I'm a terrible father...

[Tinwhistler]

I got this as a prank to my 14 year old this year:

Of course, once you open it, the inside flaps all say "Pranked you! Your real gift is inside!" so he'll go from disappointment to excitement.

Nope, clothes are going in there

 

[PatrThom]

I had forgotten these gag boxes existed.
I like this one.

--Patrick

 

[Emrys]

Yep, that's a paddlin'.

 

[Officer_Charon]

Trololololoooool!

 

[HCGLNS]

While my wife is enjoying day 7 of her extended birthday drinking fest in the Dominican Republic, I took both kids to the darts league Xmas party tonight. I left earlier than usual but before I did, I opened my secret Santa present for all to see.

It was a Holiday Jumper that says "JINGLE MY BALLS" with a motif of reindeer fucking.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Put socks in there... most disappointing wrapped gift ever...

 

[LordRendar]

As kid: Aw man,socks.
As Adult: Aw yiss. Socks!

 

[Rovewin]

As kid: Aw man,socks.
As Adult: Aw yiss. Socks!

I know that. Every year for the past 8 years or so I have gotten socks for christmas and I've always needed them. I don't know how I go through socks so fast but at least I know I am not going to run out of them.

The perfect christmas gift has gone from stuff I really want to things I need but don't buy because I I think I can do without.

 

[Ravenpoe]

I always ask for socks. I don't think I've ever actually bought socks for myself, I rely on christmas to restock on them.

 

[Terrik]

You mean RESOCK on them

 

[Celt Z]

Mr. Z loves getting crazy socks for Christmas. It's the only part of his work clothes that isn't strictly regulated by this job. The brighter, the better.

 

[LordRendar]

You mean RESOCK on them

Would you put a sock on the punning please. Jeez.

 

[Chad Sexington]

Mr. Z loves getting crazy socks for Christmas. It's the only part of his work clothes that isn't strictly regulated by this job. The brighter, the better.

http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/fashion-blog/2014/dec/10/inside-secretive-world-londons-sock-club

 

[WasabiPoptart]

I love socks. Fuzzy ones in particular. Even with the warm climate I love wearing fuzzy socks around the house.

 

[Celt Z]

http://www.theguardian.com/fashion/fashion-blog/2014/dec/10/inside-secretive-world-londons-sock-club

Ha! I'm going to have to show him this.

 

[figmentPez]

If I knew enough about mechanics and electronics, I'd design a computer controlled knitting machine to make custom socks with whatever pattern you want. Then I'd set up a business to let people to upload and buy custom-designs. I'd call it "Socks to be You".

 

[jwhouk]

If I knew enough about mechanics and electronics, I'd design a computer controlled knitting machine to make custom socks with whatever pattern you want. Then I'd set up a business to let people to upload and buy custom-designs. I'd call it "Socks to be You".

Dude. Kickstart that puppy.

 

[sixpackshaker]

Dude. Kickstart that puppy.

 

[jwhouk]

So THAT's where Kick The Dog came from...

 

[Tinwhistler]

He laughed! But it was close.

 

[Jax]

He laughed! But it was clothes.

FTFY