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can be pasted here. Winners will get their answers inserted into the halforums logo png



there is no guarantee anyone will USE them, but hey. Also, this offer ends in 80 minutes.

anything to get that shitty serenity catchphrase off

Would be cool if every halforumite submitted one line and you setup a script to scroll through them randomly so everytime the banner displayed it would be a different one.

'Puting the Tent in Internet'

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Home of the craziness

You will be eaten by a Grue

I am sorry but I can't do that

pass the rum

You fail. Now please go die

join the insanity

what sanity?

That's no moon!

Are you in yet?

Does my opinion matter?

Insulting you since you joined

Dwelling place for the insane

Good news it's a suppository

Home of the infection

Choose your weapon

Resistance is futile

You will be assimilated

You insanity shall be added to our own

First Place Losers

Were a trap!

Pass the drama llama

Death to the world!

Go commit seppuku

You shall not pass!

My precious...

Where losers are made

F*** you it's funny!

Staying immature since the day we were born

Losing sleep for the greater stupidity

Make it so number one!

Earl Grey tea. Hot

Masters of the Intertubes

Destroyers of psyches

Ahead warp factor 6!

There's no mute button for text

All you time are belong to us

Double posters shall be hung

Questioning your parenthood just for laughs

Join the Dork Side

Confusing the sh*t out of logic

No you can't come

Like a pain-stick to the groin

Qapla'

Using "teh" every chance we get

D*** you Madagascar!

You are now infected

We are the terror that lurks in the night

Attention whores, inquire within.

Destroying your productivity since 2008.

With gusto.

()

I'm drunk.

Like Caine from Kung Fu.

(This is fun. )

Where is your god now?

Like /b/ but no one admits it

Where the unstoppable force meets the immovable object

You can't take the sky from me

abandon all hope

an alternative to porn (porn available upon request)

I'm terrible at following directions, so I made a logo instead of giving you a tagline...



I believe you should put the logos in a rotation, as suggested by pojo.

Right size:


-Adam

needs more internet memes

Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake.
You can die too for all I care.
I hate for people to die embarrassed.
Do you always begin conversations this way?
We'll never succeed. We may as well die here.
they're so perky, I love that.

Never thought about it, but TPB is a downer...

-Adam

Jar-Jar shot first.

Beware the pantsless Finn.

Yub Yub!

More addictive than heroine and TvTropes.

Zombie Farm

Who's this Turbo fellow?

Daily Dose of Dorkitude.

I cannot do that, Dave.

Leave your brain at the door.

Home of the Baby and the Mex.

Frosty Susan was here.

Dave is watching you.

Face Pubes A-Plenty.

I'd love to see the scroll of different things that users suggest. For my contribution:

Nothing of value to add
Your opinion is wrong, and stupid
May drunkeness prevail
Two Necros are walking past a morgue.....

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and the last one:

I'll be in my bunk.

Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

Tee hee! If you are on default or dnGray look up.

Dave said:

Tee hee! If you are on default or dnGray look up.

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AWESOME!

I'm living in this theme until I hear the changes make it to another theme.

Nicely done!

-Adam

Dave said:

Tee hee! If you are on default or dnGray look up.

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I can't stop reloading the page!

Dave said:

Tee hee! If you are on default or dnGray look up.

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Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice!

Yay!! I saw my opinion one. love it. May have to get used to this theme, but it's worth it for the ticker.

The only thing I wonder if it comes across as a little... I dunno, negative? I mean, there's an insult to your opinion, and even a hint about bestiality involving llamas

Now if I can convince Amy to make me a shitload of them we'll be set. She can zip them up and PM them to me or send them to David@Nihsen.com. If she wants to do it, that is.

North_Ranger said:

The only thing I wonder if it comes across as a little... I dunno, negative? I mean, there's an insult to your opinion, and even a hint about bestiality involving llamas

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I think that the people who fit in here pretty much thrive on abuse of some sort and/or can understand that its in humor.

