Man, who likes chapstick?

Chapstick??????????????

  • Chapstick rules

    Votes: 19 63.3%

  • I'm dumb

    Votes: 11 36.7%
  • Total voters
    30
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Steven Soderburgin

Just put some on. :cool:

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FUCK that was supposed to be a public poll


im drunk
 
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makare

chapstick is nothing compared to blistex which is nothing compared to burt's bees (thank you mr bond).

and i only did this for the halbucks.
 
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Steven Soderburgin

chapstick is just a catchall term for lip balm like kleenex and bandaids FUCK

i actually put on burt's bees, too, sup *daps*
 
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Steven Soderburgin

YEAH AND IT'S FACIAL TISSUE AND ADHESIVE STRIPS BUT YOU AIN'T GIVIN' NO ONE SHIT ABOUT THOSE I BET

JESUS CHRIST

JUST NEVER FUCKING MIND

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I legit looked at "lip balm" in your post and "lip balm" in my post for like 30 seconds trying to figure out if I fucked up the spelling
 
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Disconnected

you drunk attention whore you

I like chapstick. i like lipstick.
Chap your lips on my HEYNOW!
 
Dave

Dave

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I can't stand having anything on my lips. I even hate kissing my wife if she's wearing heavy lipstick. It just feels weird to me.
 
strawman

strawman

Hi. My name is Adam Davis, and I'm a blistexaholic.

It started decades ago with cracked, bleeding lips. I took a hit off someone's chapstick, and I was hooked.

I once tried quitting, and that lasted a few months, until winter when the humidity dropped like a lead zeppelin, at which point my cracked bleeding lips told me they were going to leave me if I didn't start using again. I love my lips.

Now I carry a blistex stick with me 24/7, and apply it several times a day. I'm a 5 stick a year user, but that's a bit inflated as my wife also depends on me having it in my pocket.



-Adam
 
Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Maybe it's just me, but one of the reasons why I hate shaving my moustache is that my lips always seem to get chapped when I don't have one. And I agree with Dave, I hate the feeling of anything smeared across my lips. It just feels so wrong.
 
Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Cheesy1 said:
Maybe it's just me, but one of the reasons why I hate shaving my moustache is that my lips always seem to get chapped when I don't have one. And I agree with Dave, I hate the feeling of anything smeared across my lips. It just feels so wrong.
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Denbrought

Denbrought

Pretty much what Dave said. When I get cracked lips I just entertain myself tearing the skin off with my teeth, sometimes I put oxygenated water or vodka on it.
 
Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

I never use chapstick, because I can't get more than one hit off a fresh tube before losing the damn thing. I've never owned a chapstick for more than two days.

Also, glad to have kissinger back. I mean that.
 
CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

me and my 5 year old LOVE chapstick, he'd use a whole stick every day if we didn't hide it from him lol I like it too, but not as much as him
 
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Chazwozel

I suffer through the long, dry winter with my cracked and bleeding lips the way God intended me too damn it! Ok, I lied. If it's really bad I like to slap on some Vaseline.
 
Espy

Espy

Most of it just doesn't do jack for me, my wife buys some from some online thing (Melaluca or something?) and it's the only kind that feels like it's actually working.
 
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