How to make Hot Chocolate, by Dave

[Dave]

Added at: 11:29
By the way, I had to talk quietly. Shh!

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Wait, aren't you supposed to pee on a cat sometime during the process?

 

[Dave]

Wait, aren't you supposed to pee on a cat sometime during the process?

Geez! Wait until the next video!

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Doesn't the saying go "You can't make hot chocolate without urinating on a few felines"?

 

[Ravenpoe]

........

I want that cup!

 

[Dave]

Think Geek.

 

[Shannow]

Well, this is not the sexy porn thread I thought it would be. Dave...I am dissapointed.

 

[Gusto]

There used to be a mug at ThinkGeek that had a built-in USB heater. A quick scan doesn't show it.

I was interested in getting that one someday.

 

[makare]

Porn involving the concept of Hot Chocolate has a 50/50 chance of being repulsive.

 

[Shannow]

And the other half of that equation is to be super seeeexxxxxxxxxy

 

[phil]

With all the talk of porn in this thread I was thankful that the pan down didn't reveal dave's dick in the cup as my moment of terror predicted it would.

 

[Dave]

That would hurt.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE MUG?!?

Poe is the only true geek among you.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

With all the talk of porn in this thread I was disappointed that the pan down didn't reveal dave's dick in the cup as my moment of terror predicted it would.

Fixed that for ya.

 

[phil]

Nick! You shoulda made it "predickted"


I am disappoint.


Just like your prom night.

 

[Ravenpoe]

That would hurt.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE MUG?!?

Poe is the only true geek among you.

Finally! I am the geekest!

 

[HCGLNS]

We can't stir things now? Have we grown that sedentary?

 

[Shakey]

I want to dip my balls in that sweet sweet swirling chocolate. Once it cools down that is.

 

[makare]

We can't stir things now? Have we grown that sedentary?

It's like magic. I want that cup then I'll pretend I'm harry potter.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Now to turn this into a steak thread...

NO! You heat real milk! and shave off flakes from your coco bar. then add real sugar...

 

[makare]

ooo get that soap grinder thingy and stick a chocolate bar in it!
a new one

 

[Mathias]

hot chocolate is made using milk, you dirty pig.

 

[Shannow]

Shake.

 

[drifter]

Ooh, look at Mr. Fancy Cup, too bourgie to squirt syrup into his mouth and swirl the milk around in his cheeks!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

hot chocolate is made using milk, you dirty pig.

^This. This to the Nth degree.

 

[makare]

Dave is on an episode of Cubicle Survivor

he is doing the best he can!

 

[Cheesy1]

But since he's trapped in his cubicle, where would he get milk from? The only source would be his floppy . . . man . . . hooties . . .

SWEET. MERCIFUL. GOD.

 

[Mathias]

Ooh, look at Mr. Fancy Cup, too bourgie to squirt syrup into his mouth and swirl the milk around in his cheeks!

LOL!

 

[Cajungal]

hot chocolate is made using milk, you dirty pig.

You took the words right out of my mouth and modifed them with other, meaner words! Thanks, Mathias!

No, but really, A+ for sweet-ass mug. C- for no milk, whipped cream, or peppermint stick. Also, drifter, you almost made me fall out of my chair!

 

[Krisken]

I'm not going to be impressed until you get hover shoes.

 

[Cajungal]

And flying cars, damnit! 21st century, flying carssaaaauuuuugh!

 

[Dave]

Hard to use milk at your desk. It goes bad too fast and I don't trust people to leave it alone.

 

[rabbitgod]

I agree with Seej on the C- for not using milk. But I assign a F-- for not using peppermint schnapps.

Also hot peppers. I know it sounds crazy, but god damn do I love my hot chocolate to be hot peppered.

 

[LordRendar]

It is true.Chilli Chocolate is delicious.

 

[phil]

ಠ_ಠ

 

[CrimsonSoul]

I just bought that cup for my wife, the hot chocolateaholic