, a fruit, or a little water, I will accept it." We offer Krishna only the kind of food He demands, and then we eat the remnants. If offering vegetarian food to Krishna were sinful, then it would be Krishna's sin, not ours. But God is apapa-viddha - sinful reactions are not applicable to Him. Eating food first offered to the Lord is also something like a soldier's killing during wartime. In a war, when the commander orders a man to attack, the obedient soldier who kills the enemy will get a medal. But if the same soldier kills someone on his own, he will be punished. Similarly, when we eat only prasadam [the remnants of food offered to Krishna], we do not commit any sin. This is confirmed in the Bhagavad-gita [3.13]: "The devotees of the Lord are released from all kinds of sins because they eat food that is first offered for sacrifice. Others, who prepare food for personal sense enjoyment, verily eat only sin."I would like to have an in-depth and serious discussion about garlic and onions.
Darat, why should I give up garlic and onions? I believe they are delicious, but what harm would eating them cause to my physical or spiritual well-being?
We're all whores and a Hare Krishna is obsessed with our cocks.What the fuck is this thread.
my lips ? and what about your eye ? which is on my cock ? ( by pying without invitation ) like an whoreHey don't make fun of his Lisp.
--Patrick
you will never know cuz you are living among saints ( and you are saint personified among them ) so very kindly forget it. cuz you cannot read the title. so do not troll.What the fuck is this thread.
what ? are you gay whore ? and wrong its not me who is on its knees but its you ( who is on it with out cock in there deep throat [ by pying without invitation { like an whore}])We're all whores and a Hare Krishna is obsessed with our cocks.
nah nah you just say this thing ( and what is the wrong to become prostitute ? alright we are prostitute { we accept it }) you just say this thing. ( spoiled whore )
now get out for i do not like you. ( finished ) HUT
Is there a Frank Miller generator on Engrish? I feel like I'm getting yelled at by the t-shirts I see in Taipei.
Alright, we are prostitute! Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts!
"Lisp," not "lips." Your eyes appear to also be distracted.my lips ? and what about your eye ? which is on my cock ? ( by pying without invitation ) like an whore [ { like an whore}])
So... you don't eat any plants that involves killing the plant? Or just onions and garlic?we don't eat oninion and garlics because they cannot be offered to lord krishna ( and not only killing poor animals is sin but also killing plant is sin. ) The Vaisnava philosophy teaches that we should not even kill plants unnecessarily. In the Bhagavad-gita [9.26] Krishna says: "If someone offers Me with love and devotion a leaf, a flower, a fruit, or a little water, I will accept it." We offer Krishna only the kind of food He demands, and then we eat the remnants. If offering vegetarian food to Krishna were sinful, then it would be Krishna's sin, not ours. But God is apapa-viddha - sinful reactions are not applicable to Him. Eating food first offered to the Lord is also something like a soldier's killing during wartime. In a war, when the commander orders a man to attack, the obedient soldier who kills the enemy will get a medal. But if the same soldier kills someone on his own, he will be punished. Similarly, when we eat only prasadam [the remnants of food offered to Krishna], we do not commit any sin. This is confirmed in the Bhagavad-gita [3.13]: "The devotees of the Lord are released from all kinds of sins because they eat food that is first offered for sacrifice. Others, who prepare food for personal sense enjoyment, verily eat only sin."
That's strange, because it seems like my story struck a nerve. I submit to you, sir, that if you did not care if people followed your religion, you wouldn't be here proselytizing. In fact, you seem to care a great deal. You've gone from preaching love and the magic voodoo chant of "hare hare" to spitting venom, hate, and invective. What would Krishna think? After all, weren't the six Goswamis disciples of Lord Chaitanya “popular both to the gentle and with the ruffians”?oh yes you are very powerful and important person. tell us more such stories and who cares ? if you follow it or not. that is not my problem.
You know what they say, "Those who can't, teach."You, sir are setting a very bad example.
thank you but you make your love with your dogs instead of goat for you are not muslims ? ( right ? ) so better you make your love with your dogs instead of goats."Lisp," not "lips." Your eyes appear to also be distracted.
I will tell you most solemnly, my goat is forever beyond your reach. You may try as hard as you are able, but it will be impossible for you to get it.
--Patrick
nah nah greatest are those in which you talk about my cocks size and other things indirectly.I think this is one of the greatest threads we've ever had.
nah nah if you will take my cock in your deep throat and talk about it ( like an whore { by pying without invitation }) than i will call you whore and its you who is faggot or gay and whore at the same time.Are you Indian? (Your speaking (typing) style reminds me of some Indian people I know. (As well as your insult style. (Which seems to be steeped purely in homophobia. (But I haven't seen this many parentheses before. (And you haven't yet said bloody.))))))))))))))
( foolish dummy ) that i have already explained but you dont seem to be serious. so get out. and do not attract like an whore.So... you don't eat any plants that involves killing the plant? Or just onions and garlic?
For example, do you eat carrots? The carrot's no longer alive after you chop it up, boil it, and eat it, right? What about lettuce and cabbage? Are there any living parts of plant left after lettuce and cabbage and harvested and eaten?
