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Nov 5, 2009#1

BananaHands

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Nov 5, 2009#2

Iaculus

Nov 5, 2009#3

Baerdog

Nov 5, 2009#4

@Li3n

Wait, why are they cigarettes?!

Nov 5, 2009#5

Hylian

Nov 5, 2009#6

Dusty668

Nov 5, 2009#7

North_Ranger

Okay, who pissed in the water reservoir again?

Nov 5, 2009#8

Gusto

North_Ranger said:
Okay, who pissed in the water reservoir again?

Nov 5, 2009#9

Rubicon

me thinks someone is having fun with an alt

Nov 5, 2009#10

HoboNinja

It's from South Park, the episode was about how Matt and Trey are annoyed by loud motorcycles and try to change *** to mean Harley riders.

Meh whatever floats their boat. I would rather ride a regal badass piece of American heritage than some ricey crotch rocket.

Nov 5, 2009#11

ThatGrinningIdiot!

HoboNinja said:
It's from South Park, the episode was about how Matt and Trey are annoyed by loud motorcycles and try to change *** to mean Harley riders.

Meh whatever floats their boat. I would rather ride a regal badass piece of American heritage than some ricey crotch rocket.

!

Maybe it's me, but that sounds pretty racist.

Nov 5, 2009#12

HoboNinja

BlackCrossCrusader;291950][quote=HoboNinja said:
It's from South Park, the episode was about how Matt and Trey are annoyed by loud motorcycles and try to change *** to mean Harley riders.

Meh whatever floats their boat. I would rather ride a regal badass piece of American heritage than some ricey crotch rocket.

!

Maybe it's me, but that sounds pretty racist.[/QUOTE]

Even the kids that run around with rice burners with fart cans and stupid shit like that call them ricers. If I said like jap piece of shit that would be a little racist I guess but I am calling it by the slang that is common. If it is a racist well I guess I don't give a fuck?

Nov 5, 2009#13

Troll

Oh, I like where this is goin'...

Nov 5, 2009#14

Espy

:twitch:

Just... just stop it hobo. I don't have the patience for this tonight.

Nov 5, 2009#15

Kitty Sinatra

Halforums fell off its motorcycle and smashed open its skull.

I don't think we've got long to live.

Nov 5, 2009#16

phil

Nov 5, 2009#17

Gusto

phil said:

I love you man.

Nov 5, 2009#18

ElJuski

Mav.........Bananahands is my roomate, dogg. It's been quite established.

Nov 5, 2009#19

ThatGrinningIdiot!

HoboNinja;291954][quote=BlackCrossCrusader;291950][quote=HoboNinja said:
It's from South Park, the episode was about how Matt and Trey are annoyed by loud motorcycles and try to change *** to mean Harley riders.

Meh whatever floats their boat. I would rather ride a regal badass piece of American heritage than some ricey crotch rocket.

Nov 5, 2009#20

Chippy

HoboNinja said:
If it is a racist well I guess I don't give a fuck?

Guys! Hey GUYS! Look how tough he is! GUYS! He's such a badass! He just doesn't care! GUYS!

Nov 5, 2009#21

Allen, who is Quiet

we don't care

Nov 5, 2009#22

Rubicon

ElJuski said:
Mav.........Bananahands is my roomate, dogg. It's been quite established.

Ah.. well I cant read the boards at work really so some new faces I dont know

but you can see how it..seems like an alt..

Nov 5, 2009#23

drawn_inward

The neverending stoooooooorrry....

Nov 6, 2009#24

EsteBeatDown

I missed you guys SO MUCH.

Nov 6, 2009#25

HoboNinja

I appologize if you were offended BlackCrossCrusader, I guess I didn't realize "ricer" was racist? Everyone I know uses that term, all the douches that race around the "loop"(2 one ways that go through the middle of town my town) including muscle and import refer to them as ricers. Doesn't matter if they are white, black, purple, yellow, orange, or magenta... it's just the popular term. I guess I could have said import bikes, but I didn't realize you would be offended by ricer.

As for why Chippy not liking me, I really could give a flying fuck. This is a internet forum with people I don't know, his opinion of me is sort of irrelevant. It doesn't effect the world in the slightest and has no bearing on me. Unlike some people, words on a screen aren't going to make me cry myself to sleep.

