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So, I was just trying to recall how I ended up in this community in the first place. If I'm remembering correctly, I was just following a post on PvP and ended up getting in an argument with JCM about how stupid it was that he was freaking because Optimus Prime was going to have flames painted on him in recently leaked photos of the original transformers movie.

I'd be curious to find out what originally sucked everyone into this madhouse.

I.... I don't remember. I think I've always been here. There's no "before" the forum. O_O

My gigolo of a brother joined Image forums before me to post in a thread about when Shecky was first introduced. I thought the place looked like a bunch of weird cats, and I felt like jawing about PVP and movies and what-have-you, plus another forum I was going to at the time kind of sucked hairy balls, so I joined up so joyous and free, so away to Sherwood, hie! For I'm Robin Hood, and I'm very good, at avoiding the Sheriff's eye! So we'll trip along merrily, 'cross the green woods so gracefully. To trip and trip and trip and trip and trip it up and down! To trip and trip and trip and … whoa, whoops, trip it -

*Crash*

Sooo, triiip it uuuup ... Aaaaaand doooown ... !

Damn it, why is everyone changing their names all of a sudden?

I also remember one of the first impressions I had was that two guys named M80 and JCM posted a hell of a lot.

Philosopher B. said:

My gigolo of a brother...

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So you're calling me a gigolo now? Of course you realize, this means war!

Right, I first started reading webcomics when someone pointed out Megatokyo to me. That got me interested in webcomics, and I looked around for others, and PvP kept getting mentioned. So I started reading its archives, and I found I rather liked it. One day I decided to see what the forums were like. This was back when we were on the Image boards.

I didn't decide to start posting until I saw a forum game that caught my fancy, however. It was a simulated text adventure game, you know, the type where to "go east", "go up", "light torch", "search room", "kill grue" etc. Except this particular adventure thread didn't have an "operator" per se, rather it had each poster posting a new section of the adventure, however they liked.

Being an avid (some would say addicted) mudder, this was right down my alley. So I registered and wrote a lengthy post, including a section of mud-like combat of the player against an NPC. The NPC was described as being overweight, hiding in an attic, wearing a Han Shot First t-shirt which had pizza and coke dribbled over it, and quite surly. I named him Nerd.

The other posters in the thread, however, were offended that the new guy was apparently calling them all nerds, though they also noted that I included the mud combat section, which meant I was just as much a nerd. I guess they didn't know what to do with me.

And then I stayed.

PvP forums seemed less stupid and inane than the other webcomic forums I went to.


oh

how I was wrong

Somebody said something that pissed me off, so I went to that guys website registered my name in reference to his remarks, and basically told him and his fan base that they could sodomize their mothers or some such. I was pretty high at the time. I found another old forumite and tried to piss him off too. I failed, but established my online persona as a raging murderous lesbian. ( for the record, shego was still a lurker back then so it was my schtick. This was also before Chaz became a raging ego penis. Back then he wasn't really around. As forumites go i'd say joined just before the first ban at image comics, not the prehistoric forumopolis thing that happened long before. ) I never really realized I probably should have done the mature thing and just stayed the fuck off the net. Maybe I should. Haha naaah.

When I was still doing my comic I wrote a question to Webcomics Weekly, after they answered it I joined the halfpixel forum to discuss it. I stuck around the WW subforum mostly at first, but started taking brief ventures into the PVP section. While there I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said "You're moving in with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought nah, forget it yo home to bel-air!

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight I yelled to the cabbie "yo home, smell you later!" Looked at my kingdom i was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

I used to sporadically check the forums way back when. I never really posted until the Half Pixel forum days and even then only a little.

I thought it was hilarious that Kurtz disbanded his forum again.

Wait he what?!

Hmmm... You know, I'm not really sure exactly when I showed up here in the first place. I know it was after my time in the Army, which was in '03, but I have a faint recollection of being here around the time of the '04 POTUS elections (mostly because of a certain political thread). I've combed the PvP archives a bit to see if I can find the first strip I read, but I can't find it at the moment. I guess I just kinda slipped in and started posting at threads I liked.

I registered and posted once or twice on the Image forums about the time of Shecky's introduction in the strip. Lost interest after that.

Early in 2007 I joined the brand new Halfpixel forum Straub had just created. I remember Straub saying that the new forum was just an experiment to see if he could create a less moronic environment than what you usually get on online forums. It sounded good to me. But I grew a little bored after I realized just how slow and boring the Halfpixel forum really was.

And then one day Kurtz and Straub all but tied the godamned knot. Kurtz announced that the all new Halfpixel site would combine both of their forums into one giant MEGA FORUM. And then in came all the Edrondals and JCMs and Frosty Susans and lesbians and stuff.

And after that? CRAZINESS!

i don't remember at all what made me start posting on image

I remember the days of living in respectful fear of Joe Keatinge. When was that?

Imageboards before the great wipes

Lurked on Image but didn't join. Lurked on Halfpixel until the last year it was up and got sucked in by one of the de-lurk threads. I registered, picked my avatar of House you see to the left, and then posted so much shit I ended up in the Rogues Gallery.

When I first got internet at home I started reading a whole bunch of webcomics and at least 5 of them made reference to this huge guy being a self righteous prick . I had to see who this was and found PVP and my first forum. I posted a few times but then JCM raged about something and I just ended up lurking after that. This was a couple months before the whole krypton krew and Joe came around

Kurtz posted something at PVP about webcomics that made me ask the question where is webcomic big moments. Got a bunch of links posted none of which really answered the question. Seem to recall the first reply was by someone called zero. I remember because they were/are a doctor which prompted me to joke that that question was not "what's your superhero name".

Image forums and my first post was to join a fantasy football league.

It was back on Image during the 06 World Cup, and I registered to start talking about it.

Back when Kurtz still had his imagecomics forum (which still exists): People were having a shit-fit over the release of the original Star Wars trilogy and how they had to pay more money for another set. I registered specifically to tell a couple people to shut the hell up, a thing or two about marketing, and that no one was forcing a gun to their head to buy the stupid set. This was the first instance of the shark honing in on the scent of blood and instigating a frenzy of nerd rage.

I believe a week after that JCM and I got into one of our -now legendary- flame wars.

The last forum was dieing a slow painful death because all the web comics that served as the foundation of the website stopped updating, or were shitty to start with. During my time in indie web comic land (which the more I think about just sounds ridiculous) and they would always go on about the evils of PvP and how if you read it you must have just found out about web comics yesterday or something. I decided to check out what all the fuss was about and thought it was kind of funny so I checked out the forums and decided to post a bit. That old forum is still mostly dead so you guys are stuck with me! HOW HORRIBLE!

