I have an announcement to make

[SpecialKO]

Well, you definitely IMPORT Sexy too, cause Morphine is here, amirite?

(shut up, I need the brownie points)

It's kinda d'awwww actually.

Congrats, you two crazy kids.

 

[Dave]

Sexy is floating....WEST OF ACAPULCO!!

 

[Thread Necromancer]

I feel obligated to post in this thread and send my warmest wishes to the happy couple.

... though i feel a slight pain of loss as my Mex brother from another mother is leaving us in the realm of promiscuity.

 

[Mathias]

I'm looking forward to the juicy drama when they break up...

 

[Morphine]

Thank you for your good wishes, people : )
Added at: 15:47
Ok, I wrote that before I read mathias, I take it back u_u

 

[Mathias]

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[Azurephoenix]

This is why we can't have nice things...

 

[Calleja]

It's ok, when we break up you guys get me in the divorce and probably will never see her again.

HAHA YOU BASTARDS LOSE EITHER WAY!

 

[Gusto]

Nice self esteem bro.

 

[Azurephoenix]

It's ok, when we break up you guys get me in the divorce and probably will never see her again.

HAHA YOU BASTARDS LOSE EITHER WAY!

Can't we have a vote on it? I demand input!!!

 

[Calleja]

No, sorry, I'm Old Guard, I named this place, I've been around for like 6 years, you're stuck with me. If she really screws me over, though, I might be convinced to post dirty secrets and stuff, though
Added at: 15:44
Wait, when did the Image forums come up? Has it been 6 years?

 

[Hylian]

"You disgust me....go on

 

[North_Ranger]

Dude, stop shooting yourself in the foot, she can see you.

In all honesty, though, I'm of the mind that it would be a loss for this forum to lose either of you.

 

[Morphine]

...and that's why you've always been one of my favorites, NR. n_n

Don't worry, even after the divorce I'll still come around to show you the jewels I'll buy with Calleja's money.

 

[Gusto]

Seems to me you two shouldn't be preparing for these contingencies in earnest.

 

[Morphine]

Oh Gusto, c'mon, we're kidding. We kid around sometimes, you know?

 

[Adam]

Yes, instead you should be preparing for the contingencies sarcastically!

 

[Gusto]

I just want mommy and daddy to stop fighting.

 

[Adam]

I just want mommy and daddy to stop fighting.

Disturbing on several levels, Baxter.

 

[Null]

So, you too are gonna get married on an island west of Acapulco?

 

[Cajungal]

I just want mommy and daddy to stop fighting.

D'aww come on, little Kevin. I'll make you some hot chocolate and blare Power Rangers so you don't have to hear.

 

[Calleja]

You'll all be laughing with me when I pull a Peter Coffin and it turns out Morphine is a made up character I created and interacted publicly with to seem cool, right?

RIGHT?

 

[sixpackshaker]

Then you would have to hand over the link to all the original photos...

 

[Azurephoenix]

Wait, when did the Image forums come up? Has it been 6 years?

Longer than I like to admit...

Oh well... being stuck with you isn't so bad...

 

[HowDroll]

So... when can I come visit you two?

 

[Morphine]

So... when can I come visit you two?

Whenever you want, hun n_n

 

[HowDroll]

Whenever you want, hun n_n

Lovely. I'll bring some wine.

 

[Cheesy1]

 

[Ravenpoe]

Lovely. I'll bring some wine.

Calleja, I'm sending you a video camera.

You know what you must do.

 

[Morphine]

Calleja, I'm sending you a video camera.

You know what you must do.

keep it in its box, that's what. u_u

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Are you sure you want that camera in a box?

 

[figmentPez]

keep it in its box, that's what. u_u

Awww, I was hoping you'd make a vlog where the three of you ate authentic tacos and said derisive things about cheddar.

 

[Morphine]

That is... tempting

 

[Baerdog]

Would you like it in a box?
Would you like it with a fox?

 

[Calleja]

STOP RUINING MY THREESOME CHANCES YOU COCK BLOCKING BABOONS!