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Chazwozel
We know, Chaz, we know. You have to stop deluding yourself, though.
You've ALWAYS been a chicken, it's not a hypnotism accident you suffered, you were BORN a chicken. It's time you came to terms with this, dude. We love you, we're here for you.
I'VE GOT A BIG COCK, IT'S SO DAMN BIG. I'VE GOT A BIG COCK FOR YOUR MOUTH!