Long time Lurker. I went to the forums when I was reading PvP. Never really joined in any of the topics becasuse people jumped all over each other on the slightest difference of opinion. I still remember the great fights people had with JCM. Crone (Amy) was destroying people left and right. I loved Shego's creative sick side. (The whole thread on "What if you killed someone" brought a smile to my face. Atleast from what I remember.)

When the great wipe happened, I was annoyed. Didnt make any sense that someone would do that to their fan base.

Gave up on PvP and I have been lurking here ever since. It is strange, this place has like a black hole effect. I leave and come back all the time like some drug addict needing his next fix.

LordRavage said:

Long time Lurker. I went to the forums when I was reading PvP. Never really joined in any of the topics becasuse people jumped all over each other on the slightest difference of opinion. I still remember the great fights people had with JCM. Crone (Amy) was destroying people left and right. I loved Shego's creative sick side. (The whole thread on "What if you killed someone" brought a smile to my face. Atleast from what I remember.)

When the great wipe happened, I was annoyed. Didnt make any sense that someone would do that to their fan base.

Gave up on PvP and I have been lurking here ever since. It is strange, this place has like a black hole effect. I leave and come back all the time like some drug addict needing his next fix.

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That thread is what Godzilla'd the old pvp forum. So, really we have Shegs to thank for this new wasteland.

I think I posted on Image a time or two, was not in the clique and was roundly ignored. I stayed away for a year or so, and joined back in the late halfpixel days. I got a few replies and hung out until the major wipe.

It was sometime in 2001. I think. I know that's when I started reading Penny Arcade, which led to CAD and PvP. Now, I don't really read any of them. I sporadically check my bookmarks.

I don't know why I started posting at Image. It was probably something JCM said. I lurked there quite a bit before.

JCM was really hardcore back then.

Math242 said:

JCM was really hardcore back then.

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He would come up with so much of the most comical bullshit logic on a daily basis that it was hard not to respond.

Chazwozel;367026][QUOTE=Math242 said:

JCM was really hardcore back then.

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He would come up with so much of the most comical bullshit logic on a daily basis that it was hard not to respond.[/QUOTE]

HA! I still remember Chaz going at it with JCM. I am suprised you two didnt level Japan with some of those fights. Now all I can picture is a giant metal toothed shark fighting a giant Jesus.

JCM vs Gasbandit was pretty epic too if i remember well

I was a big time lurker before this last move, I think I had 10 posts total and have no idea what they would have been. I think what got me started posting here was when I made a drunk thread about how much I loved popcorn and it ended up going on for 6+ pages. You people are strange.

Some young pup (aka my pipeline to nerdsville) passed around a very old pvp comic on that ol' email thingy-mah-bob. So i tracked down more, read some comics, found the forum more entertaining and watched you all.

I went to image from the pvp site. The first thread I posted in was about underage drinking in which chaz harglegarbled at me like a shrill harpy. Ah yes, so long ago and yet it seems like just last month.

Had liked the classic Ding! comic but did not read PVP until years later. Then I read a strip that I either was interested or annoyed enough in to comment on and found the forums (probably in 2007). Survived the wipe and made it over on the mayflower. This is now my land, and I can't stand all you "illegal immigrants" that joined without ever knowing the PVP board! Dey Dook Or Posts!!!

Or something like that...

makare1 said:

I went to image from the pvp site. The first thread I posted in was about underage drinking in which chaz harglegarbled at me like a shrill harpy. Ah yes, so long ago and yet it seems like just last month.

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...should be dropped to 18...

Chazwozel;367055][QUOTE=makare1 said:

I went to image from the pvp site. The first thread I posted in was about underage drinking in which chaz harglegarbled at me like a shrill harpy. Ah yes, so long ago and yet it seems like just last month.

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...should be dropped to 18...[/QUOTE]

That isn't what we argued about.

makare1;367056][QUOTE=Chazwozel;367055][QUOTE=makare1 said:

I went to image from the pvp site. The first thread I posted in was about underage drinking in which chaz harglegarbled at me like a shrill harpy. Ah yes, so long ago and yet it seems like just last month.

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...should be dropped to 18...[/QUOTE]

That isn't what we argued about.[/QUOTE]

Underaged drinking doesn't create alcoholics... I don't know, I rarely give a shit enough to remember 2 year old threads.

Also because you've had more forum arguments than the Internet has porn flicks.

I think I can recall every forum argument or disagreement I've ever had.

I remember my first time...

It was cold...

It was dark...


Oh, it is not that type of thread.

bhamv3 said:

Also because you've had more forum arguments than the Internet has porn flicks.

I think I can recall every forum argument or disagreement I've ever had.

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Me too. I remember all the my arguments. The harder the head desk the more likely I am to remember it, which is kind of counter intuitive.

makare1;367071][QUOTE=bhamv3 said:

Also because you've had more forum arguments than the Internet has porn flicks.

I think I can recall every forum argument or disagreement I've ever had.

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Me too. I remember all the my arguments. The harder the head desk the more likely I am to remember it, which is kind of counter intuitive.[/QUOTE]

Good to know. Is that why you persistently snipe people for no reason other than having nothing better to do but hold grudges over internet arguments?

Chazwozel;367076][QUOTE=makare1;367071][QUOTE=bhamv3 said:

Also because you've had more forum arguments than the Internet has porn flicks.

I think I can recall every forum argument or disagreement I've ever had.

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Me too. I remember all the my arguments. The harder the head desk the more likely I am to remember it, which is kind of counter intuitive.[/QUOTE]

Good to know. Is that why you persistently snipe people for no reason other than having nothing better to do but hold grudges over internet arguments?[/QUOTE]

The only person I snipe is you and since your existence is just one long internet argument there is no way to "hold a grudge" from one to another. I think the greater concern is that you say whatever you want and then have instant amnesia about it. Must be nice.

and here we go.

AAAhhhh and the dance of internet arguments continue.....

I joined the HalfPixel forum during the presidential election, which I only remember because the eventual forum winner had this poster that was purportedly an image of herself. Within a day or two that sweet smiling lady proved to be nothing like the image in question. A lot like real politics, actually.

Other than that, it seemed to be as good a place as any to be a smart ass, so I linger.

