Jimmy Dean dies.

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Dave

Dave

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Amusing? Jimmy Dean dies and you put in AMUSING?!? Sick bastard!

Well, the amusing isn't for his death but is instead about a complaint call to the Jimmy Dean company. Yes, I know this is old but I hadn't heard it until this morning. So I thought I'd share.



I want to eat, God damn it.
 
HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Another legend gone :( Soon all the greats will pass into Fólkvangr and leave us with the icons of today.

Now serving Justin Timberlake Hot Cakes!
 
sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

My parents had some of his records. It took me forever as a kid to realize that it was the same Jimmie Dean that sold the sausage too.
 
Hylian

Hylian

I wonder if they will grind up his corpse into sausage and than sell it as a very "special" blend of Jimmy Dean Sausage :twisted:
 
Null

Null

Wait... a few *dozen* eggs, a steak, AND Jimmy Dean sausage? For breakfast? Good fucking lord. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT.
 
figmentPez

figmentPez

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Damn you grocery store shrink ray! "Pints" of ice cream that are now 14oz., "half gallons" of orange juice that are only 59oz., Ziploc sandwich bags are narrower than they were before, a "pound" of coffee is down to 11oz. in some cases and now sausage has been shrunken as well?

And it's not always a pointless rant. Cans of tuna used to be 7oz. then they dropped to 6 and some change, and now they're down to 5oz. That breaks recipes. As does changing sizes in other canned items used as ingredients.
 
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Chazwozel

Null said:
Wait... a few *dozen* eggs, a steak, AND Jimmy Dean sausage? For breakfast? Good fucking lord. THIS IS WHY YOU'RE FAT.
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ppffttt I eat five dozen, and I'm roughly the siiizeee offffff a BAAARRRRGGGGGGGEEEEEEEE
 
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