It had to happen: Sharktopus

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And do it fast, cause, shit, a SHART-opus is 42 million times worse than any kind of shark-octopus amalgam.
 
I like how they had to CGI the cloud of blood in the water--that's apparently cheaper than red powder. Oh, Roger Corman, what would we do without you?
 
Eric Roberts... ah, Eric Roberts. Your kid sister is the epitome of the "A-List" concept, a respected and multimillionaire actress that is known the world over.

You?

You make Sharktopus.

Your parents must be so proud.


Of Julia.
 
sharktopus = art

mario= something for assholes to do between hitting large rocks with smaller rocks.
 
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Overflight

Eric Roberts... ah, Eric Roberts. Your kid sister is the epitome of the "A-List" concept, a respected and multimillionaire actress that is known the world over.

You?

You make Sharktopus.

Your parents must be so proud.


Of Julia.
Eric Roberts seems to be one of those guys that will be in any movie. I get this impression that directors see him more as a prop than an actor since they know that neither he or his agent will turn down a role. The director will just look at a scene and go "Hmm...you know what's missing from this? Eric Roberts. Somebody get him on the phone." And that's how you can get him to show up in anything from The Dark Knight to Dead Or Alive: The Movie and the Doctor Who TV Movie.

I think the biggest stroke of luck in his entire career was his role on Heroes. Not only was he rather good, IMHO, but he managed to get killed off JUST BEFORE the whole thing went to hell. Maybe being in so many crappy movies in his life gave him sort of a sixth sense for when something is turning into something really bad.
 
Eric Roberts... ah, Eric Roberts. Your kid sister is the epitome of the "A-List" concept, a respected and multimillionaire actress that is known the world over.

You?

You make Sharktopus.

Your parents must be so proud.


Of Julia.
Eric Roberts seems to be one of those guys that will be in any movie. I get this impression that directors see him more as a prop than an actor since they know that neither he or his agent will turn down a role. The director will just look at a scene and go "Hmm...you know what's missing from this? Eric Roberts. Somebody get him on the phone." And that's how you can get him to show up in anything from The Dark Knight to Dead Or Alive: The Movie and the Doctor Who TV Movie.

I think the biggest stroke of luck in his entire career was his role on Heroes. Not only was he rather good, IMHO, but he managed to get killed off JUST BEFORE the whole thing went to hell. Maybe being in so many crappy movies in his life gave him sort of a sixth sense for when something is turning into something really bad.[/QUOTE]

Biggest stroke of luck in his entire career being a TV Show?

You do realize he was nominated for an Academy Award in the 80s, right?
 
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Chibibar

Eric Roberts... ah, Eric Roberts. Your kid sister is the epitome of the "A-List" concept, a respected and multimillionaire actress that is known the world over.

You?

You make Sharktopus.

Your parents must be so proud.


Of Julia.
Eric Roberts seems to be one of those guys that will be in any movie. I get this impression that directors see him more as a prop than an actor since they know that neither he or his agent will turn down a role. The director will just look at a scene and go "Hmm...you know what's missing from this? Eric Roberts. Somebody get him on the phone." And that's how you can get him to show up in anything from The Dark Knight to Dead Or Alive: The Movie and the Doctor Who TV Movie.

I think the biggest stroke of luck in his entire career was his role on Heroes. Not only was he rather good, IMHO, but he managed to get killed off JUST BEFORE the whole thing went to hell. Maybe being in so many crappy movies in his life gave him sort of a sixth sense for when something is turning into something really bad.[/QUOTE]

Biggest stroke of luck in his entire career being a TV Show?

You do realize he was nominated for an Academy Award in the 80s, right?[/QUOTE]

can't take you seriously with that cat =^_~=
 
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Overflight

Eric Roberts... ah, Eric Roberts. Your kid sister is the epitome of the "A-List" concept, a respected and multimillionaire actress that is known the world over.

You?

You make Sharktopus.

Your parents must be so proud.


Of Julia.
Eric Roberts seems to be one of those guys that will be in any movie. I get this impression that directors see him more as a prop than an actor since they know that neither he or his agent will turn down a role. The director will just look at a scene and go "Hmm...you know what's missing from this? Eric Roberts. Somebody get him on the phone." And that's how you can get him to show up in anything from The Dark Knight to Dead Or Alive: The Movie and the Doctor Who TV Movie.

I think the biggest stroke of luck in his entire career was his role on Heroes. Not only was he rather good, IMHO, but he managed to get killed off JUST BEFORE the whole thing went to hell. Maybe being in so many crappy movies in his life gave him sort of a sixth sense for when something is turning into something really bad.[/QUOTE]

Biggest stroke of luck in his entire career being a TV Show?

You do realize he was nominated for an Academy Award in the 80s, right?[/QUOTE]

I stand by my ridiculous claim.

I didn't know he had an Oscar nom.
 
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