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No not spam. My account has not been taken over (that I know of). I really wasn't sure where to post this one, but I think it deserves its own thread: 'Hot Dog Water' seller in Vancouver gets laughs to prove point

My favorite quote from the article:

He told people the water creates quicker sodium uptake for good health, uttering sheer quackery: "Because Hot Dog Water and perspiration resemble each other so when you drink Hot Dog Water it bypasses the lymphatic system, whereas other waters have to go through your filtering system, so really, Hot Dog Water has three times as much uptake as coconut water."

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The guy did it as a stunt, and got people to buy it at $40 a bottle. I'm not sure if this guy is a predator, a genius, a scam artist, all 3, or something else entirely which still doesn't necessarily rule out any of the earlier labels either.

And now with extra microorganisms. For that rapid gut cleanse.

Gut health is everything. That and turmeric is the wonder drug.

Yes but did he call it “Spiced dihydrogen monoxide infused with electrolytes?” If not, he missed an opportunity.

Mr. Barnum would be proud.

—Patrick

Next up: chocolate starfish

PatrThom said:

Mr. Barnum would be proud.

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Ravenpoe said:

Next up: chocolate starfish

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This way to the Egress!

—Patrick

All I could think of was

For sale: Hot dog water. Never worn.