Nov 6, 2009#26

Krisken

HoboNinja said:
I appologize if you were offended BlackCrossCrusader, I guess I didn't realize "ricer" was racist? Everyone I know uses that term, all the douches that race around the "loop"(2 one ways that go through the middle of town my town) including muscle and import refer to them as ricers. Doesn't matter if they are white, black, purple, yellow, orange, or magenta... it's just the popular term. I guess I could have said import bikes, but I didn't realize you would be offended by ricer.

You never thought to ask yourself why people you yourself call "douches" would call a motorcycle a "ricer"?

Nov 6, 2009#27

HoboNinja

Krisken said:
You never thought to ask yourself why people you yourself call "douches" would call a motorcycle a "ricer"?

It's not just them, it's everyone. I was just saying that people even in the import racing circuit call them ricers as well.

Nov 6, 2009#28

Krisken

HoboNinja;292074][quote=Krisken said:
You never thought to ask yourself why people you yourself call "douches" would call a motorcycle a "ricer"?

It's not just them, it's everyone. I was just saying that people even in the import racing circuit call them ricers as well.[/QUOTE]
I guess I'm the type of person who would automatically want to know why people called it that. I mean, we call drinking fountains here bubblers, and even though it is extremely common to call it that, I still asked why.

Anyways, carry on, I guess.

Nov 6, 2009#29

ElJuski

And this is partially why stereotypes exist. It's a ricer because it's an asian model, a "rice-boy" car. That is why it's a ricer.

Nov 6, 2009#30

Krisken

ElJuski said:
And this is partially why stereotypes exist. It's a ricer because it's an asian model, a "rice-boy" car. That is why it's a ricer.

Exactly. Sometimes asking why is the difference between ignorance and understanding.

Nov 6, 2009#31

Silver Jelly

What I like is the taste of rice.

Nov 6, 2009#32

@Li3n

Great, you guys made me hungry...

Nov 6, 2009#33

Iaculus

Mmm... tuna and rice, how I miss thee...

Nov 6, 2009#34

Bubble181

nah, rice with sweet & sour chicken.

Nov 6, 2009#35

Chippy

HoboNinja said:
I really could give a flying fuck.

There you go again!

Dude, those 16 year-olds must be like all up on you.

Nov 6, 2009#36

Vytamindi

He's takin' it back!

Nov 6, 2009#37

crono1224

Good lord can we have more white knights? Everyone is so god damn PC and gets upset over everything.

Nov 6, 2009#38

Vytamindi

crono1224 said:
Good lord can we have more white knights? Everyone is so god damn PC and gets upset over everything.

Nov 6, 2009#39

Bubble181

Vytamindi;292137][quote=crono1224 said:
Good lord can we have more white knights? Everyone is so god damn PC and gets upset over everything.

You used the lord's name in vain. That offended me. I would rather hear you say "[insert deity of choice] damn" instead. Better not miss any brackets or I will report you for being insensitive.

:heh:[/QUOTE]

"[Afterlife of choice] must be missing an [physical representation of Good and Beauty], because you're here!" just doesn't have the same ring to it :-(

Nov 6, 2009#40

crono1224

AHHH i don't know what to type, i must find an obscure religion to use in vain and hope no one is feeling overly sensitive.

Nov 6, 2009#41

Bubble181

Hey, don't insult AHHH, the Apocalyptical Holy Horses Heavenwards Church!

Nov 6, 2009#42

Vytamindi

This is REEDICKYEWLUSS

*posts goodbye thread*

*leaves forums*

*lurks everyday*

Nov 6, 2009#43

BananaHands

HoboNinja said:
I appologize if you were offended BlackCrossCrusader, I guess I didn't realize "ricer" was racist? Everyone I know uses that term, all the douches that race around the "loop"(2 one ways that go through the middle of town my town) including muscle and import refer to them as ricers. Doesn't matter if they are white, black, purple, yellow, orange, or magenta... it's just the popular term. I guess I could have said import bikes, but I didn't realize you would be offended by ricer.

