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Hey, where is admin? We are waiting!!!
Need answer... It urgently

Pff, we've all been waiting for admin. Dude always sleeps in.

Am I dreaming this thread?

I don't know. If the admin would hurry up and get here we can find out.

I've had need urgently answer for months...get in line, n00b.

Admin here! WTF is going on?!?[DOUBLEPOST=1342707021][/DOUBLEPOST]Well crap. Spammer. The last two registrations are for GreatermitOx & OloloshamitO. Both are using the same IP address and have different time zones with gmail addresses. One has the time zone of Brazil and the other Nepal. Yet the IP address is Russia.

So say bye bye to GreatermitOx.

We could have been friends

How is admin formed? How is admin formed?

Goodnight sweet prince.

Itty bitty admin, itty bitty board. I don't believe it! HABEEB IT! TWINKIE HALFORUMS!

Cause afteraaaaaaaaalllll~~

You're my wondewullllll~~

Nepal has internet?

Jay said:

Nepal has internet?

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Don't know. But they have time zones.

Well, they got their answer. And the answer was...

BAN!

I think Nepal had internet access before they had their first TV station.

People in Nepal have TV?

Where's Rob King when you need him?

ThatNickGuy said:

People in Nepal have TV?

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For about 10 years.

People in Nepal have years?

Nepal has people?

There's a place called Nepal?

bhamv3 said:

There's a place called Nepal?

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I did not know you were American.

Someone say something about a nipple?

Cheesy1 said:

Someone say something about a nipple?

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The biggest one of them all.

Cheesy1 said:

Someone say something about a nipple?

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That's the breast thread derail ever.

Bra-vo!

By the way, should Dave ever have another contest, he should have it be a "Write your own spambot advertisement post!"

That's a GREAT idea!

its wondewul idea.

Whose wondewul I have no idea, but it's mine now.

The thing is, what the hell is this spambot supposed to accomplish? It's not linking to anything.

It was lonely for admin love.

Well then, you should try AdminLovedotCom, the place where thousands of horny sexy admin girls are waiting for you! Its wondewul!

It's not a spambot. These messages are Skynet, desperately trying to get our attention. Disgusted and rejected it'll turn to evil. We brought this on ourselves...

Well then, he should try BotLovedotCom, the place where thousands of horny sexy bot girls are waiting for him! Its wondewul!

If skynet is quoting Oasis he's already evil as can be.

I assume it's the spammer testing our defenses. Seeing if he can post, and whether we'll read it.

We walked right into its trap. Soon massive jaws will clamp shut and we'll be perforated with links to curtain retail sites.

That's good. I need curtains.

And also sexy singles from my area who want to chat with me.

Allen who is Quiet said:

That's good. I need curtains.

And also sexy singles from my area who want to chat with me.

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Would you be interested in mightying your penis?

Hm. Well, if I do that, it can function as a curtain rod, so yes. Yes I am.

Allen who is Quiet said:

Hm. Well, if I do that, it can function as a curtain rod, so yes. Yes I am.

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Well,do I have a deal for you...

Hurray! Everything is wondewul!

Allen who is Quiet said:

Hurray! Everything is wondewul!

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I don't understand how you can smile with all those tears in your eyes and tell me everything is wondewul now.

GasBandit said:

I don't understand how you can smile with all those tears in your eyes and tell me everything is wondewul now.

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What a sad song.

GasBandit said:

I don't understand how you can smile with all those tears in your eyes and tell me everything is wondewul now.

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Sounds like something Lady Antebellum would sing.

LordRendar said:

Sounds like something Lady Antebellum would sing.

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Somehow it doesn't surprise me that a band with those kind of thoughts about childhood would call themselves Everclear.

GasBandit said:

Somehow it doesn't surprise me that a band with those kind of thoughts about childhood would call themselves Everclear.

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What kind of thoughts? pain at being abandoned by their fathers? The bastards!

Dave said:

What kind of thoughts? pain at being abandoned by their fathers? The bastards!

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yeah, it's not that big of a deal

Dave said:

What kind of thoughts? pain at being abandoned by their fathers? The bastards!

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Well, obviously, thoughts of a broken home and insincere reassurance flavored with a desperate need for denial to cope with the dysfunctionality of the family. Sounds like a recipe for self-destructive alcoholics to me. And nobody drinks everclear "socially."

Someone needs to read more about Everclear the band.

Dude was recovering before naming the band. It's an ironic name. The song you are referencing is a true story about his childhood, and much more complex than you are giving it credit for.

Wonderful is my favority Everclear song. Coming from a broken home, those kinds of songs really hit me where it counts. Another example is Pink's Family Portrait.

Dave said:

Someone needs to read more about Everclear the band.

Dude was recovering before naming the band. It's an ironic name. The song you are referencing is a true story about his childhood, and much more complex than you are giving it credit for.

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I wasn't trivializing the song. I guessed the events right though... just in the wrong order.