At least, I hope people can.

Halforum: /facepalm

Thread Necromancer;251623][quote=North_Ranger said:

The only thing I wonder if it comes across as a little... I dunno, negative? I mean, there's an insult to your opinion, and even a hint about bestiality involving llamas

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I think that the people who fit in here pretty much thrive on abuse of some sort and/or can understand that its in humor.

At least, I hope people can.[/QUOTE]

Just playin' the devil's advocate, that's all.

Halforum: Manbaww Capital of the Internet since 2008.

North_Ranger;251625][quote=Thread Necromancer;251623][quote=North_Ranger said:

The only thing I wonder if it comes across as a little... I dunno, negative? I mean, there's an insult to your opinion, and even a hint about bestiality involving llamas

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I think that the people who fit in here pretty much thrive on abuse of some sort and/or can understand that its in humor.

At least, I hope people can.[/QUOTE]

Just playin' the devil's advocate, that's all.[/QUOTE]

That's usually my job. Heh, no I completely understand NR.

Crone, I'll be happy to help make them if you send me a photoshop file. That is assuming you're using photoshop.

Egos crushed in 1 day or your money back!

A higher class of weirdos

The 2nd most wretched hive of scum and villainy

yaaaay! I saw two of my suggestions

Charlie Dont Surf said:

needs more internet memes

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Crone, I believe this was Charlie's entry.

See: Turbo's flappy old hooties!

Older memes:

I accidently a whole forum, will I die?

So a snake named Nate...

All your forum are belong to us.

Ceiling forum is watching you post.

It's over NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!

Never gonna give you up.

You're the man now, dog.

Leave Britney Alone!

Yo, dawg, I heard you like forums...

Will it blend?

DO NOT WANT!

O RLY?

im in ur forum killing ur doodz

REAL ULTIMATE POWER

Mullets r us

Greenoch Black Belts

Proving John Gabriel's GIDT hourly

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

-Adam

stienman said:

So a snake named Nate...

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What?

No, it's:

A man is crawling through the desert...


Edit: also, more suggestions:

Proof that Darwin was wrong.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Knows what Meatloaf wouldn't do for love

Murloch taste like purple

stienman said:

Yo, dawg, I heard you like forums...

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hehe, this one actually kind of applies now...

I don't know if it's part of the joke (which I don't get anyway), but the "putting the tent in internet" one has a typo (puting instead of putting).

We're not all intensely creepy

have you taken your medication?

Where memes come to die

A Brazilian and a Libertarian walk into a bar...

Only the best in tin whistle / ukelele music [Off topic: you two should do a recording together!]

Wow, did YOU take a wrong turn at Albuquerque!

Pants optional.

Do not leave children unattended. Seriously.

¡Permanaced sentados por favor!
(Fans of old Disneyland rides will get that one)

Now this is a story all about how . . .

True. And I think a lot of people's personal taglines/bylines would ork as forum lines, too. "It's not easy being cheesy", "get your adverbs here" or "A catastrophic success", just to name three off of this page alone :-P

What about:

Free cat
we put the drama in the sauna
clearly, you are wrong
Madness? This is halforums!
hail to the Dave!
International Insanity

Just so you guys know, I used the ones I had to test out, but some of them wouldn't be used if we got a ton of these and used them.

Like the "Fuck you guys, it's funny!" one might not be used.

But it might.

"Putting" is misspelled in the "tent in the internet" one.

Dave said:

Just so you guys know, I used the ones I had to test out, but some of them wouldn't be used if we got a ton of these and used them.

Like the "Fuck you guys, it's funny!" one might not be used.

But it might.

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What exactly are you trying to say?

Cajungal said:

"Putting" is misspelled in the "tent in the internet" one.