As for why Chippy not liking me, I really could give a flying fuck. This is a internet forum with people I don't know, his opinion of me is sort of irrelevant. It doesn't effect the world in the slightest and has no bearing on me. Unlike some people, words on a screen aren't going to make me cry myself to sleep.

This is AMURRRICA!

But seriously, we're ignoring the fact that orange flavored chicken with rice is the best way to eat rice.

Nov 6, 2009#44

Dave

I like wild rice. Long grain preferable. That white plain stuff sucks no matter what you put on it.

Nov 6, 2009#45

Baerdog

mr_thehun said:
Hobo, don't worry about it but it might be a good idea to stop calling it a rice rocket.

especially since they are hands down a better [bold]machine[/bold] then a Harley any day.

I love the look of a Harley but they are vary inefficient.

This was very true back in the 70s and early 80s. The AMF years were not good for Harley-Davidson. Today, though, you can't just say that Japanese bikes are better than Harleys without specifying what you're looking for in a bike. Do you want a wicked fast bike that you can use to get around the city or play around with on some really twisty roads? You're probably going to want a Jap bike (or even a European sport bike, if you can afford one). However, I think when it comes to power, looks, comfort, and company culture you really cannot beat a Harley-Davidson.

Nov 6, 2009#46

HoboNinja

Krisken;292080][quote=ElJuski said:
And this is partially why stereotypes exist. It's a ricer because it's an asian model, a "rice-boy" car. That is why it's a ricer.

Exactly. Sometimes asking why is the difference between ignorance and understanding.[/QUOTE]

I knew exactly why it was called a ricer, I just never viewed that as racist. That is like saying it's racist to have the Nebraska Corn Huskers... Because you know not everyone there husks corn but a lot of people do... so it's racist?

mr_thehun said:
Hobo, don't worry about it but it might be a good idea to stop calling it a rice rocket.

especially since they are hands down a better [bold]machine[/bold] then a Harley any day.

I love the look of a Harley but they are vary inefficient.

A crotch rocket will beat a Harley in a race sure, but that doesn't mean they don't the sound coming out of them doesn't sound exactly like they whiney douche riding them

Also I love how import racers think they are bad ass in their 130 HP Honda Civic...

They are such slow little cars.

Nov 6, 2009#47

Dave

Not to sound like a total dipshit, but I never knew why they were called ricers. I truly thought it was a brand name.

I used to ride a Goldwing and I disdain the crotch rockets because of the people who ride them, so I never bothered to look up the name.

Learn something new...

Nov 6, 2009#48

Covar

Dave said:
Not to sound like a total dipshit, but I never knew why they were called ricers. I truly thought it was a brand name.

I used to ride a Goldwing and I disdain the crotch rockets because of the people who ride them, so I never bothered to look up the name.

Learn something new...

Nov 6, 2009#49

Lally

Vytamindi said:
This is REEDICKYEWLUSS

*posts goodbye thread*

*leaves forums*

*lurks everyday*

Nov 6, 2009#50

ElJuski

BananaHands;292154][quote=HoboNinja said:
I appologize if you were offended BlackCrossCrusader, I guess I didn't realize "ricer" was racist? Everyone I know uses that term, all the douches that race around the "loop"(2 one ways that go through the middle of town my town) including muscle and import refer to them as ricers. Doesn't matter if they are white, black, purple, yellow, orange, or magenta... it's just the popular term. I guess I could have said import bikes, but I didn't realize you would be offended by ricer.

As for why Chippy not liking me, I really could give a flying fuck. This is a internet forum with people I don't know, his opinion of me is sort of irrelevant. It doesn't effect the world in the slightest and has no bearing on me. Unlike some people, words on a screen aren't going to make me cry myself to sleep.

This is AMURRRICA!

But seriously, we're ignoring the fact that orange flavored chicken with rice is the best way to eat rice.[/QUOTE]

You drove past that Panda Express again, didn't you

Nov 6, 2009#51

Denbrought

Plain white rice ftw :<

Nov 6, 2009#52

Fun Size

Dave said:
Not to sound like a total dipshit, but I never knew why they were called ricers. I truly thought it was a brand name.

