Katy Perry's new album owns

[Charlie Don't Surf]

It has a saxophone solo, Snoop Dogg, the lyric "that was such an epic fail", a song challenging dudes to whip their cocks out, a song about alien-fucking, the physical CD literally smells like cotton candy, and the deluxe edition contains cotton candy scented boxer shorts. Album of the Summer. It's pretty catchy too. Someone described it as if Lady Gaga was a horny teenager instead of a fashion mogul. That sounds about right.

 

[Chazwozel]

It has a saxophone solo, Snoop Dogg, the lyric "that was such an epic fail", a song challenging dudes to whip their cocks out, a song about alien-fucking, the physical CD literally smells like cotton candy, and the deluxe edition contains cotton candy scented boxer shorts. Album of the Summer. It's pretty catchy too. Someone described it as if Lady Gaga was a horny teenager instead of a fashion mogul. That sounds about right.

I need for you to turn in your cock and balls, and your official man badge. Please proceed down the hall for your mandatory leg shave and chest hair removal. You're off the force, son.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I don't subscribe to gender roles sooooooooooooooooooo



Also, I'm thinking of changing my name to either Peacock cock cock or Fine, Fresh, Fierce

 

[Chibibar]

heh. My wife just bought the album this morning.

 

[Reboneer]

It has a saxophone solo, Snoop Dogg, the lyric "that was such an epic fail", a song challenging dudes to whip their cocks out, a song about alien-fucking, the physical CD literally smells like cotton candy, and the deluxe edition contains cotton candy scented boxer shorts.

... but none of these are good things, except maybe the sax solo.

 

[Espy]

Epic troll.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

someone here has to love absurd pop music

I'll bear that scarlet letter

 

[Ravenpoe]

someone here has to love absurd pop music

I'll bear that scarlet letter

I'm here with you, chuck.

 

[Calleja]

Katy's as hot as they get, don't get me wrong, but musically OWNING.... I dunno, dude.

 

[Espy]

Katy's as hot as they get, don't get me wrong, but musically OWNING.... I dunno, dude.

HOLY CRAP.

 

[Philosopher B.]

I like when she squirts whipped cream from her boobies.

It has a saxophone solo, Snoop Dogg, the lyric "that was such an epic fail", a song challenging dudes to whip their cocks out, a song about alien-fucking, the physical CD literally smells like cotton candy, and the deluxe edition contains cotton candy scented boxer shorts.

... but none of these are good things, except maybe the sax solo.[/QUOTE]

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

I REGRET NOTHING

 

[HCGLNS]

Summer music should be fun and vapid, and California Girls is a great song for summer.

 

[Baerdog]

Well yeah, California Girls is a great song for summer. Hell, most Beach Boys is.

 

[Necronic]

I like her music too. Boosh!