Oh man I loved that election thing.

makare1;367080][QUOTE=Chazwozel;367076][QUOTE=makare1;367071][QUOTE=bhamv3 said:

Also because you've had more forum arguments than the Internet has porn flicks.

I think I can recall every forum argument or disagreement I've ever had.

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Me too. I remember all the my arguments. The harder the head desk the more likely I am to remember it, which is kind of counter intuitive.[/QUOTE]

Good to know. Is that why you persistently snipe people for no reason other than having nothing better to do but hold grudges over internet arguments?[/QUOTE]

The only person I snipe is you and since your existence is just one long internet argument there is no way to "hold a grudge" from one to another. I think the greater concern is that you say whatever you want and then have instant amnesia about it. Must be nice.[/QUOTE]

You snipe anyone that finds a loophole in your bullshit. I can think of Espy being sniped on several occasions by yourself.

I just don't invest that much time into giving a shit about what forum people think of me. And again, sorry, I don't remember arguments from 2 years ago on image. Is this a bad thing? I'd say not.

Peace!

Chazwozel;367087][QUOTE=makare1;367080][QUOTE=Chazwozel;367076][QUOTE=makare1;367071][QUOTE=bhamv3 said:

Also because you've had more forum arguments than the Internet has porn flicks.

I think I can recall every forum argument or disagreement I've ever had.

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Me too. I remember all the my arguments. The harder the head desk the more likely I am to remember it, which is kind of counter intuitive.[/QUOTE]

Good to know. Is that why you persistently snipe people for no reason other than having nothing better to do but hold grudges over internet arguments?[/QUOTE]

The only person I snipe is you and since your existence is just one long internet argument there is no way to "hold a grudge" from one to another. I think the greater concern is that you say whatever you want and then have instant amnesia about it. Must be nice.[/QUOTE]

You snipe anyone that finds a loophole in your bullshit. I can think of Espy being sniped on several occasions by yourself.

I just don't invest that much time into giving a shit about what forum people think of me. And again, sorry, I don't remember arguments from 2 years ago on image. Is this a bad thing? I'd say not.[/QUOTE]

You don't need to remember and you don't need to comment either. So just let it go.

I don't remember any arguments because I don't have any. I want an argument!

Philosopher B. said:

I don't remember any arguments because I don't have any. I want an argument!

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No you dont.

Philosopher B. said:

I don't remember any arguments because I don't have any. I want an argument!

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Your ears are too pointy. Get them shaved down you hippy!

makare1;367094][QUOTE=Philosopher B. said:

I don't remember any arguments because I don't have any. I want an argument!

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No you dont.[/QUOTE]

Y-yes I do!

LordRavage;367095][QUOTE=Philosopher B. said:

I don't remember any arguments because I don't have any. I want an argument!

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Your ears are too pointy. Get them shaved down you hippy![/QUOTE]

You're just jealous because I look like a sexy elf. :humph:

Philosopher B.;367096][QUOTE=makare1;367094][QUOTE=Philosopher B. said:

I don't remember any arguments because I don't have any. I want an argument!

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No you dont.[/QUOTE]

Y-yes I do!

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Oh you did it now boy... you are going to get more than you can handle! Brace for impact.

Philosopher B.;367096][QUOTE=makare1;367094][QUOTE=Philosopher B. said:

I don't remember any arguments because I don't have any. I want an argument!

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No you dont.[/QUOTE]

Y-yes I do!

LordRavage;367095][QUOTE=Philosopher B. said:

I don't remember any arguments because I don't have any. I want an argument!

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Your ears are too pointy. Get them shaved down you hippy![/QUOTE]

You're just jealous because I look like a sexy elf. :humph:[/QUOTE]

You wanna go, cupcake. <cracks knuckles>

Should we start up a flame thread or something? I thought those threads were banned by the secret Halforum police?

Chaz isn't happy unless he's yellin at somebody. I say let Makare oblige him if she wants. My head hurts too much to really tell them to get a room.

Ladies choice, Philospher B make a thread pick your contentious poison and we will lay down a smack down on you. All nice like.

Let's see... it was PVP, then Krewmembers, then PVP again, then here.

[FONT=&quot]I joined in order to make a comment about a PVP comic but I realized that everyone had probably made the same comment so I didn’t bother to post. But I did lurk for a few weeks. Than I realized hey these people are as crazy as I am! So I decided to stay and join in the mayhem. And now it has been over 2 years and I am still here
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I joined Halfpixel out of sheer boredom while my husband was deployed.

I was a lot quieter and nicer back then.

I joined to ask whether kurtz had ever done a comic about 40k or any games workshop materials. I stayed to get into stupid arguments with M80. And I mean stupid, as in I was stupid. Now of course all of my arguments are filled with win. Basically I always win. Go f--- yourself.

Come for the pie, stay for the abuse.

Chippy said:

I was a lot quieter and nicer back then.

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Remember when we would talk shit?

I remember when we would talk shit.

Jigglymuff;367184][QUOTE=Chippy said:

I was a lot quieter and nicer back then.

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Remember when we would talk shit?

I remember when we would talk shit.[/QUOTE]

what's changed?

Andromache;367218][QUOTE=Jigglymuff;367184][QUOTE=Chippy said:

I was a lot quieter and nicer back then.

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Remember when we would talk shit?

I remember when we would talk shit.[/QUOTE]

what's changed?[/QUOTE]

BlackCat doesn't post much anymore.

Chippy;367226][QUOTE=Andromache;367218][QUOTE=Jigglymuff;367184][QUOTE=Chippy said:

I was a lot quieter and nicer back then.

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Remember when we would talk shit?

I remember when we would talk shit.[/QUOTE]

what's changed?[/QUOTE]

BlackCat doesn't post much anymore.[/QUOTE]

I think you just got lazy! and I say that with lurve.

Chippy;367226][QUOTE=Andromache;367218][QUOTE=Jigglymuff;367184][QUOTE=Chippy said:

I was a lot quieter and nicer back then.

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Remember when we would talk shit?

I remember when we would talk shit.[/QUOTE]

what's changed?[/QUOTE]

BlackCat doesn't post much anymore.[/QUOTE]

Inversely, you're much better at being a horrible failure. So, win win!

Image says I joined in May 26 2006... lots of posters have similar join dates... was there a place before image we all flocked from?? Shit, I seriously can't remember when or how I joined this shithole...

wasn't no thang

Aw chippy isn't a horrible failure.

The Mex said:

Image says I joined in May 26 2006... lots of posters have similar join dates... was there a place before image we all flocked from?? Shit, I seriously can't remember when or how I joined this shithole...

