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Totally thought they'd work it out and get back together.

Ahh, Kimberly Conrad. I remember her. Yeah, she was a hottie. But as the saying goes, why buy the cow when you have complete, unfettered, unlimited access to the entire dairy for free?

Wait wait wait...

Hef's MARRIED???

She got too old for him.

Yes Married for about 20 years, and separated for at least 10 of those.

Hefner, who is currently dating Playmates Crystal Harris, 23, and twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, 19.

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Dammit. I want to be Hugh Hefner.

Bubble181 said:

Hefner, who is currently dating Playmates Crystal Harris, 23, and twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, 19.

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Dammit. I want to be Hugh Hefner.

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To do that, you must kill him and consume the organ related to the attribute you wish to emulate.

Yeah.

Simfers said:

To do that, you must kill him and consume the organ related to the attribute you wish to emulate.

Yeah.

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That's a myth sure didn't pan out, let me tell ya.

Well, there's a kick in the metaphorical nuts... Bubbles' hopes dashed on the rocks of reality...:waah:

Huh.

The old guy who lives in a huge-ass mansion with a steady supply of beautiful women (and twins, apparently), and likely buys the majority of Viagra west of the Mississippi, can't keep a marriage together.

...

What? Did you expect me to be surprised?

Bubble181 said:

Hefner, who is currently dating Playmates Crystal Harris, 23, and twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, 19.

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Dammit. I want to be Hugh Hefner.

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Just so we know who we're talking about here- attached are Ms Harris and the twins. And the two sisters.

GasBandit;252201][quote=Bubble181 said:

Hefner, who is currently dating Playmates Crystal Harris, 23, and twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, 19.

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Dammit. I want to be Hugh Hefner.

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Just so we know who we're talking about here- attached are Ms Harris and the twins. And the two sisters.[/QUOTE]

*CRACK!*

OW OW OW OW OW OW!!

God... damned... low... table...

North_Ranger;252203][quote=GasBandit;252201][quote=Bubble181 said:

Hefner, who is currently dating Playmates Crystal Harris, 23, and twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, 19.

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Dammit. I want to be Hugh Hefner.

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Just so we know who we're talking about here- attached are Ms Harris and the twins. And the two sisters.[/QUOTE]

*CRACK!*

OW OW OW OW OW OW!!

God... damned... low... table...[/QUOTE]

If only that was the table that cracked.

So, they stayed married "for the kids" while openly being involved in other relationships.

Cajungal said:

So, they stayed married "for the kids" while openly being involved in other relationships.

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that confuse me too.

North_Ranger;252203][quote=GasBandit;252201][quote=Bubble181 said:

Hefner, who is currently dating Playmates Crystal Harris, 23, and twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon, 19.

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Dammit. I want to be Hugh Hefner.

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Just so we know who we're talking about here- attached are Ms Harris and the twins. And the two sisters.[/QUOTE]

*CRACK!*

OW OW OW OW OW OW!!

God... damned... low... table...[/QUOTE]

Dude, that's why you drill a hole in the table in front of your pc.

Also, he can keep mrs Harris, I'll settle for the other two.

Man! If those two crazy kids can't make it who can?

Chibibar;252279][quote=Cajungal said:

So, they stayed married "for the kids" while openly being involved in other relationships.

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that confuse me too.[/QUOTE]

Seriously. If he wants to bang lots of young women with his wrinkly old thing that's fine. But does it really affect the children's life to legally stay married and still fool around outside of it?

Cajungal said:

Seriously. If he wants to bang lots of young women with his wrinkly old thing that's fine. But does it really affect the children's life to legally stay married and still fool around outside of it?

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divorce could permanently ruin their perception of adult relationships

Allen said:

Seriously. If he wants to bang lots of young women with his wrinkly old thing that's fine. But does it really affect the children's life to legally stay married and still fool around outside of it?

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divorce could permanently ruin their perception of adult relationships[/QUOTE]

What was I thinking?

I can tell you what you weren't thinking: about the children

Allen said:

I can tell you what you weren't thinking: about the children

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:waah: I'M NOT FIT TO EDUCATE

I'm sure you can teach them about computers or math or something. That is like, the exact opposite of having a relationship

Allen said:

I'm sure you can teach them about computers or math or something. That is like, the exact opposite of having a relationship

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Maybe sex ed like in "Monty Python's the Meaning of Life".

Dave;252466][quote=Allen said:

I'm sure you can teach them about computers or math or something. That is like, the exact opposite of having a relationship

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Maybe sex ed like in "Monty Python's the Meaning of Life".[/QUOTE]

No thanks. I'm a John Cleese fan, but I'm not so sure I'd do him. I'm only about.... 40% sure I MIGHT.... just for the story, of course.

"As you can see, the penis is more or less erect."

Dave said:

"As you can see, the penis is more or less erect."

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"Please stand when my wife enters the room."

"pay attention, this is very important"