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If I were you I would not click this.

#1

GasBandit

GasBandit

I'm recommending this with sincerity. And if you do click this, definitely don't scroll down. And don't keep scrolling down after that.


#2

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Wtf did I just read?


#3

strawman

strawman

I came here to post just that.

For behold, I have clicked it.

I have scrolled.

And I, too, would like to warn away the curious.

...

I'm going to do it again.
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...

Yeah, it still has the same effect if you do it a second time, even if you know it's coming.



#4

Hylian

Hylian

You are to late I already clicked on it yesterday :p


#5



makare

What the?


#6

strawman

strawman

Hylian said:
You are to late I already clicked on it yesterday :p
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HIIIIIIPSTEEEEEEEEER!


#7

GasBandit

GasBandit

Ravenpoe said:
Wtf did I just read?
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Spoiler:
A young girl out walking at night, sees another person ahead of her. But when the person turns back to look at the girl, it is plainly the ravaged corpse of a young woman. "Where... is my... baby?" asks the corpse. The girl, obviously frightened, points and says, "your baby is over there!" and using the distraction turns and tries to get away. She doesn't. The explanation is that the thing searching for its baby... was a woman who jumped off the top of her apartment complex after she lost her child in a custody battle.
. At least that's what some guy in another thread somewhere said.


#8

Fun Size

Fun Size

See, being able to read the words would have helped.


#9

GasBandit

GasBandit

Fun Size said:
See, being able to read the words would have helped.
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For most, even not knowing the specifics, the visuals are enough to convey the general situation.


#10

Emrys

Emrys

I need my nightlight and stuffed dragon now.


#11



makare

It looked like some kind of red streaked contortionist.


#12



Chibibar

I am afraid to click it now.


#13

GasBandit

GasBandit

makare said:
It looked like some kind of red streaked contortionist.
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... yeah, you're definitely not going to survive the zombie apocalypse. Not even like, 5 minutes.

Meanwhile, in makare's neighborhood:



#14



makare

I realize it is supposed to be a zombie but that is the LEAST frightening looking zombie I have ever seen. At least of ones that are supposed to be frightening.


#15

Chippy

Chippy

When I clicked this on reddit, the following scene was along the lines of: "Nope nope nope nope nope" and closing firefox


#16



makare

it looks like someone didnt rinse their hair dye well enough and then went out in the rain


#17

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

The clicking startled the fuck out of me, but I was braced for the second round. It's been a long time since one o' these things got me.


#18

GasBandit

GasBandit

makare said:
it looks like someone didnt rinse their hair dye well enough and then went out in the rain
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And gargled with it and grew a few extra joints in major extremeties.


#19



makare

you pussy


#20

GasBandit

GasBandit

makare said:
you pussy
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Sometimes I wonder how you don't go through life running into stationary objects. You are the living proof that natural selection isn't a sure thing.


#21

Fun Size

Fun Size

As someone who loves him some creepypasta, I felt the images were very effective. I just let myself get distracted wondering what they were talking about, so it took me out of it.
Added at: 19:56
I want to see it animated, especially that first part.


#22

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Right. After changing my shorts, I need someone to hold me.


#23

Frank

Frankie Williamson

Well, now I have to explain to people here at the detachment why I'm dicking around on the internet and why I scream like a young girl.


#24

Fun Size

Fun Size

Okay, fun fact. If you click in the link in chrome with a bunch of adblock, no pop up add ons, it's a nice story.

If you open it in IE without that stuff, it's a whole other ball game.


#25

GasBandit

GasBandit

Fun Size said:
Okay, fun fact. If you click in the link in chrome with a bunch of adblock, no pop up add ons, it's a nice story.

If you open it in IE without that stuff, it's a whole other ball game.
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heh, yeah, noscript probably would ruin it.


#26

Fun Size

Fun Size

It was worth it though. If not for Frankie, I wouldn't have tried it again, but I thought I knew what I was getting. Yeah...no.


#27

LittleSin

LittleSin

Want to click...but can't. I am an easily frightened person. You remember that 'This is my hole' manga that was going around a few years ago?

I couldn't sleep for days after reading that.

'hurrrrrr.....hurrrrr....HURRRRRRR"


#28

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

I'm easily guessing that makare didn't see it with the animation on. That's all I'm saying.

As for me? I found my new avatar.


#29

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

That was meh. I thought you were Rickrolling me into watching Justin Timberlake try to act.