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I think image's pvp was wiped banned at least once. Where scott or whoever nuked everyone and let them come back clean slate. This was about the time the KK formed.

I remember the KK, I was registered over there for a while, too.

I'm pretty sure I joined around when I graduated high school, though, which is 2004.

That sounds more on the mark, Megan.

Andromache;367234][QUOTE=Chippy;367226][QUOTE=Andromache;367218][QUOTE=Jigglymuff;367184][QUOTE=Chippy said:

I was a lot quieter and nicer back then.

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Remember when we would talk shit?

I remember when we would talk shit.[/QUOTE]

what's changed?[/QUOTE]

BlackCat doesn't post much anymore.[/QUOTE]

Inversely, you're much better at being a horrible failure. So, win win![/QUOTE]

tehe

Joined back in 2005 before the mass exodus from there to here.
I never posted much in either forum.

@Chippy: you've got your nemesis still here just under a different name and haven't posted in awhile due to being busy in rl, and currently without a computer. I loathe posting from my itouch or ps3.

Alucard said:

Joined back in 2005 before the mass exodus from there to here.
I never posted much in either forum.

@Chippy: you've got your nemesis still here just under a different name and haven't posted in awhile due to being busy in rl, and currently without a computer. I loathe posting from my itouch or ps3.

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what

how did this go unnoticed for so long

Wait, Alucard is Black Cat!? I thought he was Dracula spelled backwards!

How many times are you going to change your name?

And Juski, we're slipping.

So logically, Alucard can change into a tab.

Chippy, you're still probably number two or some other nearby number in my heart.

Until I find the right name on here.
So what's been happening since I've away?
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didn't know I'd actually be missed

Alucard said:

Until I find the right name on here.
So what's been happening since I've away?
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didn't know I'd actually be missed

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Well, you provide some means of entertainment for Chippy since HoboNinja vanished sometime ago. Now quit lurking and post MOAR.

Oh, HoboNinja is still around

First time?

Well my Aunt was visiting with my two cousins for a stay of 2 weeks from California. My cousins, one male and one female were younger and older than me respectively. I was 14 at the time and my female cousin was 16. My male cousin spent most of his time with my Aunt and my mother as they would go shopping "across" (Mexican Border stores) and my female cousin and I were alone for the large part of each day....

Oh wait, first time on the forums? Oh I've been around since practically the inception of forums on Player Vs Player, otherwise now known as "PVP". I lurked for the first couple of years, as I spent most of my online time on UO and EQ, while checking the forums during downtimes. I found out about it through one of the four forums I was frequenting at the time when a thread about webcomics came up. In the thread they talked about which comics had forums and a few pages in it was announced that PVP was adding a forum page. So I lurked my way over and really never left. It didnt' become my "only" forum till about IMAGE days, by that time I had grown weary of my other haunts due to low populations, in other cases flat out going "broke" and dissapearing all together.

WAIT! What happened with your cousin??

I started reading PVP in early 2002. I remember the contemporary story arc had Francis using a robot double to wait in line outside the movie theater for Revenge of the Sith. I joined the Imagecomics forum probably in 2007 because I hadn't left for Korea yet.

Shegokigo said:

First time?

Well my Aunt was visiting with my two cousins for a stay of 2 weeks from California. My cousins, one male and one female were younger and older than me respectively. I was 14 at the time and my female cousin was 16. My male cousin spent most of his time with my Aunt and my mother as they would go shopping \"across\" (Mexican Border stores) and my female cousin and I were alone for the large part of each day....

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The Mex said:

WAIT! What happened with your cousin??

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Well of course you're enthralled.

Huh.

Image forum says I joined on June 28th, 2006. I could have sworn I had joined earlier...

Oh well, I'm here anyway. And I ain't going away.

May 2007 bitches.

Joined up on Halfpixel to discuss something that was said on a Daily Affirmation and realized soon after creating an account that someone had already covered my point. I didn't want my first post to be "I agree" so I kept lurking for a while.

I believe when I finally posted it was to comment on Kurtz's theories about the CAD pregnancy.

Aaaaaaand he called it.

Chippy said:

How many times are you going to change your name?

And Juski, we're slipping.

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FUCK

Can we just meet up in person, jack into Halforums and post as a team?

Jigglymuff said:

Can we just meet up in person, jack into Halforums and post as a team?

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You can always bring back The Boy.

Jigglymuff;367441][QUOTE=Chippy said:

How many times are you going to change your name?

And Juski, we're slipping.

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FUCK

Can we just meet up in person, jack into Halforums and post as a team?[/QUOTE]

Aw yiss epic team time.

I find it funny that so many people's first experiences here were knock down drag outs with the local argumeisters.

Bowielee said:

I find it funny that so many people's first experiences here were knock down drag outs with the local argumeisters.

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Shut your anal mouth pipe, face butt.

Chazwozel said:

Back when Kurtz still had his imagecomics forum (which still exists): People were having a shit-fit over the release of the original Star Wars trilogy and how they had to pay more money for another set. I registered specifically to tell a couple people to shut the hell up, a thing or two about marketing, and that no one was forcing a gun to their head to buy the stupid set. This was the first instance of the shark honing in on the scent of blood and instigating a frenzy of nerd rage.

I believe a week after that JCM and I got into one of our -now legendary- flame wars.

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You know, I think I joined around the same time... except I was complaining about the fact that they were non-anamorphic, half-assed transfers of the laserdisc version of the trilogy. Someone responded saying anamorphic widescreen was dumb because "hurrr rectangular pixels" or some such nonsense. Not really sure what convinced me to stick around.

Edit: I think this was also the reason I have a Tarkin avatar... I'm not exactly a big Star Wars nerd or anything.

I'd been lurkin since the image days, and I can't remember HOW I found out about halforums, as I wasn't registered. Just lucky I guess! Then I lurked here until I got stuck in Michigan because of an airline screw up, causing me to sign up and ask advice.

I've been lurking since the Image comics boards, but I'm not sure when I started posting. I mostly checked when I didn't get the joke in PvP or to check on speculation about plot arcs.

I doubt anyone even noticed I was around before the emergence of Halforums. Even now I don't think I have much of a reputation, good or bad, but that's fine by me. I'll just go about my business and hope I don't get lynched if I have to put the cosplay thread on indefinite hiatus due to health problems.

figmentPez said:

I've been lurking since the Image comics boards, but I'm not sure when I started posting. I mostly checked when I didn't get the joke in PvP or to check on speculation about plot arcs.

