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...by black people?

As much as these folks?

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com

Black women love me long time.

Well, one black woman loved me a long time ago.

Well, she made love to me.

Well, because I paid her to.


I really miss post counts. I'd like to know how many of these useless posts I've made.

I dated a black chick once. Really cute, slim gal. But she was 20, I was 30. The age difference and maturity level really came into play.

Man, did she have some rockin' ta-tas.

Not to rain on anyone's parade or anything but

Ninja

Had some Somali students while I was doing my teacher training. Nice kids, actually.

Met a black exchange student from Washington DC while I was in Ireland. Never really talked to him because he hanged in a different crowd. When I did chat with him in the international students' New Year's Party, he told some kind of a joke, and for some strange reason I laughed and said "Oh snap!". He looked at me like I had just asked if I could measure his skull for Negroid traits and never spoke to me again.

Also, I have this fantasy... which I will not tell here.

Have you heard abot this thing called All your base? it is new, and fresh! And funny!

Red; because I obviously dig through every post in every thread.

Shannow; have you heard about this thing called being a complete douche-bag? Wait, you're living the dream!

I forgot about this website. Awesome! Especially in the context of my multicultural lit class, where we've been talking serious-face about critical whiteness. Not that that isn't interesting...but I mean, like, this is fucking funny, not like the man-hating every-book-a-girl-gets-raped Toni Morrison novel.

SeraRelm said:

Red; because I obviously dig through every post in every thread.

Shannow; have you heard about this thing called being a complete douche-bag? Wait, you're living the dream!

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Yes, I know. everyone dreams about being me. I am that awesome.

Not really, no.

SeraRelm said:

Red; because I obviously dig through every post in every thread.

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No indeed but I expect you to post this response every time anyone ever mentions that something has been posted before.

SeraRelm said:

Not really, no.

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It is okay, I know the truth. You will admit it freely one day.

North_Ranger said:

Had some Somali students while I was doing my teacher training. Nice kids, actually.

Met a black exchange student from Washington DC while I was in Ireland. Never really talked to him because he hanged in a different crowd. When I did chat with him in the international students' New Year's Party, he told some kind of a joke, and for some strange reason I laughed and said "Oh snap!". He looked at me like I had just asked if I could measure his skull for Negroid traits and never spoke to me again.

Also, I have this fantasy... which I will not tell here.

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I always find it strange to see Europeans post stuff like this. Nothing against you guys, it's just so unusual for me. I grew up in South Carolina, which is like 30% black, and probably greater than that in my home town.

Actually I don't have a problem with someone posting, by accident or ignorance, something that was posted before. I certainly don't expect everyone to read through every thread. I've mentioned my dislike of the "old news is old" meme in a previous thread for relatively similar reasons.

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Had some Somali students while I was doing my teacher training. Nice kids, actually.

Met a black exchange student from Washington DC while I was in Ireland. Never really talked to him because he hanged in a different crowd. When I did chat with him in the international students' New Year's Party, he told some kind of a joke, and for some strange reason I laughed and said "Oh snap!". He looked at me like I had just asked if I could measure his skull for Negroid traits and never spoke to me again.

Also, I have this fantasy... which I will not tell here.

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I always find it strange to see Europeans post stuff like this. Nothing against you guys, it's just so unusual for me. I grew up in South Carolina, which is like 30% black, and probably greater than that in my home town.[/QUOTE]

How do you mean, "stuff like this"? :suspicious:

He just means that, the way you wrote what you did, you make it seem like you wrote about all (or even just most) of your experiences with black people in that short post. He couldn't even begin to do that, and neither could I. (Nor could I do that with pretty much any race, as I lived in Toronto for a long time and that place is like Babylon 5)

My black friends call me a "jive turkey."

Oh, IBL.

SeraRelm said:

Actually I don't have a problem with someone posting, by accident or ignorance, something that was posted before. I certainly don't expect everyone to read through every thread. I've mentioned my dislike of the "old news is old" meme in a previous thread for relatively similar reasons.

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Old opinion is old...

North_Ranger;270063][quote=fade;270032][quote=North_Ranger said:

Had some Somali students while I was doing my teacher training. Nice kids, actually.

Met a black exchange student from Washington DC while I was in Ireland. Never really talked to him because he hanged in a different crowd. When I did chat with him in the international students' New Year's Party, he told some kind of a joke, and for some strange reason I laughed and said "Oh snap!". He looked at me like I had just asked if I could measure his skull for Negroid traits and never spoke to me again.

