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Mar 21, 2011#1

Calleja

I LOVE THIS WOMAN!

That's right, Morphine and I are a thing now.

So back off mouth breathers! She's mine :awesome:

Mar 21, 2011#2

Cheesy1

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mar 21, 2011#3

Morphine

He's right.
I love his crazy ass.

Mar 22, 2011#4

Gusto

Well we were there for all the important moments.

I always knew you kids would make it.

Mar 22, 2011#5

Tress

Sheeet, I didn't know this was a dating sight. Why didn't anyone tell me?

Mar 22, 2011#6

Adammon

Let me be the first to say, "garbbledyfunkpaloo!"

Also about time.

Mar 22, 2011#7

Krisken

Congrats you two. Calleja, now you have someone to fend off the WoaCA at the local Starbucks.

Mar 22, 2011#8

linglingface

Awww forum lurve! <3

Mar 22, 2011#9

Bumble the Boy Wonder

This thread pleases me

Mar 22, 2011#10

Ravenpoe

Morphine said:
He's right.
I love his crazy ass.

Homewrecker! Susan's mine!

Mar 22, 2011#11

Jay

Did you meet at Starbucks?

Mar 22, 2011#12

Ravenpoe

It looks like they met on the elemental plane of yellow.

The yellomental plane, if you will.

Mar 22, 2011#13

Wasabi Poptart

About time! ^5

Mar 22, 2011#14

Silver Jelly

What a twist! Just like in a telenovela!

Mar 22, 2011#15

Math242

took you long enough

Mar 22, 2011#16

Baerdog

Silver Jelly said:
What a twist! Just like in a telenovela!

Next week they'll learn that they are long lost fraternal twins!

Mar 22, 2011#17

figmentPez

Tress said:
Sheeet, I didn't know this was a dating sight. Why didn't anyone tell me?

We thought you knew. Dave has made a big announcement about it every time XenForo updates it's matching algorithms. The 1,000 question profiling quiz is a little intrusive, though. I have no idea how my social security number and mother's maiden name fit into finding my perfect match, but who am I to question science? I know it'll pay off when the system finds me the girl of my dreams.

Mar 22, 2011#18

Zappit

Congrats, guys.

Mar 22, 2011#19

Mathias

It was love at Frosty Susan.

Mar 22, 2011#20

HCGLNS

Weird, I totally had Calleja/GreenLantern and Gusto/Morphine in my Halforums hookup pool. Better get my twitterpated sensors checked.

Good luck you two!

Mar 22, 2011#21

Dave

Congrats, you two!

Yet another bald headed dude off the market for the ladies!

Mar 22, 2011#22

Gusto

HCGLNS said:
Weird, I totally had Calleja/GreenLantern and Gusto/Morphine in my Halforums hookup pool.

Me too.

Mar 22, 2011#23

Espy

Alright Mex, just as long as the dame knows that when you go out to fight crime as part of the crime-fighting due, "Mex and the Baby, Now on CBS!", things get dangerous and you might not make it home one of these nights.

Not because you got killed by those Columbian drug runners whose boat house we smashed through with our speed boat but because we had WAY to much to drink afterwords and you crashed at my place.

Mar 22, 2011#24

Krisken

Gusto is the saddest meatball in the world.

Mar 22, 2011#25

ThatNickGuy

So, she got the whole enchilada then, eh?

Mar 22, 2011#26

Gusto

Meatball!?

Mar 22, 2011#27

Hylian

Congrats to both of you

Mar 22, 2011#28

Calleja

Krisken said:
Congrats you two. Calleja, now you have someone to fend off the WoaCA at the local Starbucks.

What the hell is a WoaCA? :confused:

Jay said:
Did you meet at Starbucks?

No, we met at... uh.. Twitter, actually <_<

Ravenpoe said:
It looks like they met on the elemental plane of yellow.

The yellomental plane, if you will.

SIMPSONS DID IT!!

Also... SUCK IT GUSTO!

Thanks to everyone else... to be honest although it was a longish time coming, neither of us expected it to happen so fast, it kinda took us by surprise. It's gonna be a bit tough with the long distance and all, but we're committed to giving it a good chance.
Added at: 11:06

Dave said:
Congrats, you two!

