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Homosexuality finally explained...by science!

#1

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ter-supply-turning-gay-warns-angry-mayor.html

According to a mayor in Peru, it turns out that water pollution is the cause of homosexuality! Huh. Well, all this time, I thought it was just something that someone happened to be.


There must be something in the water in one Peruvian town - and the mayor said it's turning the men gay.

Mayor Jose Benitez has revealed that the metal strontium has got in the water supply - and warned of its apparent side-effects.

'Unfortunately strontium reduces male hormones and suddenly we'll be as Tabalosos, where the percentages are increasing of homosexuality,' he announced, Mr Benitez issued his warning to the citizens of Huarmey during an opening ceremony for a local water project.

But while scientists warn that strontium, which is naturally occurring, can cause bone cancer, anemia and cardiovascular complications in very high doses no study has ever suggested it is linked to sexual behaviour.

Mr Benitez's accusation probably derives from a Peruvian television program several years ago that claimed the population of Tabalosos was predominantly gay.

Tabalosos, which is located in Peru's interior, is the source of water for Huarmey.
But the mayor of Tabalosos, Jorge Luis Vasquez said the myth had damaged the reputation of his city, adding: 'Young people have low self-esteem by this stigma.'
He demanded that Benitez either prove his assertion or apologise for it.


#2

David

David

An interesting side-effect:


#3

TommiR

TommiR



#4

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Coming Soon:

Sugar Free Stronium with plastic straw attached! Big hit in the club scene!

Tagline:
"You know that straight friend you've been dying to sack? One night of Stronium and you won't be able to keep him off your Scrotium!"


#5

TommiR

TommiR

Oh god, I just thought of it... do you guys think this thing with the water could be the beginning stages of the evil gay plan for world domination?

:aaah:


#6

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I'd suck a dick for water this good. -Evian now with added Strontium.


#7

GasBandit

GasBandit

No, no, no. The conspiracy is about what they're doing to the SOIL man. The queers are building landing strips for gay martians! I SWEAR TO GOD, STUART!


#8

Null

Null



#9

BananaHands

BananaHands



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