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So XKCD introduced us to the single sentence spoiler:



I thought perhaps we could improve this, and added a little to the front (the back addition was part of the comic as the mouse-over text):

Luke's father, Snape, killed Trinity with Rosebud, but it turns out they're both Tyler Durden.

So I'm wondering if we could improve on this - either by choosing more important movies, or simply adding more spoilers into it.

What movies are either important in and of themselves, or have such unexpected twists that a spoiler would be effective at ruining the whole movie for someone?

How can we add these spoiler to the sentence without making it obnoxiously overwrought?

Grover was the monster.

Spoiler alert alert: plants revenge-killing humans is a stupid spoiler.

fade said:

Spoiler alert alert: plants revenge-killing humans is a stupid spoiler.

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Spoiler alert: Mark Wahlberg is an amazing actor

Nemo gets found.

The butler did it. Or Truman Capote's character.

bhamv3 said:

On the planet that turned out to be Earth, Luke's father, Snape, killed Trinity with Rosebud, but it turns out they're both Tyler Durden, though one of them was a ghost all along, and Trinity was actually a man.

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...but it wasn't actually a game after all.

SpecialKO said:

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Jesus dies.

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On the planet that turned out to be Earth, Luke's father, Snape, killed Trinity with Rosebud, but it turns out they're both Tyler Durden, though one of them, Khan, was a ghost all along, and Trinity was a man from a different timeline, who wasn't baptized - but it wasn't actually a game after all, so Maggie shot Burns.

On the planet that turned out to be Earth, Luke's father, Snape, killed Trinity with Rosebud, but it turns out they're both Tyler Durden, though one of them, Khan, was a ghost all along, and Trinity was a man from a different timeline, who wasn't baptized - but it wasn't actually a game after all, so Maggie shot Burns after descending from the ceiling and stabbing him with a long-ass sword.

(Too obscure?)