I doubt anyone even noticed I was around before the emergence of Halforums. Even now I don't think I have much of a reputation, good or bad, but that's fine by me. I'll just go about my business and hope I don't get lynched if I have to put the cosplay thread on indefinite hiatus due to health problems.

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oh, no, I remember you. You're on the list.

Andromache said:

oh, no, I remember you. You're on the list.

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Is that the list for cupcakes and cheap plastic trinkets?

figmentPez;367492][QUOTE=Andromache said:

oh, no, I remember you. You're on the list.

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Is that the list for cupcakes and cheap plastic trinkets?[/QUOTE]

Cupcakes































































Of DEATH!

Joined back in 2000, right before Joe. Came for the pvp, stayed for an epic gun control thread war between GB, JCM, and a couple others (possibly Chaz).

I learned very quickly that gun control critics/advocates do not like people who are moderates on the issue.

Most of us aren't really thought about one way or the other. I'm basically taupe wallpaper - innocuous and forgettable.

At least you're not solely remembered by a sex mishap.

I first joined image in Jan 2006. I was bored working at a call center. I first posted in a thread about gay marriage. I took a moderate position and was beaten by both Crone and M-80. I stopped posting regularly and have lurked since.

People only remember that because you told them about it, Susan. Besides, I don't think there's a nickname for doing a prat-fall and faking a chipped tooth to avoid going down on a girl with a yeast infection.

Yeah, man. It would be a completely different story if you didn't make threads about how awesome you are at fucking women. As for me, I'm known for being a dick. OOH OOH and crayons!

Lying Bastard said:

Most of us aren't really thought about one way or the other. I'm basically taupe wallpaper - innocuous and forgettable.

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We're all pretty forgettable, unless we're insufferable assholes.

Gusto;367442][QUOTE=Jigglymuff said:

Can we just meet up in person, jack into Halforums and post as a team?

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You can always bring back The Boy.[/QUOTE]

I forgot password

I've been stalking you guys since forever, but i don't remember when i first posted... i think The Janissary was long gone and Menopausal Rogue went away around that time.

I don't remember...

What I do think is I became a little recognizable as a formusfolk when we moved to Halforum.

Silver Jelly said:

I don't remember...

What I do think is I became a little recognizable as a formusfolk when we moved to Halforum.

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I think the awesome zombie-you avatar is what made you a little more recognizable...

@Li3n;367581][QUOTE=Silver Jelly said:

I don't remember...

What I do think is I became a little recognizable as a formusfolk when we moved to Halforum.

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I think the awesome zombie-you avatar is what made you a little more recognizable...[/QUOTE]

Who knows? I've always noticed me.

Lying Bastard said:

Most of us aren't really thought about one way or the other. I'm basically taupe wallpaper - innocuous and forgettable.

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HA! Shush. Back to the wall.

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grub said:

I first joined image in Jan 2006. I was bored working at a call center. I first posted in a thread about gay marriage. I took a moderate position and was beaten by both Crone and M-80. I stopped posting regularly and have lurked since.

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I must be slipping in my beatings, you can still clearly use enough bones and muscles to communicate.

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Jigglymuff said:

Yeah, man. It would be a completely different story if you didn't make threads about how awesome you are at fucking women. As for me, I'm known for being a dick. OOH OOH and crayons!

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You are basically known for your hat. And your very weird comic.

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Krisken;367533][QUOTE=Lying Bastard said:

Most of us aren't really thought about one way or the other. I'm basically taupe wallpaper - innocuous and forgettable.

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We're all pretty forgettable, unless we're insufferable assholes.[/QUOTE]

True dat.

I remember that hat. "Angler management problems". There was a fish on it!

Aww, I miss Menopausal Rogue.

(but not Jannisary)

Man... I don't remember... I lurked for a long time on PVP/Image and then joined maybe 2 years before the move to Halfpixel? I can't remember why... Probably boredom and it was a good place to have some fun debates. I actually think the first real argument I got in was with Dave. I probably won, but who can remember these things?

I can. You lost. Cried like a baby.

TeKeo said:

Aww, I miss Menopausal Rogue.

(but not Jannisary)

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She and bewittiful freak have gone the way of the mighty forum Ent.

I kinda miss general fuzzy mcBitty's monkey avatar. And the poster, too.

The Mex said:

I can. You lost. Cried like a baby.

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that don't sound like me.

I miss Computergate and Crun.

I miss ZenMonkey, especially the time before she became the forums worn out beat cop.

I have tried to get in touch with Fuzzy Mcbitty but I have failed
I miss that guy.

Krisken said:

I miss ZenMonkey, especially the time before she became the forums worn out beat cop.

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She's still around. I miss her too (except the days when she was in a bitch mood).

TeKeo said:

Aww, I miss Menopausal Rogue.

(but not Jannisary)

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I gotta say, from the time that I knew her, I really, really despised that woman and her stupid cookie schtick. I think of the first arguments I had back at the old forums was about censorship and "being kind" or some dumb crap.

I do miss ZM. Still regret not being able to grab a beer with her and her hub on the west coast.

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makare1 said:

I have tried to get in touch with Fuzzy Mcbitty but I have failed
I miss that guy.

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Wasn't he one of the guys that went way too nuts on the forum? I don't remember anymore. Maybe I'm thinking of somebody else.

Jigglymuff;367709][QUOTE=TeKeo said:

Aww, I miss Menopausal Rogue.

(but not Jannisary)

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I gotta say, from the time that I knew her, I really, really despised that woman and her stupid cookie schtick. I think of the first arguments I had back at the old forums was about censorship and "being kind" or some dumb crap.

I do miss ZM. Still regret not being able to grab a beer with her and her hub on the west coast.

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makare1 said:

I have tried to get in touch with Fuzzy Mcbitty but I have failed
I miss that guy.

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Wasn't he one of the guys that went way too nuts on the forum? I don't remember anymore. Maybe I'm thinking of somebody else.[/QUOTE]

I dont really remember much about him on the forum. He was on irc a lot though. That's where I remember him from and on there he was fun to have around most of the time.

There were a lot of people who posted in Webcomics Weekly or in Starslip that never bothered to make the transfer. I miss Ben Paddon and Rittz most of all.

Menopausal Rogue offered me cookies once for writing a sonnet.

bhamv3 said:

Menopausal Rogue offered me cookies once for writing a sonnet.

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Did you ever receive said cookies?

