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Hobo or not?

Mar 23, 2015#1

HCGLNS

My wife @Squidleybits says eating jelly beans out of a paper bag is hobo.

I disagree.

Discuss.

Mar 23, 2015#2

grub

I see no problem with a paper bag for candy in general. It reminds me of trips to the corner store as a kid.

Mar 23, 2015#3

Ravenpoe

HCGLNS said:
My wife @Squidleybits says eating jelly beans out of a paper bag is hobo.

I disagree.

Discuss.

Trust me, it's not the jellybeans that make you a hobo.

Mar 23, 2015#4

PatrThom

You have a brown paper bag and are taking jellybeans out a few at a time and eating them = Not a Hobo
You are pouring them from a brown paper bag into your mouth, forty-style = Hobo

--Patrick

Mar 23, 2015#5

ThatNickGuy

No hobo.

Mar 23, 2015#6

Gusto

Lobo.

Mar 23, 2015#7

Squidleybits

He picked them off the conveyor belt at the grocery store. Very hobo.

Mar 23, 2015#8

ThatNickGuy

Squidleybits said:
He picked them off the conveyor belt at the grocery store. Very hobo.

Nah. You ever see how often they clean those things? After almost every customer.

If he'd picked them off the STREET? That's a different story.

Mar 23, 2015#9

WasabiPoptart

Bobobo-bo?

Mar 23, 2015#10

drifter

Dobro

Mar 24, 2015#11

Cheesy1

Robo?

Mar 24, 2015#12

figmentPez

Drobo mobo

Mar 24, 2015#13

phil

Hobo fo' shobo

Mar 24, 2015#14

grub

Morbo

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1427182700.646241.jpg

Mar 24, 2015#15

PatrThom

--Patrick

Mar 24, 2015#16

DarkAudit

FloJo

Mar 24, 2015#17

Emrys

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.

Mar 24, 2015#18

Dave

Mar 24, 2015#19

Bubble181

Dave said:

That's actually called a hobo in Dutch (instead of an oboe like in English).

Mar 24, 2015#20

Dave

Bubble181 said:
That's actually called a hobo in Dutch (instead of an oboe like in English).

An unintentional pun!

Mar 24, 2015#21

Ravenpoe

Bubble181 said:
That's actually called a hobo in Dutch (instead of an oboe like in English).

It's nowhere near as awesome as a

Mar 24, 2015#22

PatrThom

--Patrick

Mar 24, 2015#23

General Specific

Motoko

Mar 24, 2015#24

Bubble181

You're all being way too PoCo. Bunch of homos sapîens

Mar 24, 2015#25

CynicismKills

PatrThom said:
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--Patrick

"Eating this candy, and by candy I mean the jellybeans in this bag, the one in my hand, right out of said bag, the one I have here in my hand, does not make ME, Moooooojo Jojo, a hobo, by which I mean a homeless person!"

Mar 24, 2015#26

Ravenpoe

Bubble181 said:
You're all being way too PoCo. Bunch of homos sapîens

Mar 24, 2015#27

CynicismKills

Bubble181 said:
You're all being way too PoCo. Bunch of homos sapîens

JoCo?

Mar 24, 2015#28

Bubble181

CynicismKills said:
JoCo?

J-Lo.

Mar 24, 2015#29

Bowielee

Mar 24, 2015#30

WasabiPoptart

Da PoPo

Mar 24, 2015#31

PatrThom

WasabiPoptart said:
Da PoPo

View attachment 17823

Thank you! I could find a good action shot!

--Patrick

Mar 24, 2015#32

Frank

I need a blojo.

Mar 24, 2015#33

PatrThom

Frank said:
I need a blojo.

Best I can do.

--Patrick

Mar 24, 2015#34

drifter

Slobo

Mar 24, 2015#35

CynicismKills

Bowielee said:
View attachment 17822

PECKING ORDER

Mar 24, 2015#36

HCGLNS

You guys are ruining this thread!

Please continue.

Mar 24, 2015#37

PatrThom

HCGLNS said:
You guys are ruining this thread!

Please continue.

--Patrick

Mar 24, 2015#38

fade

I am a frayed knot.

Mar 24, 2015#39

GasBandit

drifter said:
Slobo

Image was broken, but I'd be willing to bet it was from this video:

Mar 24, 2015#40

Bowielee

GasBandit said:
Image was broken, but I'd be willing to bet it was from this video:

I don't know what the hell I just watched.

Oddly, I kind of liked it. Teenage me would have been all over this.

Mar 24, 2015#41

GasBandit

Bowielee said:
I don't know what the hell I just watched.

Oddly, I kind of liked it. Teenage me would have been all over this.

I was only aware of it because it was one of the videos on Beavis and Butthead when it was in its original run on MTV back in the 90s.