Or is there something special about onions and garlic that prevents them from being eaten?
Also, does this proscription cover all varieties and variations of onions and garlic? For example, can I eat shallots? Scallions? Chives? Leeks?
nah nah point is i do not care for those who are will full ignorant or hypocrites like you. and now if you think that you all are acting like an saints here than good luck ( with your own duplicity ) i have no problem at all.That's strange, because it seems like my story struck a nerve. I submit to you, sir, that if you did not care if people followed your religion, you wouldn't be here proselytizing. In fact, you seem to care a great deal. You've gone from preaching love and the magic voodoo chant of "hare hare" to spitting venom, hate, and invective. What would Krishna think? After all, weren't the six Goswamis disciples of Lord Chaitanya “popular both to the gentle and with the ruffians”?
Doesn't the Bhagavad Gita say "O Arjun, noblest amongst men, that person who is not affected by happiness and distress, and remains steady in both, becomes eligible for liberation. "(Ch:2 V:15)?
Isn't it also said “The peace of God is with them whose mind and soul are in harmony, who are free from desire and wrath, who know their own soul.” (Ch:5 V:26)?
In Ch 12, V 18, doesn't Krishna himself say "Those, who are alike to friend and foe, equipoised in honor and dishonor, cold and heat, joy and sorrow, and are free from all unfavorable association; those who take praise and reproach alike, who are given to silent contemplation, content with what comes their way, without attachment to the place of residence, whose intellect is firmly fixed in Me, and who are full of devotion to Me, such persons are very dear to Me. "?
You, sir are setting a very bad example.
and since when you took any point anywhere at all ? simply talking about my cock and trying to bullying and if you will do that than you have to see yourself in the same mirror with my cock in your deep throat.I'm just gonna leave this here.
let me be bad but do you want to say that your fellow members are acting here like an saint on me ? than indeed you are failure at your attempt ( once again as always )You know what they say, "Those who can't, teach."
better you fuck off from my thread ( whore ) get out ( HUT ) i do not like you. ( randi )Sure, Jan.
And fuck off.
You're boring and this isn't your thread anymore.better you fuck off from my thread ( whore ) get out ( HUT ) i do not like you. ( randi )
nah nah im really bad example but who cares for the majority of idiots ? i do not take words from them but mother or authority ( OR Srila Prabhupada ) and unless `1 is not very intellignet OR has lost his/her senses ( even as devotee ) `1 will not take your side.This got boring really quickly.
This guy is extremely preoccupied with his penis. And y'all thought I was bad
And I'm no saint. That's for sure. In fact, I'm going to hell. According to the Bhagavata Purana (Canto 5, Ch 26, verse 26), I'll be going to the hell called Lālābhakṣa.
I think our esteemed friend here will end up in Kṣārakardama.
and i do not think that you will be able to leave my cock ( by pying without invitation ) nor leave acting indreiclty on me ( cuz you like to seducing me ) cuz you are whore.You're boring and this isn't your thread anymore.
Bye.
but im sure that you have nothing good at all. otherwise you would not have grabbed my cock and balls and touched them with your lips and tounge and took it deep ( with repeatedly kissing in the first )I'm not sure if this guy only has one trick, or if this is some rogue spambot stuck in a loop.
Explain it to me again, please. You said that onions and garlic cannot be eaten because they cannot be offered to Krishna. And then you said that other foods can be eaten as long as they're offered to Krishna first. What makes onions and garlic special? Why are they the exceptions for what can be offered to Krishna? Do your scriptures describe why Krishna doesn't like onions and garlic?( foolish dummy ) that i have already explained but you dont seem to be serious. so get out. and do not attract like an whore.
nah nah ( saint ) in the middle of whores try to understand that you arenot serious in the first place. that is what your real problem is ( unwanted stool )Explain it to me again, please. You said that onions and garlic cannot be eaten because they cannot be offered to Krishna. And then you said that other foods can be eaten as long as they're offered to Krishna first. What makes onions and garlic special? Why are they the exceptions for what can be offered to Krishna? Do your scriptures describe why Krishna doesn't like onions and garlic?
I am serious. I'd like to learn more about the status of onions and garlic in your faith. What is it about onions and garlic that make them so forbidden to Krishna? Are all types of onions and garlic banned? Is there anything we can do to make onions and garlic acceptable to eat? Is there any flexibility in your doctrines regarding onions and garlic?nah nah ( saint ) in the middle of whores try to understand that you arenot serious in the first place. that is what your real problem is ( unwanted stool )
yes yes you are serious ( i know saint ) in spite of living among the whores you are serious ( sound serious ) this is why you are avoiding the answer which is already given to you and again demanding answer. cuz you are too much serious ( saint among whores)I am serious. I'd like to learn more about the status of onions and garlic in your faith. What is it about onions and garlic that make them so forbidden to Krishna? Are all types of onions and garlic banned? Is there anything we can do to make onions and garlic acceptable to eat? Is there any flexibility in your doctrines regarding onions and garlic?
