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FIRST THE RULES!

1) Answer the question before you post your own.

2) If it has options (like a would you rather) don't give me none of this "neither" or "both" or "option not presented" jive.

3) Don't be a dick!

4) Have fun!

5) I love you.

6) Oh, and feel free to answer previous questions too.


Would you rather have to jump a motorcycle over a pit filled with Lions or Sharks?

my answer:

Sharks. The chance of drowning makes my life (and thus, the suffering) end faster.

Would you rather live to be 200 with great health, if it meant having to be castrated (not only the balls, everything), or live a normal life span with your goods intact?

Live normally with my balls or live to only 20 without them. Is that a question?

200 years with no sexual organ, or a normal life, with sexual organs intact?

oooooh, 200.

Normal life span for me. I don't think I'd want to watch everyone I know die before me like worms on a hot sidewalk!

Which universe would you rather captain a starship?

Star Trek
Star Wars
Firefly
Battlestar

JCM said:

200 years with no sexual organ, or a normal life, with sexual organs intact?

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See, that makes more sense then 20. I'd say easily the normal human life span.

JCM said:

200 years with no sexual organ, or a normal life, with sexual organs intact?

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Considering how I haven't gotten any and how distracting sexual desire is, I'd say 200 years, as I could become the greatest mind in history and love people without thought of sexual desire.


Would you rather be completely blind with extremely sensitive hearing, or deaf with extremely sensitive sight?

JCM said:

Sharks. The chance of drowning makes my life (and thus, the suffering) end faster.

Would you rather live to be 20 with great health, if it meant having to be castrated (not only the balls, everything), or live a normal life span with your goods intact?

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Okay... as you now corrected the typo to 200 years...

I'd go for a normal life with balls intact. I don't like it, if my balls are inert...

A classic:

If you had to decide: Would you save one friend or hundert strangers if you'd have to chose between them and could only save either?

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phil said:

oooooh, 200.

Normal life span for me. I don't think I'd want to watch everyone I know die before me like worms on a hot sidewalk!

Which universe would you rather captain a sharship?

Star Trek
Star Wars
Firefly
Battlestar

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Definetely Star Trek. It's more a luxus cruise through space than in the others...

@Pojodan: I'd go for the hearing... There's so much Shiaaat in this world I don't want to see anymore...

Subway or Quiznos?


Considering how I haven't gotten any and how distracting sexual desire is, I'd say 200 years, as I could become the greatest mind in history and love people without thought of sexual desire.


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Andi;253117][quote=JCM said:

Sharks. The chance of drowning makes my life (and thus, the suffering) end faster.

Would you rather live to be 20 with great health, if it meant having to be castrated (not only the balls, everything), or live a normal life span with your goods intact?

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Okay... as you now corrected the typo to 200 years...

I'd go for a normal life with balls intact. I don't like it, if my balls are inert...

A classic:

If you had to decide: Would you save one friend or hundert strangers if you'd have to chose between them and could only save either?[/QUOTE]
That's always been tough but I tend to side with one hundred strangers.
My friends would understand as we have this thing about a human life being worth 1 no matter what so it's a question of what's more valuable, 1 or 100.

Would you rather have to jump a motorcycle over a pit filled with Lions or Sharks?
Sharks, for nothing more than the pop culture reference.

Also, I can't say I'm a morally sound enough person to save the strangers.

phil said:

Which universe would you rather captain a sharship?

Star Trek
Star Wars
Firefly
Battlestar

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Chances of being blown up for various reasons are less in Star Wars and Star Trek, and Star Trek has more comfort techs available, so I'll hafta go with Star Trek.

Then again, Firefly has more adventure and excitement associated with piloting, so maybe that.. hmmm...


2 minutes of sex with the ugliest person alive, or 2 years of solitude in a dark, quiet room?

phil said:

oooooh, 200.

Normal life span for me. I don't think I'd want to watch everyone I know die before me like worms on a hot sidewalk!

Which universe would you rather captain a sharship?

Star Trek
Star Wars
Firefly
Battlestar

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Star Wars. Sorry, Jean-Luc, but I'd rather ship out with Han Solo or Wedge Antilles.

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Pojodan;253126][quote=phil said:

Which universe would you rather captain a sharship?

Star Trek
Star Wars
Firefly
Battlestar

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Chances of being blown up for various reasons are less in Star Wars and Star Trek, and Star Trek has more comfort techs available, so I'll hafta go with Star Trek.

Then again, Firefly has more adventure and excitement associated with piloting, so maybe that.. hmmm...


2 minutes of sex with the ugliest person alive, or 2 years of solitude in a dark, quiet room?[/QUOTE]
2 minutes.

I'll rock that uggos world for 2 minutes! Also, quiznoes.


You can bitch slap one person on this earth consequence free. Forum members are excluded from this. Who do you slap?

Dick Jauron.