#30

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Hell, it made it into my sig too. I liked it.

No idea for how long, but I'm content.


#31

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Moo!


#32



makare

Yes I saw the animation *sigh*


#33

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Saw this yesterday, scared the bajeebus out of me. I didn't even know I had a bajeebus, and now I don't.


#34

Emrys

Emrys

checkeredhat said:
Saw this yesterday, scared the bajeebus out of me. I didn't even know I had a bajeebus, and now I don't.
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Is that what I found cowering under my couch this morning?


#35

figmentPez

figmentPez

Accidentally read the title of this thread as "If I were you I would not lick this." So, here:



#36



makare

liiiiick it... liiiiick it


#37

drifter

drifter

Must... resist... urge... to crosspost...


#38

Shakey

Shakey

I saw it with the animation on, and I don't see the big deal. All I could think of was how sorry I felt for the poor epileptics that clicked on that link. The animation just gave me a damn headache it was so choppy and annoying.


#39

Frank

Frankie Williamson

You guys are the coolest.


#40

Denbrought

Denbrought

It's not like I'm much hard to scare, but that was disappointingly bland.


#41

Shakey

Shakey

Frankie Williamson said:
You guys are the coolest.
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Meh, maybe it's just how some people see stuff like that. The build up was just too much.


#42

GasBandit

GasBandit

The animation was smooth as silk on mine... maybe some people's browsers can't handle it at full speed.


#43



makare

When I saw it I thought my browser was acting up so I kept trying to get it to do it again. Of course it didn't until I scrolled down but then I figured out what it was supposed to be.


#44

GasBandit

GasBandit

makare said:
When I saw it I thought my browser was acting up so I kept trying to get it to do it again. Of course it didn't until I scrolled down but then I figured out what it was supposed to be.
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So really, the problem here is you saw the zipper on the back of the godzilla suit. That's a pity.


#45



makare

I think the problem is it is a ridiculous anime zombie that is not remotely scary looking.


#46

GasBandit

GasBandit

makare said:
I think the problem is it is a ridiculous anime zombie that is not remotely scary looking.
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Properly animated, a huggy stuffed animal can be scary. Impropery animated, the most nightmarish horror from beyond becomes a bad chuck-e-cheese animatronic.


#47



makare

In this case the animation was perfect so that throws a wrench in your theory. You can be startled by the quick movements of anything but that doesn't make it actually scary. It's like a little boy jumping out from behind a shower curtain and laughing "haha scared you!" no you didn't. being surprised or startled is not the same as actually being afraid.


#48

GasBandit

GasBandit

makare said:
In this case the animation was perfect so that throws a wrench in your theory.
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You just told me it wasn't.


#49



makare

GasBandit said:
You just told me it wasn't.
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Where did I say that? The animation was just right I just thought there was something wrong with my browser when it happened.


#50

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Tried clicking it. Didn't open. Life goes on.


#51

GasBandit

GasBandit

makare said:
Where did I say that? The animation was just right I just thought there was something wrong with my browser when it happened.
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You said you thought there was something wrong with your browser when it happened... if it worked right, it would have been a seamless animation on the page so it wouldn't have looked like something was wrong.


#52



makare

GasBandit said:
You said you thought there was something wrong with your browser when it happened... if it worked right, it would have been a seamless animation on the page so it wouldn't have looked like something was wrong.
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I was reading something nonanimated and then it was suddenly animated so I was thinking wtf was that.

That was what I was referring to. Stop trying to tell me what I meant.


#53

GasBandit

GasBandit

North_Ranger said:
Tried clicking it. Didn't open. Life goes on.
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Hrm. Still opens fine for me... guess Finland is cracking down on Korean startlevids.
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makare said:
I was reading something nonanimated and then it was suddenly animated so I was thinking wtf was that.

That was what I was referring to. Stop trying to tell me what I meant.
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Stop communicating badly and then maybe I won't have to interpolate the signal.


#54



makare

GasBandit said:
Hrm. Still opens fine for me... guess Finland is cracking down on Korean startlevids.
Added at: 11:13

Stop communicating badly and then maybe I won't have to interpolate the signal.
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Not my fault that you assume facts to suit your conclusion. "Hmmm she didn't think it was scary well obviously when she says she thought something was wrong it must mean the animation wasn't working. That explains why she didnt think it was scary. voila."

Yes in this situation you are the kind of guy who says voila.