I don't think you're being very fair to me. All I want to do is learn more about onions and garlic in your faith, but you keep insulting me, and what's worse you refuse to answer my questions.yes yes you are serious ( i know saint ) in spite of living among the whores you are serious ( sound serious ) this is why you are avoiding the answer which is already given to you and again demanding answer. cuz you are too much serious ( saint among whores)
now what my 10 minutes preaching will do ? huh? and at the top i have given you the damn answer. and if you are interested than link i have given as well without any charge.I don't think you're being very fair to me. All I want to do is learn more about onions and garlic in your faith, but you keep insulting me, and what's worse you refuse to answer my questions.
Look, how about I tell you a bit more about me, so that we can know each other better, and then maybe you'll understand why I want to know about onions and garlic and Krishna. You see, I am from a country that's been through many wars. When I was very young, around 4 years old, the city I was living in was attacked and besieged by the enemy. We couldn't get any food, and soon we were all starving. Everyone was starving and dying. It was a terrible time of great pain and sorrow. First we ate the horses, we weren't riding anywhere, not with the city surrounded, and we couldn't feed them anyway, so we ate them. Then the cats. I didn't like cats, so I thought it was fine to eat them. But I did like dogs, they're good animals, loyal, but we ate them too. Then even the rats. But it still wasn't enough. My father was killed in the fighting, and my mother almost died because she gave me all of the food she could find. She couldn't even speak any more, she was so frail.
But when it seemed like everyone was going to starve to death and there was no hope left, one night a man managed to make it into the city by sneaking past the siege. He came in using a sailboat, which didn't make any noise, and the sails were painted black so that he wouldn't be seen in the night. His boat was filled with onions. I still remember that first bowl of hot onion soup I shared with my mother, and how it gave me strength again and gave me hope. That bowl of onion soup, made from the onions brought by that heroic man, was how my mother and I could live until this day.
I never knew that man's name. I can't even remember the date of the night he came. Whenever I talk about that night with my mother, we only refer to it as the Onion Night.
So you see, this is why I'm asking about onions and garlic. Onions have such a special place in my heart and in my life. Is there really no flexibility to be found in your doctrines? Why would Krishna have me give up such an important part of my life?
Surely you can see I'm serious.now what my 10 minutes preaching will do ? huh? and at the top i have given you the damn answer. and if you are interested than link i have given as well without any charge.
but now if you are not serious and trying to find defects in me than what can i do for you ? huh? i cannot do anything anymore. for i have given everything without any duplicity. but because you are not serious therefore you will not read those things but make show among the whores that how saint you actually are ( even among unwanted whores )
Ok, so, would you be so kind as to explain in more detail about onions and garlic? Pretend I'm a five year old and start from the beginning. Make it simple.yes you are really ( sound ) serious among the whores. and im feeling amazing to see such an saint among the whores. ( trust me )
No no no no, I'm not done yet.You come in here uninvited and do nothing but insult your hosts. We have had enough of you.
You are not welcome here.
Now FUCK OFF.
Let me see if I can answer in his place.No no no no, I'm not done yet.
After all of his postings, it's become clear to me that Darat is clearly a latent homosexual who just want's his dick sucked by another man. But because of his religious and cultural upbringing, he can't admit those urges. Filled with rage, he lashes out at everyone around him, calling them whores and offering his dick to be sucked--ostensibly as an insult, but secretly as a cry of fervent desire.You come in here uninvited and do nothing but insult your hosts. We have had enough of you.
You are not welcome here.
Now FUCK OFF.
is that your mother, sister, wife and daughter are all in secret relationship with mods and admin ? on the account of there relationships strenght you are again and again you are telling me fuck off.You come in here uninvited and do nothing but insult your hosts. We have had enough of you.
You are not welcome here.
Now FUCK OFF.
yes take it more deep and slowly slowly ( whore )No no no no, I'm not done yet.
Again you insult me when I'm only trying to learn.yes take it more deep and slowly slowly ( whore )
and it is also clear to me that you are an unwanted stool, and there is no need of preaching to such man like you who are already spoiled.After all of his postings, it's become clear to me that Darat is clearly a latent homosexual who just want's his dick sucked by another man. But because of his religious and cultural upbringing, he can't admit those urges. Filled with rage, he lashes out at everyone around him, calling them whores and offering his dick to be sucked--ostensibly as an insult, but secretly as a cry of fervent desire.
He comes here, believing that we are all Westerners, and that all Westerners are decadent sinners. Here, surely, he will find relief from his forbidden desires.
He half-heartedly attempts introductions by way of discussion about his religious background, but drops that pretense nearly immediately, and spends the better part of 3 pages offering his dick to one and all. It is clearly a cry for help. Can't you see this man's heart is breaking? That he craves the sweet love of another man?
For the love of God, won't someone suck his dick and end his pain?
and i also understand that now finally new whores are coming with new vaginas. so that seducing business may go on.I at least understand spam. What is this?
and at the top i cannot see wat you can see ( faggot or gay ) from your position on the knees with my cock in your deep throat ( by pying without ivnitation { like an whore }). Can't you see this man's heart is breaking
nah this photo is still not real`1 so kindly post that`1 in whcih these unwnated pies ( like you ) who are in black shades are actually on there knees with my cock in there deep throat.