Yet another bald headed dude off the market for the ladies!

Wait wait wait wait WAIT!..... this means I'm off the market?! I have to be monogamous?? FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU :Leyla:

Mar 22, 2011#29

Morphine

Calleja said:
Wait wait wait wait WAIT!..... this means I'm off the market?! I have to be monogamous?? FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

Where exactly would you like me to stamp my foot? Your balls or your ass? ¬¬

Mar 22, 2011#30

Calleja

ASS!! ASS, always ASS!! *protects his misters*

Mar 22, 2011#31

Morphine

Dave said:
Congrats, you two!

Yet another bald headed dude off the market for the ladies!

They can see but they can't touch u_u

Hylian said:
Congrats to both of you

Thanks n_n

It's a crazy ride, but it's worth it.

Mar 22, 2011#32

Krisken

Calleja said:
What the hell is a WoaCA?

Woman of a Certain Age. It was a cougar reference without being too obvious.

Added at: 12:18

Gusto said:
Meatball!?

That thing doesn't look like a crying meatball with a stick figure body to you?

Mar 22, 2011#33

Null

It's about time!

Mar 22, 2011#34

Calleja

Why is everyone saying it's about time!? We barely even interacted on the boards! :aaah:

Mar 22, 2011#35

Null

Calleja said:
Why is everyone saying it's about time!? We barely even interacted on the boards!

There was a definitely noticable though unmentioned chemistry.

Mar 22, 2011#36

Cheesy1

You best treat her right, boy! Or I'm gonna have send Mr. Willis after you!:

Wait, you'll like that. Fuck!

Mar 22, 2011#37

Calleja

Null said:
There was a definitely noticable though unmentioned chemistry.

Well, we were already having sex, does that count?

*runs from Morphine's steel-pointed shoes*

Mar 22, 2011#38

Morphine

Balls. This time you don't get to choose.

*chases him*

Mar 22, 2011#39

Jay

Real Picture > Avatar Picture Morphine.

think about the ratings!

Mar 22, 2011#40

Gusto

Calleja said:
Also... SUCK IT GUSTO!

Thanks to everyone else.

What!?

Was I not one of the first to offer congratulations?

Mar 22, 2011#41

Morphine

Gusto said:
What!?

Was I not one of the first to offer congratulations?

As if you didn't know him.
Don't pay attention, thanks for the congrats n_n

Mar 22, 2011#42

Azurephoenix

Haha... I knew it!

Nicely done Calleja!

Mar 22, 2011#43

Gusto

Morphine said:
As if you didn't know him.
Don't pay attention, thanks for the congrats n_n

I just feel like I'm being made out as the Baxter here.

Mar 22, 2011#44

Allen who is Quiet

Gusto, if it's any consolation, because you linked to tv tropes, I love you.

Mar 22, 2011#45

Gusto

I ave an announcement to make.

Allen and I are official.

Mar 22, 2011#46

Piotyr

Gusto said:
I just feel like I'm being made out as the Baxter here.

I'll be back to the forums in an hour or so...

Mar 22, 2011#47

Calleja

Gusto said:
I just feel like I'm being made out as the Baxter here.

Oh, you wish. By your own link, the Baxter dated the girl before... you didn't, so I guess that makes you Loser Guy.

*Chandler Bing Dance* (where's that dancing/celebrating emoticon!?)

Mar 22, 2011#48

Morphine

I will smash the faces of anyone who tries to steal my thunder in this thread u_u

p.s.: I love you n_n

Mar 22, 2011#49

sixpackshaker

Congratulations anyways...

Mar 22, 2011#50

North_Ranger

Many congratulations, you two. We will, however, demand lovey-dovey pictures every now and then from now on.

Just out of academic curiosity, who made the first move?

Also, Morphine, don't bruise anything you might need later on. Go for the pancreas.

Mar 22, 2011#51

Morphine

North_Ranger said:
Many congratulations, you two. We will, however, demand lovey-dovey pictures every now and then from now on.

Just out of academic curiosity, who made the first move? Also, Morphine, don't bruise anything you might need later on. Go for the pancreas.

