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Jimmy Dean dies.

#1

Dave

Dave

Amusing? Jimmy Dean dies and you put in AMUSING?!? Sick bastard!

Well, the amusing isn't for his death but is instead about a complaint call to the Jimmy Dean company. Yes, I know this is old but I hadn't heard it until this morning. So I thought I'd share.



I want to eat, God damn it.


#2

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Another legend gone :( Soon all the greats will pass into Fólkvangr and leave us with the icons of today.

Now serving Justin Timberlake Hot Cakes!


#3

Shegokigo

Shegokigo

Reminds me of that old racist flash video "Jimmy Dean Sausages... Not for N***** only for white folk".


#4

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

My parents had some of his records. It took me forever as a kid to realize that it was the same Jimmie Dean that sold the sausage too.


#5

Frank

Frankie Williamson

Man, I could really go for some sausage and eggs.


#6

Hylian

Hylian

I wonder if they will grind up his corpse into sausage and than sell it as a very "special" blend of Jimmy Dean Sausage :twisted:


#7

Null

Null

Wait... a few *dozen* eggs, a steak, AND Jimmy Dean sausage? For breakfast? Good fucking lord. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT.


#8

figmentPez

figmentPez

Damn you grocery store shrink ray! "Pints" of ice cream that are now 14oz., "half gallons" of orange juice that are only 59oz., Ziploc sandwich bags are narrower than they were before, a "pound" of coffee is down to 11oz. in some cases and now sausage has been shrunken as well?

And it's not always a pointless rant. Cans of tuna used to be 7oz. then they dropped to 6 and some change, and now they're down to 5oz. That breaks recipes. As does changing sizes in other canned items used as ingredients.


#9



Chazwozel

Null said:
Wait... a few *dozen* eggs, a steak, AND Jimmy Dean sausage? For breakfast? Good fucking lord. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT.
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ppffttt I eat five dozen, and I'm roughly the siiizeee offffff a BAAARRRRGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE


#10



Wasabi Poptart

That is funny and yet sad.


#11

drawn_inward

drawn_inward

Biscuits and gravy!!!


And, QUESO!!!!

RIP Mr Dean.


#12

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

I think I'm going to go eat honey peppered chicken wrapped in bacon and drizzled in honey


#13

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I have Big Bad John playing in my head now. I need to get home and see if I have it squirreled away in my MP3 collection.


#14



Matt²

dr_awkward said:
Biscuits and gravy!!!


And, QUESO!!!!

RIP Mr Dean.
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DAMMIT that sounds delicious... and I don't even usually LIKE salsas that much!


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