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I love The Onion.

Nov 4, 2009#1

BananaHands

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/victim_in_fatal_car_accident

Hah!

Nov 4, 2009#2

ElJuski

I fucking hate your stupid face.

<3

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And I hate Glenn Beck

Nov 4, 2009#3

Krisken

Two of my favorites is still the Ninja Parade and the Ironman Trailer to be Made into Full Length Movie. Those cracked me up.

Nov 4, 2009#4

ElJuski

Don't forget "Americans vow not to masturbate on 9/11!"

Nov 4, 2009#5

Gusto

ElJuski said:
Don't forget "Americans vow not to masturbate on 9/11!"

"There is literally nothing on the planet that can stop me from masturbating."

Nov 4, 2009#6

The Lovely Boehner

I can pick up a physical paper copy of The Onion at most places

Nov 4, 2009#7

fade

This one had me rolling: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/manufacturer_recalls_hollow_point

Also the blurb at the end: "New penis enlargement pill works by making non-penis body parts smaller."

Nov 5, 2009#8

Gurpel

fade said:
This one had me rolling: http://www.theonion.com/content/video/manufacturer_recalls_hollow_point

Also the blurb at the end: \"New penis enlargement pill works by making non-penis body parts smaller.\"

i love the onion but i am not sure how they managed to mix up hollow point bullets with frangible ones...

Nov 9, 2009#9

SpecialKO

This is my favorite one, 'cause I do a fair amount of traveling.

Prague's Franz Kafka Airport Named "Most Alienating"

Nov 9, 2009#10

ElJuski

Charlie Dont Surf said:
I can pick up a physical paper copy of The Onion at most places

Considering their biggest offices are in Chicago and Madison, if I'm ever in the city I can too. The bums sell them to you!

Nov 9, 2009#11

Shegokigo

Glenn who?

Nov 9, 2009#12

Silver Jelly

When I discovered the Onion had videos online, I spammed my facebook for a few weeks...

Nov 9, 2009#13

Qonas

The Onion friggin' RULES.

Brett Favre Avenges Storied 16-Year Career With Packers

GREEN BAY, WI—Brett Favre beat the Green Bay Packers on Sunday for the second time this season, his decisive 38-26 victory exacting some small measure of revenge for the adulation and hero worship heaped upon him by the city of Green Bay and the entire state of Wisconsin for the better part of two decades. \"It feels good to finally get retribution from the team that gave me my first chance to start, believed in me despite the pitfalls of my early career, and ensured I will be a first-ballot Hall of Famer,\" Favre said at a postgame press conference. \"And to do it in front of those fans, who unconditionally loved me through thick and thin while I struggled with a Vicodin addiction and disastrous interceptions, just made it that much sweeter. Sixteen long years of devotion, and they're finally getting what they deserve.\" Favre mentioned that when he does retire, he is looking forward to \"really sticking it\" to the wife and daughters whose loving presence has been the one constant during his playing career.

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