I was never around for Menopausal Rogue but it sounds like a shtick that would get real old real fast.

Gusto said:

I was never around for Menopausal Rogue but it sounds like a shtick that would get real old real fast.

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Then again, I really hate twee to begin with. Twee internet bullshit...ugh.

But I am a cockbag, too.

What is twee?

Jigglymuff said:

Wasn't he one of the guys that went way too nuts on the forum? I don't remember anymore. Maybe I'm thinking of somebody else.

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M80?

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makare1 said:

What is twee?

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lmao. You are far younger than I thought.

Something that is sweet, almost to the point of being sickeningly so. As a derogatory descriptive, it means something that is affectedly dainty or quaint, or is way too sentimental.

In American English it often refers to a type of simple sweet pop music, but in British English it is used much more widely for things that are nauseatingly cute or precious. It comes from the way the word sweet sounds when said in baby talk.
Belle and Sebastian are the Beatles of twee.

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I don't like forum moms - not as in women posters with kids, I mean forumites who try and assert an un-asked for maternal authority and nanny state on the forums. Rowan's a nice enough woman in regular conversation, but I couldn't stand her Mommy-stating on KM. Menopausal Rogue was the same. I keep in touch with ZenMonkey on Twitter - does a lot of arguing about skepticism, critical thinking, and talking about chronic fatigue syndrome.

I'm glad that Crun, Computergate, and Jannisary are gone. Belligerent fuckheads, all of them.

Jigglymuff said:

But I am a cockbag, too.

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Sometimes you are cool. Other times you annoy the shit out of me so much I flee. I imagine the latter feeling is reciprocated, though whether you flee or not who cares? At least your comic is edutaining.

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Lying Bastard said:

I don't like forum moms -

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But they love you. Also, I thought Computergate was cool. He occasionally dug into neat stuff.

I miss having forum enemies

Andromache said:

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Lying Bastard said:

I don't like forum moms -

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But they love you. Also, I thought Computergate was cool. He occasionally dug into neat stuff.

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Yeah, he was usually a good guy.

The Mex said:

I miss having forum enemies

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what? I'm pretty sure you're still KOS or maybe TOS (no, not terms of service) to Shego. I'd probably just tell you to gtfo if I saw you.

Pfft, Shego and I are like THIS! *crosses fingers to illustrate*

Well, all I remember about computergate is getting in a lot of arguements with him.

Oh, funny thing - I probably talk to HeavenlyMayday every couple days now. Her views are a bit less zealous now - she's more out in the world now so I guess some of her intolerant edges have been ground off. She has a lot of videos of her hula-hooping as exercise on youtube, apparently. She picks good music for them, though - Tom Waits for a few.

And yeah, Moms and married women like me, for all the good that does me.

Lying Bastard said:

HeavenlyMayday

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Who?

Andromache;367735][QUOTE=Jigglymuff said:

Wasn't he one of the guys that went way too nuts on the forum? I don't remember anymore. Maybe I'm thinking of somebody else.

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M80?

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makare1 said:

What is twee?

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lmao. You are far younger than I thought.

Something that is sweet, almost to the point of being sickeningly so. As a derogatory descriptive, it means something that is affectedly dainty or quaint, or is way too sentimental.

In American English it often refers to a type of simple sweet pop music, but in British English it is used much more widely for things that are nauseatingly cute or precious. It comes from the way the word sweet sounds when said in baby talk.
Belle and Sebastian are the Beatles of twee.

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[/QUOTE]

I think I am older than Jigglymuff so I don't think age has anything to do with it.

makare1 said:

What is twee?

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Zooey Deschanel.

Andromache;367739][QUOTE=Jigglymuff said:

But I am a cockbag, too.

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Sometimes you are cool. Other times you annoy the shit out of me so much I flee. I imagine the latter feeling is reciprocated, though whether you flee or not who cares? At least your comic is edutaining.
[/QUOTE]

I got no beef with you, at least not lately. Not that the answer, like you say, matters at all :3 and thanks on the comic compliment, dogg!

The Mex said:

Pfft, Shego and I are like THIS! *crosses fingers to illustrate*

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You know what? There was a time I would have called you a liar, but I clearly don't know anymore. Maybe I never did. But yeah, you're still KOS for me. Enter Colorado, California and BC with caution.

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Jigglymuff said:

I got no beef with you, at least not lately. Not that the answer, like you say, matters at all :3 and thanks on the comic compliment, dogg!

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Oh, is edutaining a compliment?

Hmm.

makare1 said:

I think I am older than Jigglymuff so I don't think age has anything to do with it.

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Really? I thought we were the same age. 24 in the July!

Jigglymuff;367751][QUOTE=makare1 said:

What is twee?

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Zooey Deschanel.
[/QUOTE]

Annoying?

Ah yes I think I understand now.

Jigglymuff;367756][QUOTE=makare1 said:

I think I am older than Jigglymuff so I don't think age has anything to do with it.

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Really? I thought we were the same age. 24 in the July![/QUOTE]

Nope I am going to be 27 in October.

andromache][/COLOR][QUOTE=makare1 said:

What is twee?

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lmao. You are far younger than I thought.

Something that is sweet, almost to the point of being sickeningly so. As a derogatory descriptive, it means something that is affectedly dainty or quaint, or is way too sentimental.

In American English it often refers to a type of simple sweet pop music, but in British English it is used much more widely for things that are nauseatingly cute or precious. It comes from the way the word sweet sounds when said in baby talk.
Belle and Sebastian are the Beatles of twee.

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[/QUOTE]
I didn't know what it meant either. I don't think it's so common with us "oldies" as you seem to think.

Andromache said:

Jigglymuff said:

I got no beef with you, at least not lately. Not that the answer, like you say, matters at all :3 and thanks on the comic compliment, dogg!

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Oh, is edutaining a compliment?

Hmm.

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I think its complimentary like telling the monkeys you just watched fucking at the zoo is was edutainment.

I think an apt metaphor for my life is two monkeys fucking at a zoo. Coincidentally.

Andromache;367752][QUOTE=The Mex said:

Pfft, Shego and I are like THIS! *crosses fingers to illustrate*

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You know what? There was a time I would have called you a liar, but I clearly don't know anymore. Maybe I never did. But yeah, you're still KOS for me. Enter Colorado, California and BC with caution.
[/QUOTE]

Pfft, you love me too.

The Mex said:

Pfft, you love me too.

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whats that quote? "Just because I love you doesn't mean I won't shoot you with enough bullets to kill all the cops in LA."?

