It smells like an Irish Spring!

[DarkAudit]

Aftershave is a different story... make that stories.

Clubman Bay Rum
Pinaud Clubman
Old Spice
Brut
Aqua Velva

 

[fade]

I know what that dial commercial smells like... lawsuit.

 

[North_Ranger]

The ONLY way I prefer to bathe:

NSFW

Spoiler

Gotta keep the skin looking young!

Your baths are forbidden?

 

[Baerdog]

That 403 image is totally NSFW. Aww yeah baby. Unce unce unce.

 

[Chazwozel]

It was a naked chick covered in blood.

 

[Shegokigo]

Fixed!

 

[Null]

I had sort of guessed Sheki'd reference Liz Bathory.