Also, I have this fantasy... which I will not tell here.

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I always find it strange to see Europeans post stuff like this. Nothing against you guys, it's just so unusual for me. I grew up in South Carolina, which is like 30% black, and probably greater than that in my home town.[/QUOTE]

How do you mean, "stuff like this"? :suspicious:[/QUOTE]

Right, what Gruebeard said. Just that that's your full experience with black people (if that's what you meant) is hard to imagine. Nothing bad.

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Had some Somali students while I was doing my teacher training. Nice kids, actually.

Met a black exchange student from Washington DC while I was in Ireland. Never really talked to him because he hanged in a different crowd. When I did chat with him in the international students' New Year's Party, he told some kind of a joke, and for some strange reason I laughed and said "Oh snap!". He looked at me like I had just asked if I could measure his skull for Negroid traits and never spoke to me again.

Also, I have this fantasy... which I will not tell here.

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I always find it strange to see Europeans post stuff like this. Nothing against you guys, it's just so unusual for me. I grew up in South Carolina, which is like 30% black, and probably greater than that in my home town.[/QUOTE]

How do you mean, "stuff like this"? :suspicious:[/QUOTE]

Right, what Gruebeard said. Just that that's your full experience with black people (if that's what you meant) is hard to imagine. Nothing bad.[/QUOTE]

Oh...

*puts away the noose*

That's life for me, anyway... Finland's a pretty monocultural country, and the minorities there are (Somali, Turkish, Kurds, Russians, Estonians) are by no means as organized or prevalent as they are in the US. I admit I'm a little hesitant to work with black people... I just fear I'll let out something truly and horrendously offensive.

"But my best friend is"... um... okay, he's Ukrainian. You happy now?

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Had some Somali students while I was doing my teacher training. Nice kids, actually.

Met a black exchange student from Washington DC while I was in Ireland. Never really talked to him because he hanged in a different crowd. When I did chat with him in the international students' New Year's Party, he told some kind of a joke, and for some strange reason I laughed and said "Oh snap!". He looked at me like I had just asked if I could measure his skull for Negroid traits and never spoke to me again.

Also, I have this fantasy... which I will not tell here.

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I always find it strange to see Europeans post stuff like this. Nothing against you guys, it's just so unusual for me. I grew up in South Carolina, which is like 30% black, and probably greater than that in my home town.[/QUOTE]

How do you mean, "stuff like this"? :suspicious:[/QUOTE]

Right, what Gruebeard said. Just that that's your full experience with black people (if that's what you meant) is hard to imagine. Nothing bad.[/QUOTE]

I've thought that I would be labeled a racist if I ever said something like what North Ranger said since I saw a stand up comedian that said that "It's obvious you are racist if you can tell how many black people you know" or something to that effect...

But I have to admit I've met very few black people in my life:

When I was little (3 years old), my father introduced me to a colleague of his, wich is a black man. After a while, they discovered I was avoiding to touch him because I thought he was terribly dirty! (I can't imagine my father's embarassment... this sounds TERRIBLY racist, but I simply didn't know somebody's skin could be that dark!)

There was a black girl in my class at school. We were relatively friendly at each other, but we didn't hang out with the same groups. There was also one black girl in a reduced group class at my university.

A black woman cleaned my house for some time, but she preferred to sleep and destroy everything in sight than to actually work or shower, so she quickly lost this job.
Her aunt works at my Grandparent's house, and she is very much like the woman that owns Tom in several cartoons!

And that's pretty much my experience with black people.

Well, I've seen some in the street too. Never talked to them, though.

Sooo... I'm clearly a racist because I lived in the countryside where there were no black people, in a country where there are very few black people? :suspicious:

Does it help that I meet a lot of Kurds? Or am I a terrorist now?

North_Ranger said:

Sooo... I'm clearly a racist because I lived in the countryside where there were no black people, in a country where there are very few black people? :suspicious:

Does it help that I meet a lot of Kurds? Or am I a terrorist now?

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What I find more problematic is you apparent hatred for pants.

You have a whey with curds, NR.

SeraRelm said:

You have a whey with curds, NR.

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Huh?

Was that too cheesy?

Well, it's not easy...

Gruebeard said:

Black women love me long time.

Well, one black woman loved me a long time ago.

Well, she made love to me.

Well, because I paid her to.


I really miss post counts. I'd like to know how many of these useless posts I've made.