The moves were funny. But it was him, I guess. I'm kind of a wuss.

Mar 22, 2011#52

Chibibar

gee. took long enough

Mar 22, 2011#53

Chippy

well looks like i won't be sending calleja those dick picks like i planned

Mar 22, 2011#54

Null

Chippy said:
well looks like i won't be sending calleja those dick picks like i planned

I thought SJ called dibs on those.

Mar 22, 2011#55

Silver Jelly

I called dibs on all pics. everywhere.

Mar 22, 2011#56

HCGLNS

To honour this new lovingship I had tacos tonight. The finest flat shelled corn taco's filled with the driest of browned ground beef, topped with delicious Ontario cheddar aged to a perfect seven years, topped with the freshest of onions grown in the beautiful valleys of Argentina and topped off with a delightful assortment of diced stuffed olives from the fine fields of Iraq.

Mar 22, 2011#57

Morphine

Shame on you, HCGLNS u_u

Mar 22, 2011#58

Wasabi Poptart

At least he didn't get a burrito from Taco Bell.

Mar 22, 2011#59

figmentPez

Wasabi Poptart said:
At least he didn't get a burrito from Taco Bell.

People get shot over stuff like that.

Mar 22, 2011#60

HCGLNS

I've never actually eaten at Taco Bell. I make my own awesome Mexican food at home. It was greatishly delicious.

Now I'm have another one litre gin and tonic. I've got some Añejo tequila downstairs that I could toast them with but I think I will save that for their wedding announcement.

Mar 22, 2011#61

North_Ranger

Eh, I'll celebrate just by giving you a "Saludos". If I start eating Mexican food, the next horrific disaster after Fukushima will be my... ahem... loo.

Mar 22, 2011#62

Officer_Charon

Congratulations, y'all! Like others here, I kinda got something like a vibe off of y'all from your previous photos together. Nice to see that it wasn't misguided.

Mar 22, 2011#63

Calleja

Morphine said:
The moves were funny. But it was him, I guess. I'm kind of a wuss.

What? LIES! She was throwing herself at me! I just... let her.

What can I say, she activated the monogamy switch, which after almost 3 years I thought was rusted in the OFF position.

Mar 22, 2011#64

Vagabond

Time to put another notch in the ol' forum shipping wall.

Mar 23, 2011#65

Calleja

Shipping wall?

Are we like.... delivering stuff now? <_<

Mar 23, 2011#66

Ravenpoe

Our primary export is SEXY

Mar 23, 2011#67

sixpackshaker

If we ship out all of our Sexy, who would bring Sexy back?

Mar 23, 2011#68

Chippy

ya'll get a new supply whenever I post

Mar 23, 2011#69

Calleja

Well, you definitely IMPORT Sexy too, cause Morphine is here, amirite?

(shut up, I need the brownie points)

Mar 23, 2011#70

Cajungal

*happy dance* Congrats!

Mar 24, 2011#71

SpecialKO

Calleja said:
Well, you definitely IMPORT Sexy too, cause Morphine is here, amirite?

(shut up, I need the brownie points)

It's kinda d'awwww actually.

Congrats, you two crazy kids.

Mar 24, 2011#72

Dave

Sexy is floating....WEST OF ACAPULCO!!

Mar 24, 2011#73

Thread Necromancer

I feel obligated to post in this thread and send my warmest wishes to the happy couple.

... though i feel a slight pain of loss as my Mex brother from another mother is leaving us in the realm of promiscuity.

Mar 24, 2011#74

Mathias

I'm looking forward to the juicy drama when they break up... :popcorn:

Mar 24, 2011#75

Morphine

Thank you for your good wishes, people : )
Added at: 15:47
Ok, I wrote that before I read mathias, I take it back u_u

Mar 24, 2011#76

Mathias

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Mar 24, 2011#77

Azurephoenix

This is why we can't have nice things...

Mar 24, 2011#78

Calleja

It's ok, when we break up you guys get me in the divorce and probably will never see her again.

HAHA YOU BASTARDS LOSE EITHER WAY!