You can hug anyone, even historically and I'll throw in fictionally, consequence free. Forum members included. WHO DO YOU HUG?!?

phil said:

You can hug anyone, even historically and I'll throw in fictionally, consequence free. Forum members included. WHO DO YOU HUG?!?

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Hitler. I bet that's all the poor guy needed, too.

If, by some disease, mutation, or action, you became hated by every single other person on the planet, what would you do?

Pojodan said:

*snip*

If, by some disease, mutation, or action, you became hated by every single other person on the planet, what would you do?

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I would search a cave and live happily ever after in it.

If, by some inspiration, elevation or deed, you became loved by every single other person on the planet, what would you do?

I'd clean up this town! Phil for president! PHORE MORE YEARS would be my slogan.

Fill in the blank!

______ is an illusion.

Reality

What would you do if you were left with an abandoned child at your doorstep?

Andi said:

Reality

What would you do if you were left with an abandoned child at your doorstep?

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Call the police. I certainly hope that you weren't expecting any other answer.


This is for the avatar fans!

I would be a _____ bender.

my answer

Metal Girder

Then I'd sport a cigar, drink a lot, and mooch off a gullible guy that got crygenically frozen for 1000 years.



I would have my entire body made of ______

Genderbender.... :-P

For the kid... I would have... no, you don't want to know.

For the_______!

(Those aren't really hypothetical questions anymore, are they?)

Edit: Ninja'd

I would have my entire body made of pure energy.

For the love of god lets all play this game.

I love you guys.

I'm looking for the drunk thread.

would you rather know how you're going to die, or when you're going to die.

you can only know one.

Would you rather have money or love?

Love, sweet love.

house is burning. Luckily you're home alone. what one item would you take with you?

Crone said:

Love, sweet love.

house is burning. Luckily you're home alone. what one item would you take with you?

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My laptop.

Somebody punches you in the face. How do you react?

:smug:

Andi said:

Somebody punches you in the face. How do you react?

:smug:

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laugh. laugh hard. then get shotgun

if you had to lose a limb, which would be the least bad to lose? why?

Crone said:

house is burning. Luckily you're home alone. what one item would you take with you?

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CPU tower. Monitor too if I can help it.

Andi said:

Somebody punches you in the face. How do you react?

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Having been in many fights as I grew up, this one is easy: Immediately use the excuse that they started it to leave them hospitalized.

Crone said:

if you had to lose a limb, which would be the least bad to lose? why?

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One of my legs. I'd rather not be able to walk right than lose a bit of my arm functionality.

Question:
One will die, save your parent or your lover?

my parent. I can always woo another lover.

Gruebeard said:

my parent. I can always woo another lover.

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:weww:

If my house were burning, I would make sure my dog gets out alright. If we're talking material possessions though, I'd probably get my cello. It's insured though, so really it'd only be sentimental value. Then again though, I don't really have anything worth saving. Probably my box of change so if anything I'll have enough to get a bite to eat.

If someone punched me in the face, it would depend on how hard and why. If they didn't see me and this was some kind of slapstick mistake, I'll let it slide and just tell him to be more careful. If this is someone who is being some drunk toughguy, then I would probably punch him back. He needs to learn that people don't do this.

I'd probably loose a leg. I feel that there are enough quality leg prosthetics that I could get by alright. I feel like at the most, I couldn't drive a stick shift anymore.

Between a lover and a parent is a hard choice. My parents are great and amazing people. We've always had a good relationship and they'll always be my parents, where as a lover can change and may not always be your lover. On the other hand, my parents are older than someone I'm involved with would be. They've led full lives, raised two awesome kids...well one awesome kid and my brother. If one of them died, it would be horribly tragic, but I'm not sure if it's as tragic as someone with a full life ahead of them being robbed of everything they will be.

But then there's also the effects on others from this person's death. If my mom died, my dad would be crushed because he lost the only person he's ever loved for the past 30 years. Then again though, if the lover dies, then somewhere a family has lost their daughter.

Its hard, but I guess I'd have to say I'd save the lover.



ANYWAY! LETS BRIGHTEN THINGS UP A BIT

If you could have your dream job, even if it's not really a job or even if it's not something physically possible, what would it be?

my answer:

International assassin. I'd get to travel and do what makes me happiest while being paid for it.

Question:

If you could be any "real" animal. Which would it be?

I'd be a house cat in a loving home. That'd just be smurfing paradise.

And my dream job would be cat herder. Totally frustrating, but success would be such a woot! moment.

I'm sorry I don't have any questions to offer.

If you could ask any question, and whoever wanted to could answer it, what would you ask?

Are you ready for some great gruebeard lovin'?

I think the best answer to that is "I'm as ready as I'll ever be"

You find a magic fish that will grant you three wishes! What do you wish for?

a kitchen with modern appliances
some bread crumbs
the magic fish to taste great when breaded and baked

Somebody has kicked you out of bed for eating crackers. How do you get revenge?

I've already had my crackers, so I'm happy. Don't need revenge.

