I can't sleep

[WolfOfOdin]

The first reason why is because I keep having a recurring nightmare, wherein giant ants with Avril lavigne's head start devouring pandas in a zoo. It's frightening in context.

Secondly, i have my midterm in criminal law tomorrow and I'm scared shitless of it.

Either way, please help me sleep

 

[bhamv3]

Gorge yourself silly on food. I always feel drowsy after eating.

 

[Hylian]

Watch a documentary on TV. But make sure it's one that is just interesting enough so you don;t change the channel but not interesting enough for you to get more awake.

 

[Calleja]

The only thing that gets me to sleep besides actual prescription medication is a joint. 25 years with insomnia and all it took was a nice little plant.

 

[Kitty Sinatra]

Shoot yourself in the head. That should put your lights out.








. . . wait. Don't do that. There's too much chance you won't wake up in time for that test.

 

[David]

Your nightmares are comming true!

 

[North_Ranger]

There's a solution... imagine the Avril Lavigne-headed ants WITHOUT PANTS.

No wait, that's even scarier.

 

[Dusty668]

4:19 am a car parked out front started having car alarm go off every few minutes, now 5:34, still going on. time to get ready for work, I feel for ya.