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All of them

North_Ranger said:

Sooo... I'm clearly a racist because I lived in the countryside where there were no black people, in a country where there are very few black people? :suspicious:

Does it help that I meet a lot of Kurds? Or am I a terrorist now?

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Hey, for the record, I never said that. I just sounded so alien to me, that's all.

How many points would living in alabama and having a black stepdad earn me?

Amorous Eyes said:

Sad fact: They replaced her with a thin white woman when they remastered the cartoons that featured her.

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W... Why would they ever do something like that???

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Sooo... I'm clearly a racist because I lived in the countryside where there were no black people, in a country where there are very few black people? :suspicious:

Does it help that I meet a lot of Kurds? Or am I a terrorist now?

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Hey, for the record, I never said that. I just sounded so alien to me, that's all.[/QUOTE]

I know, fade. No worries, I was just poking fun at the comedian's idea

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Amorous Eyes;270370][quote=Silver Jelly;270365][quote=Amorous Eyes said:

Sad fact: They replaced her with a thin white woman when they remastered the cartoons that featured her.

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W... Why would they ever do something like that???[/QUOTE]

Because it's 'wrong' to portray stereotypical black people and perfectly alright to portray stereotypical white people?

Honestly, I don't get all the PC fuss. Give me my 'blackface' back! ^^[/QUOTE]

Guess the person making that call didn't want the older Tom & Jerry cartoons going the way of the Censored Eleven...

SeraRelm said:

Actually I don't have a problem with someone posting, by accident or ignorance, something that was posted before. I certainly don't expect everyone to read through every thread. I've mentioned my dislike of the "old news is old" meme in a previous thread for relatively similar reasons.

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Ok I must have mistaken the manner of your reply. Hopefully the sticky tounge smilie conveyed the correct level of my actual seriousness.

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Silver Jelly said:

I've thought that I would be labeled a racist if I ever said something like what North Ranger said since I saw a stand up comedian that said that "It's obvious you are racist if you can tell how many black people you know" or something to that effect...

But I have to admit I've met very few black people in my life:

When I was little (3 years old), my father introduced me to a colleague of his, wich is a black man. After a while, they discovered I was avoiding to touch him because I thought he was terribly dirty! (I can't imagine my father's embarassment... this sounds TERRIBLY racist, but I simply didn't know somebody's skin could be that dark!)

There was a black girl in my class at school. We were relatively friendly at each other, but we didn't hang out with the same groups. There was also one black girl in a reduced group class at my university.

A black woman cleaned my house for some time, but she preferred to sleep and destroy everything in sight than to actually work or shower, so she quickly lost this job.
Her aunt works at my Grandparent's house, and she is very much like the woman that owns Tom in several cartoons!

And that's pretty much my experience with black people.

Well, I've seen some in the street too. Never talked to them, though.

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Seems to me the issue of whether someone is racist is not dictated by how they treat people of other race that they do know but how they treat people of other race that they don't know. Not talking to a stranger in the street is not a sign of racism, crossing the street to avoid them because of the colour of their skin is.

Google is racist

Hee.

JCM said:

Google users are racist

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ftfy

Well, at least it seems to know Brazilian women...

...Huh.

"-so beautiful."

Just type in "Why are" for more racism, and "Why are Africans" (second from the bottom) for a Google slap in the face.

What, no "tasty"?

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

:smug:
Yeeeeeah!

SeraRelm said:

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The reason there is nothing Sera is that when google went to query the internets about lesbians it liked what it found along the way, so it is going to be a bit delayed in getting back to you.

I suck at taking screenshots... what does Google say about Finns?

North_Ranger said:

I suck at taking screenshots... what does Google say about Finns?

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"Why are Finnish Kids so smart" was all I could get out of it

I got a rock.

Black people like to brush my hair.

My ex told me that during his elementary & middle school years there was only one black kid. It blew me away that that was even possible. I grew up in large, multicultural city though while he grew up in small town Oklahoma.

He was amazed though that everything in Texas (or at least South Texas) was in English & Spanish. Especially when I told him that since Pre-K any papers I had to bring home were English on one side & Spanish on the other.

SeraRelm said:

Just type ..."Why are Africans" (second from the bottom) for a Google slap in the face.

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Was it this you were referring to?
:doh:

Don cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me, bubbeleh? Now put on a sweater, it's chilly.

What, only the irish hate us... maybe if i wrote it in spanish or italian...

Red; yeah, it must have shifted, as the tectonic plates shift over the span of millenia.