Introduce Yourself!
- Thread starter gargoyle_eva
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Hello, I am one of the Bhamvs. I apologize in advance if I ever come across as creepy, because it honestly isn't my intention to creep people out, it just sort of happens. I'm very happy to desist with whatever I'm doing wrong if people mention that they're uncomfortable.
Erm... was that creepy? Crap, I was creepy in advance, wasn't I...
Erm... was that creepy? Crap, I was creepy in advance, wasn't I...
Please don't ever change.
Nooooooooooo!
Welcome. Just as it is healthy to leave the windows open a crack, it's also a good idea to leave the blinds or curtains open. The owl in your backyard tree is not a trained spy wearing a camera; it is there merely for protection. Any time you do anything you could be blackmailed with, just wire some money to REDACTED, and the owls will make sure it's never published. Honest.
HEY BUDDY!
*goes for a fist bump with @Simfers, awkwardly changes to a politely firm handshake at last minute*
Does bhamv evolve or is this a sort of metamorphosis?
It just means that he forgot his password twice.
His final form will be... OVER 9000!
Kids? You're a whippersnapper yourself.
there was an insult i was going to use here, but the nice doomie on the end table next to me suggested i not make it.
You are wise beyond your years, even if you are also a whippersnapper.
Well it's all relative, innit? I mean, compared to Dave's methuselamean (I THINK I spelled that right) life-span, aren't we all mere ephemeras?
Truly, compared to Dave, we are all dust in the wind.
Oh, it ain't you. I just have a sensitivity to words that get double-pluralized or used incorrectly because people don't realize they're already plural (data, agenda).
--Patrick
Indeed, welcome.Hi all, just stumbled upon this place.
There will be a quiz later but first, what are your views on doomweasels?
Dave
Staff member
Yo! Welcome! And don't say anything about steak. For the love of god don't say anything about steak!Hi all, just stumbled upon this place.
Hey.Hi all, just stumbled upon this place.
Hang out, hang in, hang around, etc.
--Patrick
Hi all, just stumbled upon this place.