I used to ride a Goldwing and I disdain the crotch rockets because of the people who ride them, so I never bothered to look up the name.

Learn something new...

As someone with a crotch, I find the term "crotch rocket" offensive and demand an immediate apology.

To my crotch.

Nov 6, 2009#53

Vytamindi

Fun Size;292229][quote=Dave said:
Not to sound like a total dipshit, but I never knew why they were called ricers. I truly thought it was a brand name.

I used to ride a Goldwing and I disdain the crotch rockets because of the people who ride them, so I never bothered to look up the name.

Learn something new...

As someone with a crotch, I find the term "crotch rocket" offensive and demand an immediate apology.

To my crotch.[/QUOTE]
Yea, Dave, you insensitive cracker!

He expects you to kiss and make up. NO TEETH.

Nov 6, 2009#54

CynicismKills

ElJuski;292224][quote=BananaHands;292154][quote=HoboNinja said:
I appologize if you were offended BlackCrossCrusader, I guess I didn't realize "ricer" was racist? Everyone I know uses that term, all the douches that race around the "loop"(2 one ways that go through the middle of town my town) including muscle and import refer to them as ricers. Doesn't matter if they are white, black, purple, yellow, orange, or magenta... it's just the popular term. I guess I could have said import bikes, but I didn't realize you would be offended by ricer.

As for why Chippy not liking me, I really could give a flying fuck. This is a internet forum with people I don't know, his opinion of me is sort of irrelevant. It doesn't effect the world in the slightest and has no bearing on me. Unlike some people, words on a screen aren't going to make me cry myself to sleep.

This is AMURRRICA!

But seriously, we're ignoring the fact that orange flavored chicken with rice is the best way to eat rice.[/QUOTE]

You drove past that Panda Express again, didn't you[/QUOTE]

Dude I feel his pain, I drive by one every day on the way to work and haven't had orange chicken in months.

Nov 6, 2009#55

Bubble181

Vytamindi said:
Yea, Dave, you insensitive cracker!

As someone with a crack, I find this offensive. And I demand an apology.
To my crack.

Nov 6, 2009#56

Dave

Vytamindi;292236][quote=Fun Size;292229][quote=Dave said:
Not to sound like a total dipshit, but I never knew why they were called ricers. I truly thought it was a brand name.

I used to ride a Goldwing and I disdain the crotch rockets because of the people who ride them, so I never bothered to look up the name.

Learn something new...

As someone with a crotch, I find the term "crotch rocket" offensive and demand an immediate apology.

To my crotch.[/quote]
Yea, Dave, you insensitive cracker!

He expects you to kiss and make up. NO TEETH.[/QUOTE]

Then I guess I have to take them out.

And the only real insult to Fun Size's crotch is the size of the crotch itself.

Nov 6, 2009#57

Vytamindi

Is it.... "Fun Sized"

Or does it make you scared?

Nov 6, 2009#58

Dave

Fun Sized usually means it's a teeny, tiny version of the original.

Nov 6, 2009#59

Krisken

Dave said:
Fun Sized usually means it's a teeny, tiny version of the original.

Here I thought it meant it only comes out around Halloween.

Nov 6, 2009#60

sixpackshaker

Rice Burners also goes back to the WWII practice of Japan powering their war machine on Ethanol and Turpentine, for gas and rocket fuel. Ethanol from rice and Turpentine from pine trees.

Nov 6, 2009#61

ElJuski

CynicismKills;292240][quote=ElJuski said:
You drove past that Panda Express again, didn't you

Nov 6, 2009#62

CynicismKills

ElJuski;292302][quote=CynicismKills;292240][quote=ElJuski said:
You drove past that Panda Express again, didn't you

Dude I feel his pain, I drive by one every day on the way to work and haven't had orange chicken in months.[/QUOTE]

I've never been, so I don't feel the allure. However, there is a Chipotle about 60 miles away from here that is constantly calling me in my dreams...[/QUOTE]

Honestly it's not great Chinese food, and if you can get real orange peel chicken it's like a spicy-sweet mouthgasm (in your mouth). But it's cheap and it's still tasty.

Nov 6, 2009#63

Vytamindi

"Show me your citrus peels."

