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For months I warned you. Every time you saw a post by me, at the bottom of my signature, there was a link and a promise (not just a threat). Define your chosen alternate reality, or I will. Well, some of you didn't believe me, apparently. I've been lenient. I've been nice. I've been more than forgiving.

Ok, truth is, I've just been busy.

But now I've found time. And I have "enhanced" the information about many of our halforums users on the wiki. Only those that couldn't be bothered to enter any information about themselves at all. If you don't like how I've defined you, you may want to define yourself. Or I might "enhance" further.

Some of you might not even HAVE a page for your name. You poor pitiful bastards. Don't you realize how easy it is to make one? Just make sure you tag it "user."

So who got the special treatment? Head on over to the halforums wiki and find out.

Define your chosen alternate reality. OR ELSE I WILL.

Some people are not notable enough for a page.

You cannot enhance nothingness.

Although, perhaps inaction is also a definition.

I've actually never been to the wiki until clicking the link there just now.

Same.

Maybe my next project will be to start "defining" those who don't have a page. In my own inimitable fashion, of course.

There, I'm defined.

Eheh. I'm not there. I really have nothing to say for myself either.

LittleSin said:

Eheh. I'm not there. I really have nothing to say for myself either.

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Consider yourself warned.

I feel my entry is more than sufficient.

A whatki? What are all you new-age techno kids goin' on about?

My page remains awesome. Just like me.

:toocool:

I've been staring at this screen for ten minutes. I have NOTHING to say about myself.

Have at me guys. If I really hate what you have to say I'll edit it....I just can't be witty when writing about myself.

Yeah GasBandit, hit me with your best shot. It's probably more interesting than what I have to say about myself, anyway.

Wahad said:

Yeah GasBandit, hit me with your best shot. It's probably more interesting than what I have to say about myself, anyway.

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This. Have at it, good buddy.

I don't even know how to edit.

EDIT: BUT I DO NOW. DUN DUN DUN.

What was written for me is apt. I don't see a need to change it.

oh that can change!

Hm. My page definitely needs upgrading.

Will do it later.

LittleSin said:

I've been staring at this screen for ten minutes. I have NOTHING to say about myself.

Have at me guys. If I really hate what you have to say I'll edit it....I just can't be witty when writing about myself.

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Littlesin: Thinks Superking/CrimsonSoul is a stupid douche.

How's that?

Shegokigo;384808][QUOTE=LittleSin said:

I've been staring at this screen for ten minutes. I have NOTHING to say about myself.

Have at me guys. If I really hate what you have to say I'll edit it....I just can't be witty when writing about myself.

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Littlesin: Thinks Superking/CrimsonSoul is a stupid douche.


How's that?[/QUOTE]

Is he the one that insinuated my weight may be too much for that cool scooter thing?

Well there's that reason too I suppose.

I'm amazed at the detailed accuracy that Gas made on my profile. Kudos, sir! I shall change nothing.

Mine still stands pretty accurate.

Mine is accurate.

I didn't realize it was so easy to contribute to. I thought you had to do some complicated sheeeit or what-have-you.

Anyhoo, I added myself and contributed to l33tn00b's page. I might modify what I wrote later, put some links in or whatever.

I see "I warned you" and think of Uma Thurman with a chainsaw.

I'm not interesting enough for a page. I'm OK with that.

I'm actually not Chinese.

*goes to edit*

But the halforum thing was right.

I've been enhanced! I kinda like it, I think I'm going to keep it.

Open the box if you dare, but don't be surprised if the collapsing waveform splashes on you or gets in your eye.

Be even less surprised if the waveform smells like cheetos and owl poop.

fun and dangerous!

Bring the noise and, dare I say it? the funk!

Damn it, like I really need more on my plate at the moment.*sigh* at least what's up there now is amusing.

Thing is, for notable users, there should be reason enough for the community to make a page about them.

Then there's users like me, who are not worth making a page about. It's really not up to oneself whether you're notable or not.

@Null: One might say that you were...



...void.

YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

I was not at all surprised to find I didn't have a page. I really don't post half as much as I once did, back in the days of Image, or even as much as I did in Halfpixel.
Oh well, I made myself a page and all I could think to say about myself was that I don't post very much anymore. I don't know if I've really made much of an impression as an online personality for all you folks.

...I think you're nice.

Muhahahahahahaha.......

My entry is outdated, but still awesome.

checkeredhat said:

I was not at all surprised to find I didn't have a page. I really don't post half as much as I once did, back in the days of Image, or even as much as I did in Halfpixel.
Oh well, I made myself a page and all I could think to say about myself was that I don't post very much anymore. I don't know if I've really made much of an impression as an online personality for all you folks.

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You used to be McPoop!

JACOB McPoop! That alone makes you special.

I thought you were going to update the page with lies?

Funny, I can't remember if I added the thing about ukulele videos or not. Did someone else do that?

By the way, I added a tab at the top linking the Wiki.

I guess I'm not notable enough to have a page made for me. out:

I hate you all! You're not my real parents, you can't tell me what to do! *runs to room and slams door*

*cranks up emo crybaby music* :humph:

You can check the edits/history page sections to see.

I deleted my page. might make a more focused on for my status as an Eve online corp member, but otherwise, meh.

I tried to make mine but couldn't u_u
Probably has everything to do with our IT department from hell that doesn't want us wandering around in such places. The bastards.

Not a call for sympathy, just a self observation. I've practically reverted to lurker status since the switch. I only have brief periods of frenzied posting activity now, during which you must harvest what you can from be, because they are followed by the harsh winter months of my silence which you must endure.


Also, I'm sure we've got more Canadians than that.

I'll take my page as is.

Well, that sort of backfired. Everybody likes their stupid "enhanced truth" pages.

http://halforums.wikidot.com/skinny-santa I wiki therefore I am.

And Gas if you wanted people to edit their pages you should just put something along the lines of, Shego believes that "insert political stuff here" etc...

I didn't have one. So I made one up

The only person whose ever edited my page besides me was Seej.

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Come to think of it, my Moderator status has never been indicated on my page...

*keeps waiting to see what Gas can do*

Dave;384955][QUOTE=checkeredhat said:

I was not at all surprised to find I didn't have a page. I really don't post half as much as I once did, back in the days of Image, or even as much as I did in Halfpixel.
Oh well, I made myself a page and all I could think to say about myself was that I don't post very much anymore. I don't know if I've really made much of an impression as an online personality for all you folks.

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You used to be McPoop!

JACOB McPoop! That alone makes you special.[/QUOTE]

I am shocked and flattered that you remember! Or you read my spiffy new wiki page.

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Cajungal said:

...I think you're nice.

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D'AAAAAAAW.

ITT: Gasbandit's plan to potentially humiliate lazy forumites backfires spectacularly.

I'm going to join the "not interesting enough for a page" club. If you want to write something about me, be my guest. Anything I don't like will naturally be altered by yours truly.

Dusty668 said:

*keeps waiting to see what Gas can do*

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I'm not a cruise ship cover band, I don't do requests and I don't keep a schedule. You'll have to wait until next time my animosity boils over to the point of another attempt at libel that falls on its face, I guess.

Gas I heard you are a huge supporter of Obama's health care plan, also I heard you thought that George W. Bush was the best president ever, is that true? (that should help with the animosity.

Amorous Eyes;385353][QUOTE=Dusty668 said:

*keeps waiting to see what Gas can do*

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ignite?[/QUOTE]

Ruin a romantic moment? Make everyone in an elevator curse your name?

*blink*