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Just put some on.

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FUCK that was supposed to be a public poll


im drunk

chapstick is nothing compared to blistex which is nothing compared to burt's bees (thank you mr bond).

and i only did this for the halbucks.

chapstick is just a catchall term for lip balm like kleenex and bandaids FUCK

i actually put on burt's bees, too, sup *daps*

it's lip balm you ignorant bastard....

YEAH AND IT'S FACIAL TISSUE AND ADHESIVE STRIPS BUT YOU AIN'T GIVIN' NO ONE SHIT ABOUT THOSE I BET

JESUS CHRIST

JUST NEVER FUCKING MIND

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I legit looked at "lip balm" in your post and "lip balm" in my post for like 30 seconds trying to figure out if I fucked up the spelling

maybe you should calm down >.>

BURT'S BEES ALL IN THIS PIECE

Representin' that honeycomb or whatever.

Can't stand the stuff. I refuse to vote on the basis the poll has a bias. Or something.

Vagabond said:

BURT'S BEES ALL IN THIS PIECE

Representin' that honeycomb or whatever.

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wait a minute, mr bond, you hate bees!!
explain yourself!

My wife liked Burts Bees until it got bought out and they changed the formula. Good things rarely last.

makare said:

wait a minute, mr bond, you hate bees!!
explain yourself!

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I'm a giant contradiction with majestic, luscious lips.

Vagabond;422201][QUOTE=makare said:

wait a minute, mr bond, you hate bees!!
explain yourself!

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I'm a giant contradiction with majestic, luscious lips.[/QUOTE]

oooo

KISSINGER

I like chapsticks but I'm also dumb so how do I vote.

Also drunk,

Teh gustoz.

Bah. Chapstick.

you drunk attention whore you

I like chapstick. i like lipstick.
Chap your lips on my HEYNOW!

I can't stand having anything on my lips. I even hate kissing my wife if she's wearing heavy lipstick. It just feels weird to me.

Hi. My name is Adam Davis, and I'm a blistexaholic.

It started decades ago with cracked, bleeding lips. I took a hit off someone's chapstick, and I was hooked.

I once tried quitting, and that lasted a few months, until winter when the humidity dropped like a lead zeppelin, at which point my cracked bleeding lips told me they were going to leave me if I didn't start using again. I love my lips.

Now I carry a blistex stick with me 24/7, and apply it several times a day. I'm a 5 stick a year user, but that's a bit inflated as my wife also depends on me having it in my pocket.



-Adam

Maybe it's just me, but one of the reasons why I hate shaving my moustache is that my lips always seem to get chapped when I don't have one. And I agree with Dave, I hate the feeling of anything smeared across my lips. It just feels so wrong.

Cheesy1 said:

Maybe it's just me, but one of the reasons why I hate shaving my moustache is that my lips always seem to get chapped when I don't have one. And I agree with Dave, I hate the feeling of anything smeared across my lips. It just feels so wrong.

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"Oh, oh... pretend it's pudding, PRETEND IT'S PUDDING!"

Christ on a crutch, I leave out three Rolling Rocks and this is what happens. LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID.

Three is all it takes to get Kissinger blasted?


Damn I thought I was a lightweight!

Never touch the stuff. If my lips get chapped I wet them with whisky.

Pretty much what Dave said. When I get cracked lips I just entertain myself tearing the skin off with my teeth, sometimes I put oxygenated water or vodka on it.

Yeah, I only ever get chapped lips when I have a really bad cold. My lips are always nice and dandy.

I never use chapstick, because I can't get more than one hit off a fresh tube before losing the damn thing. I've never owned a chapstick for more than two days.

Also, glad to have kissinger back. I mean that.

I've never used chapstick or lip balm in my life.

True story.

Trolls are supposed to have cracked lips.

shit yea- oh, wait.

Ravenpoe said:

Trolls are supposed to have cracked lips.

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For whatever reason I almost never have cracked lips. I think that's only happened twice in my life.

me and my 5 year old LOVE chapstick, he'd use a whole stick every day if we didn't hide it from him lol I like it too, but not as much as him

I suffer through the long, dry winter with my cracked and bleeding lips the way God intended me too damn it! Ok, I lied. If it's really bad I like to slap on some Vaseline.

Most of it just doesn't do jack for me, my wife buys some from some online thing (Melaluca or something?) and it's the only kind that feels like it's actually working.

makare said:

it's lip balm you ignorant bastard....

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I don't know if I can use "lip balm" and still feel like a man.

I like rose oil salve. It's not all waxy like a lot of balms.

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it's lip balm you ignorant bastard....

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I don't know if I can use "lip balm" and still feel like a man.[/QUOTE]

What is inherently unmanly about using lip balm?

Men don't like admit they have lips. They prefer to think of themselves as "beaked".

I hate chapstick. But my lips have been dry as hell so I have to keep putting it on.

Bees is good... but

Skittles Lipsmackers is THE BEST.



Specially Mango-Peach. Men seem to enjoy it n_n