Which celebrity would you smurf, and how? (please don't define "smurf" in your answer)

Paul McCartney. Very slowly.

What happens if I accidentally coke bottle?

Vytamindi said:

Paul McCartney. Very slowly.

What happens if I accidentally coke bottle?

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Vytamindi = calleja alt.

Vytamindi said:

Paul McCartney. Very slowly.

What happens if I accidentally coke bottle?

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Please elaborate "accidentally coke bottle" a bit further.

I think if you accidentally coke bottle, you've overdosed on about a bottle's worth of coke.


What is best in life?

The best in life is being a memory for another person.

What would you do if the most important thing to you was suddenly gone?

Pojodan said:

What would you do if the most important thing to you was suddenly gone?

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I'd just woo a new lover.

If you were a mod here, which threads would you merge just for the smurf of merging threads?

The Creepy Images thread and the Good Cosplay thread

If you were a mod in real life, what creatures would you merge for the smurf of merging creatures?

A giraffe and a dung beetle. Funny times ensue. Then I would merge that with Courtney Love... and shoot it.

If you were stranded on a deserted island and could choose one thing to eat for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Pizza. Not my favorite food, but I never get tired of it.
If you could only get one tv station, which would you choose? (you cant watch tv shows on dvd or the internet)

Whatever station shows the most porn.

If you could have appeared in, or played some role in any movie or Tv show, what show or movie would you be in and what would your character be like?

I played Joy in an excerpt from Shadowlands when I was in high school. I think I did ok. It would be fun to take another stab at it. Also, if there was ever a film for A Little Night Music, and I was old enough, I'd totally try and play the grandmother. I love the song Liaisons. Really, any smart-assed old women from a musical... those are the roles I was meant to play. I was a mean Bloody Mary in South Pacific, too. ^_^

Would you let go of your best talent in order to become really good at something else you're interested in? Example: Say you're an excellent writer, but you wish you know how to play violin (and you're not good with music). If you were given the chance, would you give up your ability to write in order to play violin beautifully.

Yes, in a heartbeat. For piano, guitar, dancing, drawing, or writing. Of course, I don't actually have any talent, so that's a problem there.

When can I tap that?

Never.

What it is?

It is balloons.

If you could punch one person, no consequences, who would it be?

That dude who cut in line yesterday.

Who wants a HUG!?

I do, I do! I need one, actually. This week's been almost completely hugless.

If you could never get colds again but also never get hugged again, would you? (not me )

/HUG

Heck no. I don't mind a sniffle. Though I've only been hugged by my father and my neighbour, this week :-(

If a tree falls on a mime in a forest with no-one to see it, is it still funny?

Mimes getting injured is always hilarious. (Also, ty Gusto ^_^)

Would you give up talking on the phone or texting first?

If it were up to me I would never speak on the phone again.

If Gusto doesn't ask a question, should I still answer him?

*high five* Yes, you should, Bubs. Twice, in fact.

So here's a question: Do you think anyone besides the 3 of us will post in this thread within the hour?

Not hypothetical, but yes, someone else will. I'm guessing..... Steiny.

If he doesn't make a thread about something random like french toast or otters first.

Oh man.

I just got the idea for the best thread.

Yes, I think Gusto is right. Steiny, or possibly Poj.
And stop ninja'ing me! :-P

Is Cajun as hot as I think she is?

Bubble181 said:

Yes, I think Gusto is right. Steiny, or possibly Poj.
And stop ninja'ing me! :-P

Is Cajun as hot as I think she is?

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This is a dangerous question.

I'm gonna say no, because you think she is an UNGODLY amount of hot.

It's true. I'm merely Godly.

True that. Still, I think she really is.

Does she know full well how cute she looks, or is her innocence part of her cute?

NEW QUESTION:

What the hell, Bubble?

Let's all just calm down with some French Toast.

Or a delicious otter!

:waah:

What, I'm the only one who thinks so? Oh, fine :waah:


Also, yummy, otter. Tastes like mouse, but bigger.

Would you rather never have to use the toilet again, or never have to sleep again. You could do either one if you take some kind of pleasure in it, but you don't NEED to.

OMG I would save so much money on toilet paper! I would rather not use the toilet again. I would not miss it.

What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

Vytamindi said:

OMG I would save so much money on toilet paper! I would rather not use the toilet again. I would not miss it.

What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

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Probably go to the store. They're not terribly expensive.

If you could erase one event from your past, so that it never happened, what would it be?

Soliloquy;258608][quote=Vytamindi said:

OMG I would save so much money on toilet paper! I would rather not use the toilet again. I would not miss it.

What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?

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Probably go to the store. They're not terribly expensive.

If you could erase one event from your past, so that it never happened, what would it be?[/QUOTE]


It would either be deciding to not the the IB program at my high school, or sticking with the cello even though I didn't like my orchestra teacher.


If you could instantly change your body in any one way, what would you do?