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I giggled at that as I put it in. I thought about correcting the suggestion long and hard, but then decided to leave it, as it was suggested to me


If someone wants to do the logos themselves, the header font is trajan pro, and the ticker font is dakota. I didn't bother to actually save the psd file, but it only takes a few seconds to get it prepped

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also Dave, did you check the Wiki needs help thread for those logo ideas?

Aha

WTF is this shit?

Gusto said:

Like Caine from Kung Fu.

(This is fun. )

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Win. :rouckout:

It's not so bad once you get used to the smell.
We have girls here, honest!
Expressing affection through mindless insults.
Banality transcends national borders.

And, finally...

Home on the Internet.

Protection from sanity

-Adam

Bubble181 said:

True. And I think a lot of people's personal taglines/bylines would ork as forum lines, too. "It's not easy being cheesy", "get your adverbs here" or "A catastrophic success", just to name three off of this page alone :-P

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As much of an ego boost as it would be to see my tagline on the logo, I don't think it would be funny for Halforums, only minorly chuckle-worthy for Lally.

I personally think we have a lot of good ones that we could use. I'd do them if I had the software and a template.

@ "counting down the days until MGM sues us for our logo" (paraphrase)

Your girlfriend is already here.
Home of homicidal lesbians.
Warp Speed.
(Insert Tagline Here)
We talk about poop.
Kitties!
Roll for initiative.
Approves Yoda does, hmm.
Chuck Norris of Internet Forums.
Thou Shalt Not Mock Mako.
You have questions. We have answers.

"Ignore the pantsless Fin"

It's just a rash, we swear

Cajungal said:

"Ignore the pantsless Fin"

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OY!

Also, a "fin" is what fish have for arms. A "Finn" is a person from Finland.

And last time I checked, I don't smell like a cod's armpit

North_Ranger;251936][quote=Cajungal said:

"Ignore the pantsless Fin"

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OY!

Also, a "fin" is what fish have for arms. A "Finn" is a person from Finland.

And last time I checked, I don't smell like a cod's armpit [/QUOTE]


well apparently you have just grown accustomed to your own fowl stench

North_Ranger;251936][quote=Cajungal said:

"Ignore the pantsless Finn"

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OY!

Also, a "fin" is what fish have for arms. A "Finn" is a person from Finland.

And last time I checked, I don't smell like a cod's armpit [/QUOTE]

Oh man, I'm usually good about not doing that.

Sorry, Mr. Finn.

i see what u did there, hylian

madness is only a state of mind
the new hotness (hehe)
when to win a conversation means to lose your dignity
it's like a box of chocolates
come over, we got cookies
no insult without a cause
where the postcount only counts for post****s
for geeks by geeks
what women want
yeah, whatever
I see what you did there

and so on and so forth...

hylian;251939][quote=North_Ranger;251936][quote=Cajungal said:

"Ignore the pantsless Fin"

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OY!

Also, a "fin" is what fish have for arms. A "Finn" is a person from Finland.

And last time I checked, I don't smell like a cod's armpit [/QUOTE]


well apparently you have just grown accustomed to your own fowl stench[/QUOTE]
I see what you did there.

<(<)-.-<) SURPRISE BUTTSECKS!

The taste of shame
Your tears taste like candy

Dave said:

I personally think we have a lot of good ones that we could use. I'd do them if I had the software and a template.

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I have been arsed enough to create a PSd file with fonts which i will privately link to you. You can share that PSD file and fonts with whomever you deem arsed enough to input all your favs like a little admin assistant. File is PSd CS1 Windows, though I imagine it would work on macs. I've included the fonts.

Yes, we can. But definitely we shouldn't!
It's only an insult if you really mean it
Yes weekend
To grow old is inevitable, to grow up is optional

@Dave or Ame: Is there actually a limit to the logo ticker phrases? Would be nice to implement so many, that repetition would be sparse.

Nope. No limit. It's just a matter of my going home tonight, making as many as I can and uploading them.

But it's FOOTBALL NIGHT!!

