Improving the single sentence spoiler (caution: spoilers)

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strawman

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So XKCD introduced us to the single sentence spoiler:



I thought perhaps we could improve this, and added a little to the front (the back addition was part of the comic as the mouse-over text):

Luke's father, Snape, killed Trinity with Rosebud, but it turns out they're both Tyler Durden.

So I'm wondering if we could improve on this - either by choosing more important movies, or simply adding more spoilers into it.

What movies are either important in and of themselves, or have such unexpected twists that a spoiler would be effective at ruining the whole movie for someone?

How can we add these spoiler to the sentence without making it obnoxiously overwrought?
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

Luke's father, Snape, killed Trinity with Rosebud, but it turns out they're both Tyler Durden, though one of them was a ghost all along.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

On the planet that turned out to be Earth, Luke's father, Snape, killed Trinity with Rosebud, but it turns out they're both Tyler Durden, though one of them was a ghost all along, and Trinity was actually a man.
 
strawman

strawman

bhamv3 said:
On the planet that turned out to be Earth, Luke's father, Snape, killed Trinity with Rosebud, but it turns out they're both Tyler Durden, though one of them was a ghost all along, and Trinity was actually a man.
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...but it wasn't actually a game after all.
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

On the planet that turned out to be Earth, Luke's father, Snape, killed Trinity with Rosebud, but it turns out they're both Tyler Durden, though one of them, Khan, was a ghost all along, and Trinity was a man from a different timeline, who wasn't baptized - but it wasn't actually a game after all, so Maggie shot Burns.
 
bhamv3

bhamv3

On the planet that turned out to be Earth, Luke's father, Snape, killed Trinity with Rosebud, but it turns out they're both Tyler Durden, though one of them, Khan, was a ghost all along, and Trinity was a man from a different timeline, who wasn't baptized - but it wasn't actually a game after all, so Maggie shot Burns after descending from the ceiling and stabbing him with a long-ass sword.

(Too obscure?)
 
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