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Kim Jong Un's Ex-Girlfriend Executed

Yeesh.

And I thought the worst part was trying to get my hoodie back from my exes.

That's...extreme.

--Patrick

She and like 12 others executed by machine gun while their families watched and were then carted off to the prison camps.

Is that better or worse than that former minister of his he executed via mortar round?

Odd that they say "unnamed source" - the Belgian media are reporting it as official from the NK press agency.

That said, what isn't included in this report? "As usual in NK", all direct relatives and family of the executed people have been taken to jail.

What a fucking place.

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/8998220/dennis-rodman-friend-life-north-korea-leader-kim-jong-un

"You have a friend for life," Rodman told Kim before a crowd of thousands at a gymnasium where they sat side by side, chatting as they watched players from North Korea and the U.S. play

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Wonder if Jong Un told his girlfriend, "You have a boyfriend for life" too, and is merely keeping his word...

Good grief I am so lucky to be born were I was.

And no one thought that Kim Jong Un could possibly be as crazy as his dad.

She died doing who she loved.

I came into this thread hoping to give some breakup advice, but it appears the guy's handling it pretty well, so never mind then.

Firing Squad. The ultimate therapy.

Bowielee said:

And no one thought that Kim Jong Un could possibly be as crazy as his dad.

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Hold on, the Belgian media was full of speculation about exaclty how he'd prove he was crazier, not whether or not he was. You guys actually thought he was sane? Oh my

stienman said:

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/8998220/dennis-rodman-friend-life-north-korea-leader-kim-jong-un



Wonder if Jong Un told his girlfriend, "You have a boyfriend for life" too, and is merely keeping his word...

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Oh look, Rodman's back in N Korea to meet his good friend again!

http://www.cnn.com/2013/09/03/world/asia/north-korea-rodman/index.html?hpt=hp_t2

I wonder if Jong Un will be able to hook Rodman up with a few dates. They're disposable, after all.

Hopefully he's working for the CIA, otherwise (and probably anyways), he's a gigantic piece of shit.

He's an alien, didn't you watch the documentary, "Men In Black"?

Dave said:

He's an alien, didn't you watch the documentary, "Men In Black"?

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Really? Not much of a disguise.

The article frames this as happening conveniently after Un's marriage, as if his wife wanted his old girlfriend dead.

Hrm.