Elephants are contagious

Hit on the women at your own risk

Not responsible for loss of sanity

Welcome to our forums, you have already lost

In case of emergency, exits are not marked

Amorous Eyes;251973][quote=Andi said:

@Dave or Ame: Is there actually a limit to the logo ticker phrases? Would be nice to implement so many, that repetition would be sparse.

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Pretty sure with the mod that we're using there is no actual limit.[/QUOTE]

Dave said:

Nope. No limit. It's just a matter of my going home tonight, making as many as I can and uploading them.

But it's FOOTBALL NIGHT!!

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Yes! I remember a similar feature from vg-cats... I was clicking "refresh" for something like an eternety and couldn't stop laughing...

I think there will be more than enough inspiration in this thread for the phrases.

You are experiencing a lesbonic encounter.
Getting into the rogues gallery is good!
But soft! What light through yonder window breaks?

The non-British Argument Clinic
Fish-slapping Dancers Anonymous
Our lumberjacks aren't okay.
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

North_Ranger said:

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

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You, sir, win an internet.

Isn't that the funniest joke in the world from Monty Python?

Yes, yes it is.

Be happy it's in german or we'd all be dead now.

Recommended by 1 out of 10 registered users.

Join, and be well known by literally tens of people.

Kiss Your Free Time Goodbye
Why Work When I Can Lurk?

it's what's for dinner
pix or it didn't happen
there's no problem that you cannot solve by throwing cats at it
Boobies and Tits!
you cannot spell slaughter without laughter
you sir, are a retard!
A feline Finn with fins finds fine fiddlers fidgeting fiercly

There's nothing unethical about hating Canadians

hylian;251939][quote=North_Ranger;251936][quote=Cajungal said:

"Ignore the pantsless Fin"

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OY!

Also, a "fin" is what fish have for arms. A "Finn" is a person from Finland.

And last time I checked, I don't smell like a cod's armpit [/QUOTE]


well apparently you have just grown accustomed to your own fowl stench[/QUOTE]


Wait, he's the one with the fowl smell? Uh-oh....

Now with more cowbell!



So, when can I tap that?

It's a trap!

There is no spoon.

Shot the sheriff.

Too school for cool.

Where forums come to die.

Why won't you love me?

(due to the new notifications) -> I get around

^ This.

though i like the other one as well because of the thread flame fest it refers to

That wasn't praise it was a suggestion: "^ This."

Although you do deserve hella praise.

Gusto said:

That wasn't praise it was a suggestion: "^ This."

Although you do deserve hella praise.

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Where a debate whether trolling is an art or a science might take days.

Crone;252267][quote=Gusto said:

That wasn't praise it was a suggestion: "^ This."

Although you do deserve hella praise.

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[/QUOTE]

:humph:

laughing

Our Hal is over 9000!

You'll be saying WOW! every time.

No. Just... no.

You have questions, we have blank stares.

You have questions, we have sarcastic retorts.

Home of the world famous 189 pound manbaw.

Won't someone think of the younglings?

-Adam

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Crone said:

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I don't normally enjoy "your mom" jokes, but this cracked me up.

Come to the Dark side, we have cookies.

Evil always triumphs because good is dumb

I'm making a note here

All we wanna do is eat your brains

Cognitive abyss

-Adam

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ElJuskiude looks like a lady.
Hasta la vista, social life.
We failed the Turing test.
Free insults with every post.
And wait, there's more!
Dirty Chavez, meet Frosty Susan.
404 Sanity not found.
Let the Wookiee win.
Trespassers will be fed to trolls.
:smug:
Dust your closet, will ya?
We stalk because we care.

The logo that says "puting the tent in internet" looks like it has a typo in the first word. (Unless I'm just not getting the joke about computing the tent in internet)

Gruebeard said:

The logo that says "puting the tent in internet" looks like it has a typo in the first word. (Unless I'm just not getting the joke about computing the tent in internet)

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hilariously:
http://www.halforums.com/forum/showpost.php?p=251809&postcount=54