I'm Mexican. I'm immune to bullets. And diarrhea.

Jigglymuff said:

I think its complimentary like telling the monkeys you just watched fucking at the zoo is was edutainment.

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I'm sure I had a different response, but I'm laughing too hard from imagining you talking with monkeys.

As if they'd deign to notice and reciprocate. Haha.

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The Mex said:

I'm Mexican. I'm immune to bullets. And diarrhea.

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Don't jinx yourself Seriously.

And by Jinx I mean get shot.

___

And how old are you Krisken?

Andromache said:

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The Mex said:

I'm Mexican. I'm immune to bullets. And diarrhea.

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Don't jinx yourself Seriously.

And by Jinx I mean get shot.

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...that's exactly what I was referencing.

Calleja, remember when we showered at the same time?


that was also pretty cool

Oh man, yes, that was epic, everyone was all like jealous and shit.

Andromache said:

And how old are you Krisken?

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Over 30 and under 40.

Ok, I'm not all that old.

Krisken;367786][QUOTE=Andromache said:

And how old are you Krisken?

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Over 30 and under 40.

Ok, I'm not all that old.[/QUOTE]

Old enough to know better and young enough not to care.. amirite?

Krisken;367786][QUOTE=Andromache said:

And how old are you Krisken?

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Over 30 and under 40.

Ok, I'm not all that old.[/QUOTE]

so I'll say you're 39. That means well within the dateable range. So no, not THAT old. Just pop culturally, remiss?

I remember. There was some comic I wanted to discuss, so I went to the forum. I was very hesitant to post, because I've had awful experiences online. But this one turned out pretty great. People were nice, and eventually I was more interested in talking here than in reading the comic.

Jigglymuff said:

Calleja, remember when we showered at the same time?


that was also pretty cool

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Then I came in with soap and lather all set, and you guys said I couldn't join the fun...

I was a sad panda.

Chazwozel;367810][QUOTE=Jigglymuff said:

Calleja, remember when we showered at the same time?


that was also pretty cool

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Then I came in with soap and lather all set, and you guys said I couldn't join the fun...

I was a sad panda. [/QUOTE]

Well, next time hang the soap-on-a-rope from something else. That was just so juvenile.

Fun Size said:

Well, next time hang the soap-on-a-rope from something else. That was just so juvenile.

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that took a few seconds, but I lol'd.

Fun Size;367824][QUOTE=Chazwozel;367810][QUOTE=Jigglymuff said:

Calleja, remember when we showered at the same time?


that was also pretty cool

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Then I came in with soap and lather all set, and you guys said I couldn't join the fun...

I was a sad panda. [/QUOTE]

Well, next time hang the soap-on-a-rope from something else. That was just so juvenile.[/QUOTE]
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*SPRRROONNNNGGGGGGG**

Chazwozel;367810][QUOTE=Jigglymuff said:

Calleja, remember when we showered at the same time?


that was also pretty cool

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Then I came in with soap and lather all set, and you guys said I couldn't join the fun...

I was a sad panda. [/QUOTE]

At least you knew it was going on!

>: (

You hurt me, Juice.

YOU LEAVE JEWSKI ALONE HE'S MINE, BITCH!

The Mex said:

YOU LEAVE JEWSKI ALONE HE'S MINE, BITCH!

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Chill out, Megan. We share here.

I think the JuicyMuff is big enough for several

Allen said:

I think the JuicyMuff is big enough for several

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you really should stfu, though. Just sayin.

I'm good. Thanks for your concern about my volume level though.

Allen said:

I'm good. Thanks for your concern about my volume level though.

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not volume. Output. Difference.

Andromache;367846][QUOTE=The Mex said:

YOU LEAVE JEWSKI ALONE HE'S MINE, BITCH!

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Chill out, Megan. We share here.[/QUOTE]

You wouldn't share Krisken with me.

Your comments are important to me, and I'll do what I can to make sure that the AwiQ Experience® is an enjoyable one.

Cajungal;367862][QUOTE=Andromache;367846][QUOTE=The Mex said:

YOU LEAVE JEWSKI ALONE HE'S MINE, BITCH!

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Chill out, Megan. We share here.[/QUOTE]

You wouldn't share Krisken with me. [/QUOTE]

That was ME!!

You are so dead to me now.

Also damn right I wont. He is mine.

makare1;367865][QUOTE=Cajungal;367862][QUOTE=Andromache;367846][QUOTE=The Mex said:

YOU LEAVE JEWSKI ALONE HE'S MINE, BITCH!

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Chill out, Megan. We share here.[/QUOTE]

You wouldn't share Krisken with me. [/QUOTE]

That was ME!!

You are so dead to me now.

Also damn right I wont. He is mine.[/QUOTE]

OHHHH right. Sorry. You can't blame me for that... I'd polished off almost a whole bottle of wine by that point of the evening.

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and NUH UH

Cajungal said:

You wouldn't share Krisken with me.

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i think you got that reversed? I wouldnt share YOU with him. But thats ok, you tolerhate me anyway. I'll cope.

This thread, like many before it, has turned into an orgy.

Gusto said:

This thread, like many before it, has turned into an orgy.

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Was there any doubt?

Yeah, what's up with that? I find the promiscuity of the forums has increased dramatically lately, and I for one am aghast.

Shame! Shame on you all!

And I just finished washing the gimp.....

Hey, don't look at me, my forum promiscuity levels have actually LOWERED in the last year.

Fun Size said:

Yeah, what's up with that? I find the promiscuity of the forums has increased dramatically lately, and I for one am aghast.

Shame! Shame on you all!

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It's the spring air.

A time when a forumites fancy lightly turns into thoughts of fornication.

Cajungal said:

People were nice, and eventually I was more interested in talking here than in reading the comic.

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Well, we all blame Scott for that one...
...
...
ZING!

You know the title of this thread is misleading when I posted in here earlier
Thought it meant your 'first time' lol

Alucard said:

You know the title of this thread is misleading when I posted in here earlier
Thought it meant your 'first time' lol

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:tsk:

...he's acting, right?

RIGHT?

If he isn't, we'll call Gnisleh Nav.

You call, you know how much a call to Ainavlysnart would cost from here?! Hell naw.

Then let's just call Chippy.

Sounds like a plan.

HEY CHIPPY!

CHIPPYY!! WE NEED YOUUU!!

So, how do we go about summoning Chippy?

Materia? Card? Ritual? Bait? Sacrifice? Prayer?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!