Mar 24, 2011#79

Gusto

Nice self esteem bro.

Mar 24, 2011#80

Azurephoenix

Calleja said:
It's ok, when we break up you guys get me in the divorce and probably will never see her again.

HAHA YOU BASTARDS LOSE EITHER WAY!

Can't we have a vote on it?

I demand input!!!

Mar 24, 2011#81

Calleja

No, sorry, I'm Old Guard, I named this place, I've been around for like 6 years, you're stuck with me. If she really screws me over, though, I might be convinced to post dirty secrets and stuff, though :whistling:

Added at: 15:44
Wait, when did the Image forums come up? Has it been 6 years?

Mar 24, 2011#82

Hylian

"You disgust me....go on

Mar 24, 2011#83

North_Ranger

Dude, stop shooting yourself in the foot, she can see you.

In all honesty, though, I'm of the mind that it would be a loss for this forum to lose either of you.

Mar 24, 2011#84

Morphine

...and that's why you've always been one of my favorites, NR. n_n

Don't worry, even after the divorce I'll still come around to show you the jewels I'll buy with Calleja's money.

Mar 24, 2011#85

Gusto

Seems to me you two shouldn't be preparing for these contingencies in earnest.

Mar 24, 2011#86

Morphine

Oh Gusto, c'mon, we're kidding. We kid around sometimes, you know?

Mar 24, 2011#87

Adammon

Yes, instead you should be preparing for the contingencies sarcastically!

Mar 24, 2011#88

Gusto

I just want mommy and daddy to stop fighting.

Mar 24, 2011#89

Adammon

Gusto said:
I just want mommy and daddy to stop fighting.

Disturbing on several levels, Baxter.

Mar 24, 2011#90

Null

So, you too are gonna get married on an island west of Acapulco?

Mar 24, 2011#91

Cajungal

Gusto said:
I just want mommy and daddy to stop fighting.

D'aww come on, little Kevin. I'll make you some hot chocolate and blare Power Rangers so you don't have to hear.

Mar 25, 2011#92

Calleja

You'll all be laughing with me when I pull a Peter Coffin and it turns out Morphine is a made up character I created and interacted publicly with to seem cool, right?

RIGHT?

Mar 25, 2011#93

sixpackshaker

Then you would have to hand over the link to all the original photos...

Mar 25, 2011#94

Azurephoenix

Calleja said:
Wait, when did the Image forums come up? Has it been 6 years?

Longer than I like to admit...

Oh well... being stuck with you isn't so bad...

Mar 25, 2011#95

HowDroll

So... when can I come visit you two?

Mar 25, 2011#96

Morphine

HowDroll said:
So... when can I come visit you two?

Whenever you want, hun n_n

Mar 25, 2011#97

HowDroll

Morphine said:
Whenever you want, hun n_n

Lovely. I'll bring some wine.

Mar 25, 2011#98

Cheesy1

Mar 25, 2011#99

Ravenpoe

HowDroll said:
Lovely. I'll bring some wine.

Calleja, I'm sending you a video camera.

You know what you must do.

Mar 25, 2011#100

Morphine

Ravenpoe said:
Calleja, I'm sending you a video camera.

You know what you must do.

keep it in its box, that's what. u_u

Mar 25, 2011#101

Allen who is Quiet

Are you sure you want that camera in a box?

Mar 25, 2011#102

figmentPez

Morphine said:
keep it in its box, that's what. u_u

Awww, I was hoping you'd make a vlog where the three of you ate authentic tacos and said derisive things about cheddar.

Mar 25, 2011#103

Morphine

That is... tempting :confused:

Mar 25, 2011#104

Baerdog

Would you like it in a box?
Would you like it with a fox?

Mar 29, 2011#105

Calleja

STOP RUINING MY THREESOME CHANCES YOU COCK BLOCKING BABOONS!

Mar 30, 2011#106

Silver Jelly

Calleja said:
Why is everyone saying it's about time!? We barely even interacted on the boards!

Just for the record, the other day I told Tegid, who has been missing from the forums for more or less a month "hey, you know what? Calleja and Morphine are now a couple!"
His answer was "Well, duh. Of course they are."

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