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Those wacky Germans...

I imagine when the cat dies, the funeral will be likes this:

ThatGrinningIdiot! said:

I imagine when the cat dies, the funeral will be likes this:

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:shocked: MUST. KILL. DAVE.

Rick Santorum was right all along!

sounds like it could be the purrfect marriage!

/rimshot

How did the cat sign the marriage contract?

im apawed.

Xiaofang Nuren said:

im apawed.

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I shouldn't have laughed at this but I did. Oh, puns. My greatest enemy.

Gothomo;380985][QUOTE=Xiaofang Nuren said:

im apawed.

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I shouldn't have laughed at this but I did. Oh, puns. My greatest enemy.[/QUOTE]

Better stay away from Nick.

Gothomo;380985][QUOTE=Xiaofang Nuren said:

im apawed.

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I shouldn't have laughed at this but I did. Oh, puns. My greatest enemy.[/QUOTE]

I agree puns of this sort should be considered a felinae offense.

Gothomo;380985][QUOTE=Xiaofang Nuren said:

im apawed.

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I shouldn't have laughed at this but I did. Oh, puns. My greatest enemy.[/QUOTE]

Pussy.

These things just happen sometimes :shrug:

Cat said:

These things just happen sometimes :shrug:

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So where are you going on your honeymoon, you crazy kids?

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A picture of the lovely couple:

Augh. Too weird. Too much. Don't want.... just, augh.

ewww, I tend to like my "cat" shaved...

That cat's eyes say, "I'm going to kill you in your sleep."

But then, that's most cats.

poor cat is gonna die

No. Nonononononononononononononooooooooooooooooooooooo.

I just read through this thread and cried a little. It's not punny!

Seriously. I don't like pussy.

If we were really going to be punny, the title of the thread should have been "Man finally gets pussy he craves."

Unfortunately, the cat passed away on their wedding night. More unfortunate than that is that a video of the cats last moments can be viewed on the internet. One person who saw said video was quoted as saying, "I never saw an animals eyes get so wide in my life".

"Here kitty klitty... here kitty kitty..." has all new horrible meaning.

Does he whisker away in the evenings?

... Ye gods.