Why the hell do you need Chippy?

Chippy saves.

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Why wouldn't we need Chippy?

Chippy is only lured by Chips Ahoy Chocolate Chip Cookies.

Baerdog said:

Why wouldn't we need Chippy?

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He isn't here now, and you appear to be functioning without him. Why do you need him?

Andromache;368097][QUOTE=Baerdog said:

Why wouldn't we need Chippy?

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He isn't here now, and you appear to be functioning without him. Why do you need him?[/QUOTE]
They are BFF's?

Krisken;368098][QUOTE=Andromache;368097][QUOTE=Baerdog said:

Why wouldn't we need Chippy?

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He isn't here now, and you appear to be functioning without him. Why do you need him?[/QUOTE]
They are BFF's?[/QUOTE]

Bifurcated fences?

Chippy and I are totally BFFs.

Back off, bitchie, Chippy is MINE.

The Mex said:

Back off, bitchie, Chippy is MINE.

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Boy, do you fail!

He's so deluded.

Pfft, Chippy loves me more than you two goons combined.

Chippy is mine and he loves ME best.

He just wont admit it in front of people.

SO MY FIRST TIME WAS WITH THIS OLDER GIRL

O WAIT

Jigglymuff said:

SO MY FIRST TIME WAS WITH THIS OLDER GIRL

O WAIT

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By older, do you mean like 4 years, or 20?

Was her name Mrs. Robinson.

Nah it was Stifler's mom

Jessie's mom has got it going on, though

The Mex said:

Jessie's mom has got it going on, though

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Stacey's mom

d'oh! I was thinking of Jessie's girl :blush:

Interesting and semi related joke there, with this girl named Jessi

I used to post on the Blank Label Comics board and the Starslip forum became all abuzz about one of the wars between Buckley and Kurtz--I believe this was when Buckley disbanded his WoW guild. Further investigation led me to reading PVP, ceasing to read CAD, and I began posting on the Image boards.

makare1 said:

Chippy is mine and he loves ME best.

He just wont admit it in front of people.

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You are one selfish lady, taking up all the forumites for yourself.

Cajungal;368218][QUOTE=makare1 said:

Chippy is mine and he loves ME best.

He just wont admit it in front of people.

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You are one selfish lady, taking up all the forumites for yourself.[/QUOTE]

There are like 5 that are mine. Mine alone. The rest you can have.... some you can REALLY have.

I think if anybody can find Chippy, they deserve to have him.

Chippy, you rookie, finds you, never the other way around :humph:

Don't find the clitoris. The clitoris finds you.

Allen said:

Don't find the clitoris. The clitoris finds you.

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You sound just like CrimsonSoul, and just ask his wife how well that's working out.

Besides, the clit is not hard to find, it's well worth the few seconds it'll take to look.

what the cock

O, hi Chippy.

Fancy seeing you here, guy.

Chippy said:

what the cock

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Look to your sig. You can't help it, everyone wants to rub you.

Chippy, tell them, I'm your favorite.

TELL THEM NOW OR I'LL CUT YOU!

Now that's not the kind of thing a true friend would do, mang. Makes me think you're not really Chippy's friend.

what the shit

.....FAIL!

latin tempah

The Mex said:

.....FAIL!

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Indeed.

Chippy said:

latin tempah

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YAY!

Chippy said:

what the shit

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This is what comes from not caring.

Sex fail.


(I felt left out. Dont look at me like that.)

I have an idea. Let's cut chippy up into equal pieces, and then you can all have a share.

My left leg is bitchin', for future reference.

I was 18, she was 23. I *wish* it was Stiffler's mom.

And Chippy, Chipps, El Chipparino if you're not into the whole brevity thing...

One day we will hi-five. And it will be fucking epic.






...the mexican can come too.

Nice one Juski, my oldest "conquest" was 5yrs older exactly too. :slywink:

I have to admit, it wasn't much of a conquest, though. I was drunk and bitching about the election. She took me home and showed me the ropes 0: )

Ah the actual first time now? Got my driver's license, bought a Camaro, and magically got laid 2 weeks later.

My first time was awkward and bumpy and oh so awesome. for me. for her not so much. That time.

yeah, I'm still a virgin.

Andromache said:

yeah, I'm still a virgin.

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A virgin in the sense that you haven't had someone fuck you in the ear?

Violent Drunk Ray Romano;368405][QUOTE=Andromache said:

yeah, I'm still a virgin.

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A virgin in the sense that you haven't had someone fuck you in the ear?[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure you've raped her ear on a number of occassions.

There were a lot of awkward pauses, crying, and at least one person put their clothes on and went home shameful and unfulfilled.

I don't know if we're talking about the sexin' or postin', but it works either way.

Violent Drunk Ray Romano;368405][QUOTE=Andromache said:

yeah, I'm still a virgin.

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A virgin in the sense that you haven't had someone fuck you in the ear?[/QUOTE]

WHAT?? SPEAK UP!

Shegokigo;368407][QUOTE=Violent Drunk Ray Romano;368405][QUOTE=Andromache said:

yeah, I'm still a virgin.

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A virgin in the sense that you haven't had someone fuck you in the ear?[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure you've raped her ear on a number of occassions.[/QUOTE]

Maybe her eyes, since text doesn't really make any noise. Unless she copy and pastes the forum text into an auto-reader... In which case that would be fucking sweet because it would sound like Stephan Hawking verbally bashing her into oblivion.

Stephen Hawking makes everything awesomer.

First time? It was good for both she and I, though far from perfect.

Been a hell of a while since my last time, come to think of it.

Violent Drunk Ray Romano;368414][QUOTE=Shegokigo;368407][QUOTE=Violent Drunk Ray Romano;368405][QUOTE=Andromache said:

yeah, I'm still a virgin.

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A virgin in the sense that you haven't had someone fuck you in the ear?[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure you've raped her ear on a number of occassions.[/QUOTE]

Maybe her eyes, since text doesn't really make any noise. Unless she copy and pastes the forum text into an auto-reader... In which case that would be fucking sweet because it would sound like Stephan Hawking verbally bashing her into oblivion.[/QUOTE]

http://192.20.225.36/tts/speech/ddad6f40887e094fef3b13cfb2ccee42.wav

"BEEPING" sweet? Aw, come on!

Sounds like GlaDOS on a tranquilizer, just like Chaz.

ATT doesnt let you use F words

I can't listen to it since I'm at work. Don't worry Crone. Our make up sex is always great.