Mar 24, 2015#42

drawn_inward

If you were eating pork and beans from the brown paper bag then you wouldn't be a hobo; instead you would jump to Super-hobo status.

Mar 24, 2015#43

PatrThom

fade said:
I am a frayed knot.

Did you peek at the filename?*

[DOUBLEPOST=1427230388,1427230267][/DOUBLEPOST]

drawn_inward said:
If you were eating pork and beans from the brown paper bag then you wouldn't be a hobo; instead you would jump to Super-hobo status.

I want to see this now.
I want to watch a run-down, unshaven man go all Super-Saiyan, except that instead of becoming blond and shiny, he becomes an ultra Pigpen-like character surrounded in a tornado of dirt and debris.

--Patrick
*I often try to give images relevant filenames.

Mar 24, 2015#44

HCGLNS

Apparently I am my daughters second favourite parent.

Fuckin hobo kids. Can't even carry a bindle.

Mar 24, 2015#45

Terrik

Did you just spell favorite with a "u"?

Mar 24, 2015#46

GasBandit

Terrik said:
Did you just spell favorite with a "u"?

Everytime I see it spelled that way I mentally pronounce it like a cartoon character trying to be fancy. "Fave Ooh Right"

Mar 24, 2015#47

CynicismKills

GasBandit said:
Everytime I see it spelled that way I mentally pronounce it like a cartoon character trying to be fancy. "Fave Ooh Right"

I just start reading it like a French caricature.

Mar 24, 2015#48

ThatNickGuy

Are we still doing the hobo rhyming thing? Because...

Mar 24, 2015#49

Null

Mar 25, 2015#50

Jax

Mar 25, 2015#51

PatrThom

(It's a really enjoyable movie, btw. You should think about adding it to your list if you haven't seen it and would enjoy a send-up of the "Student and Master team" trope)

--Patrick

Mar 25, 2015#52

CynicismKills

Prrrrrince Abooboo.

Mar 25, 2015#53

grub

Princess Ruto

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1427309381.109489.jpg

Mar 25, 2015#54

Bowielee

Homo

Mar 25, 2015#55

HCGLNS

Update; some evil lady told my offspring that my paper bag was filled with jelly beans.

Now I have none.

Mar 25, 2015#56

ThatNickGuy

Bowielee said:
Homo
View attachment 17838

Mar 25, 2015#57

bhamv3

Mar 25, 2015#58

Bowielee

bhamv3 said:
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Mar 25, 2015#59

Yoshimickster

Before I looked this up, I always associated that name with a Samurai Pizza Cats villain. Now I know he's named after booze, and have my reason to smile today.

Mar 25, 2015#60

WasabiPoptart

Lolo!

Mar 26, 2015#61

PatrThom

...let's call the whole thing off.

--Patrick

Mar 26, 2015#62

David

Man, I'm late to this party.

Mar 26, 2015#63

jwhouk

Mar 29, 2015#64

checkeredhat

Mar 29, 2015#65

Emrys

Prepare for the ice age!

Mar 29, 2015#66

bhamv3

Emrys said:
Prepare for the ice age!

... so you got three melons?

Mar 30, 2015#67

Emrys

bhamv3 said:
... so you got three melons?

Hey, hey, hey! My melons are no one else's business!

Mar 30, 2015#68

CynicismKills

Emrys said:
Prepare for the ice age!

Apr 3, 2015#69

HCGLNS

Oh no I forgot Mothers Day! What can I do? I'm just getting gas at this service station ...

Apr 3, 2015#70

Squidleybits

Add some Dreamwhip out of a can and I'm in!

Apr 3, 2015#71

GasBandit

The hell kind of gas station sells square dessert plates? Or caramel syrup?

Apr 3, 2015#72

Squidleybits

Come visit our Big Stop!

Apr 3, 2015#73

PatrThom

GasBandit said:
The hell kind of gas station sells square dessert plates? Or caramel syrup?

Obviously the one your mom is going to.

--Patrick

Apr 3, 2015#74

HCGLNS

GasBandit said:
The hell kind of gas station sells square dessert plates? Or caramel syrup?

Ours is the finest restaurant for 30 miles!

(Until the BK opens up next door that is)

Apr 3, 2015#75

Celt Z

HCGLNS said:
Oh no I forgot Mothers Day! What can I do? I'm just getting gas at this service station ...

View attachment 17897

This would most DEFINITELY be acceptable to me for Mother's Day. Or my birthday...anniversary...just because I went to the store...

And I have the square plate for it!

Apr 4, 2015#76

Sparhawk

GasBandit said:
The hell kind of gas station sells square dessert plates? Or caramel syrup?

Apr 4, 2015#77

GasBandit

Sparhawk said:

I don't think there are Buc-ee's in Canada.

Apr 4, 2015#78

Sparhawk

No, there are not any there, but you did ask what kind of gas station would sell both those items.

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