"Oxen are in my bed! Many, many oxen!"

Nov 6, 2009#64

ThatGrinningIdiot!

HoboNinja said:
I appologize if you were offended BlackCrossCrusader, I guess I didn't realize "ricer" was racist? Everyone I know uses that term, all the douches that race around the "loop"(2 one ways that go through the middle of town my town) including muscle and import refer to them as ricers. Doesn't matter if they are white, black, purple, yellow, orange, or magenta... it's just the popular term. I guess I could have said import bikes, but I didn't realize you would be offended by ricer.

As for why Chippy not liking me, I really could give a flying fuck. This is a internet forum with people I don't know, his opinion of me is sort of irrelevant. It doesn't effect the world in the slightest and has no bearing on me. Unlike some people, words on a screen aren't going to make me cry myself to sleep.

Hahahaah!
I'm not offended in the least. After all, I'm aboriginal, not Japanese. I loathe crotch rockets and the squiddies who ride 'em. I don't need the use of a racial slur to express my distaste for them however.

Nov 6, 2009#65

GasBandit

I, for one approve of south park changing the word "***" to mean obnoxious harley riders, because then my library of "DO IT ******" images is politically correct again.

Nov 6, 2009#66

CynicismKills

I loathe the Harley guy who keeps his bike in the storage place next to my apartment because he always takes the bike out to rev it at like 2 in the fucking morning like a douche.

BRAAAAAAAH BREH BRE BRE BRE BRE BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

Nov 6, 2009#67

GasBandit

Ok, where in the control panel is the option to turn off word filtering? I can't seem to find it.

Nov 6, 2009#68

Covar

"Oh Emanual Lewis. Now it all makes sense."

Great episode.

Nov 6, 2009#69

Armadillo

BlackCrossCrusader said:
Hahahaah!
I'm not offended in the least. After all, I'm aboriginal, not Japanese. I loathe crotch rockets and the squiddies who ride 'em. I don't need the use of a racial slur to express my distaste for them however.

As someone who's 1/4 Squiddie, I find your raging insensitivity appalling and worthy of you giving me $1,000,000 in small unmarked bills as a gesture of good faith.

NOW.

Nov 6, 2009#70

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Armadillo;292598][quote=BlackCrossCrusader said:
Hahahaah!
I'm not offended in the least. After all, I'm aboriginal, not Japanese. I loathe crotch rockets and the squiddies who ride 'em. I don't need the use of a racial slur to express my distaste for them however.

As someone who's 1/4 Squiddie, I find your raging insensitivity appalling and worthy of you giving me $1,000,000 in small unmarked bills as a gesture of good faith.

NOW.[/QUOTE]

My gesture of good faith, is not hunting you down and mauling you with my chopper! Squiddie scum! :angry:

Nov 6, 2009#71

BananaHands

ElJuski;292224][quote=BananaHands;292154][quote=HoboNinja said:
I appologize if you were offended BlackCrossCrusader, I guess I didn't realize "ricer" was racist? Everyone I know uses that term, all the douches that race around the "loop"(2 one ways that go through the middle of town my town) including muscle and import refer to them as ricers. Doesn't matter if they are white, black, purple, yellow, orange, or magenta... it's just the popular term. I guess I could have said import bikes, but I didn't realize you would be offended by ricer.

As for why Chippy not liking me, I really could give a flying fuck. This is a internet forum with people I don't know, his opinion of me is sort of irrelevant. It doesn't effect the world in the slightest and has no bearing on me. Unlike some people, words on a screen aren't going to make me cry myself to sleep.

This is AMURRRICA!

But seriously, we're ignoring the fact that orange flavored chicken with rice is the best way to eat rice.[/QUOTE]

You drove past that Panda Express again, didn't you[/QUOTE]

Guilty. And after posting that, I drove to the Panda Express over here. So friggin' good.

Nov 6, 2009#72

ElJuski

you sonofabitch

Nov 6, 2009#73

Armadillo

Is "squiddie" actually a word? I have no fucking idea.

Nov 8, 2009#74

Iaculus

Armadillo said:
Is "squiddie" actually a word? I have no fucking idea.

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