#55

Emrys

Emrys

:popcorn:


#56

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

That's it. Gasbandit, makare, go to your rooms. You bring every thread to a grinding, agonizing halt.


#57



makare


It's gas's thread he can talk to whoever he wants. If we don't care, fuck off.


#58

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

It really did come off as your browser didn't read the site right, and when you further explain it, it only made it sound that way even more. It wasn't meant to be "frightening to your core" it was a "jump scare". I think you anticipated too much.


#59

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

President Quayle


#60



makare

HCGLNS said:
President Quayle
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also double jointed


#61

strawman

strawman

makare said:
I think the problem is it is a ridiculous anime zombie that is not remotely scary looking.
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It wasn't the animation alone for me, it was the sudden sound along with the animation that got me. I suspect that if I saw the animation alone with no sound, it wouldn't have had quite the impact.

But then, my speakers were probably higher volume than average, as I was previously listening to quiet music.


#62



makare

Shegokigo said:
It really did come off as your browser didn't read the site right, and when you further explain it, it only made it sound that way even more. It wasn't meant to be "frightening to your core" it was a "jump scare". I think you anticipated too much.
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I thought because it was Gas it was either going to be something political or gross.....

Hmm maybe it wasn't working right the only sounds I heard were a clicking and then kind of extended burping sound.


#63

strawman

strawman

makare said:
Hmm maybe it wasn't working right the only sounds I heard were a clicking and then kind of extended burping sound.
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That's pretty much what it sounds like. You are made of stiffer stuff than I...


#64

Frank

Frankie Williamson

Yeah, I had clicked on this, began scrolling down, started talking to my watchmate to my right, then turned my head just in time for animation and loud clicking. I let out with a minor EEEEE! when it happened. I can admit it.


#65

GasBandit

GasBandit

makare said:
Not my fault that you assume facts to suit your conclusion. "Hmmm she didn't think it was scary well obviously when she says she thought something was wrong it must mean the animation wasn't working. That explains why she didnt think it was scary. voila."

Yes in this situation you are the kind of guy who says voila.
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For the record, I am always the sort of guy who says voila, except when I say Q.E.D. But sorry for daring to make an assumption that would then portray you as a reasonable human with understandable responses, instead of a devolved mutant without the self preservation instincts bestowed even upon the lowly roach. SMILEY FACE.
Ravenpoe said:
That's it. Gasbandit, makare, go to your rooms. You bring every thread to a grinding, agonizing halt.
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Like the lady said, it's my damn thread, fignuts!


#66



makare

GasBandit said:
For the record, I am always the sort of guy who says voila, except when I say Q.E.D. But sorry for daring to make an assumption that would then portray you as a reasonable human with understandable responses, instead of a devolved mutant without the self preservation instincts bestowed even upon the lowly roach. SMILEY FACE.
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I don't think anime is one of humanities natural predators.


#67

Frank

Frankie Williamson

The Japanese disagree.


#68

GasBandit

GasBandit

makare said:
I don't think anime is one of humanities natural predators.
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Well, it sure removes a lot of the weakest genestock from the pool... what more can one ask from a predator?


#69



makare

The Japanese are our natural predators. O.O


#70

Frank

Frankie Williamson

GasBandit said:
Well, it sure removes a lot of the weakest genestock from the pool... what more can one ask from a predator?
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Ha ha! In that way it's one of the most successful predators of humanity.


#71

GasBandit

GasBandit

Or if I had wanted to make a spelling joke, I could have talked about how more people can recite pokemon than gilgamesh...

("humanities")


#72



makare

I just like saying enkidu
enkidu enkidu enkidu

what a minute.. enkidu... pikachu....
i think you are on to something.


#73

GasBandit

GasBandit

Inky doo does sound rather like something you'd find in the tall grass that'll make your pets faint...


#74

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

The animation was kinda cool, but the sounds totally ruined it. It sounded like my speakers were dry-heaving, a sound I don't normally associate with terror....

So...sorry?


#75

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

GasBandit said:
Or if I had wanted to make a spelling joke, I could have talked about how more people can recite pokemon than gilgamesh...

("humanities")
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Hehehe, Gilgamesh is a hilarious story.
"Aw, you're upset? Man, I know what'll cheer you up, lets go slay that big giant!"
"I.... Why would you think I'd want to do that? I really don't want to-"
"It'll be great. Let's go"


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