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Soliloquy

(Per the mandate by the great and glorious Espy)

So there's this.... girl...? And, uh...

*shuffles through notes*

...she, um, doesn't notice me but I like her. And I'm totally a nice guy, or something, but she likes...

*checks notes again*

...she likes assholes. So, can I, like, get advice, or maybe some people to tell me how girls are jerks, or something?

(That's how these things work, right? And now you all make fun of me? I'm new to this.)
 
Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Whenever I think of posting something like this, I see Chaz's avatar (the one in wich he is pointing to his back) and the sentence "grow a pair of balls" comes to my mind.

He has actually enriched my mental life, you see. I've been considering asking out a girl lately, wich is something completely unlike me.

So, my advice: Always Remember Chaz.

(even when that doesn't apply)
 
Jake

Jake

Go to her Subway every day. Wiggle your eyebrows whenever you say "footlong" (minimum of 5 times during your order).
 
Bubble181

Bubble181

Make sure it's her dog. If not, gift it to her, than tell her how sorry you are. If it is, jackpot! Conversation piece!
Besides, just admit it, you don't like her. You like boys.
 
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Soliloquy

Bubble181 said:
Make sure it's her dog. If not, gift it to her, than tell her how sorry you are. If it is, jackpot! Conversation piece!
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I tried that already! Now she seems to think I'm the jerk, which is not true, because I'm totally a nice guy.

Bubble181 said:
Besides, just admit it, you don't like her. You like boys.
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Would that get her to like me? Because I hear girls are totally into gay guys.
 
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Chazwozel

Soliloquy;349150][QUOTE=Bubble181 said:
Make sure it's her dog. If not, gift it to her, than tell her how sorry you are. If it is, jackpot! Conversation piece!
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I tried that already! Now she seems to think I'm the jerk, which is not true, because I'm totally a nice guy.

Bubble181 said:
Besides, just admit it, you don't like her. You like boys.
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Would that get her to like me? Because I hear girls are totally into gay guys.[/QUOTE]

You should slap her around a bit and make her bake you a pie. Women naturally migrate towards the kitchen.
 
tegid

tegid

Silver Jelly said:
Whenever I think of posting something like this, I see Chaz's avatar (the one in wich he is pointing to his back) and the sentence \\"grow a pair of balls\\" comes to my mind.

He has actually enriched my mental life, you see. I've been considering asking out a girl lately, wich is something completely unlike me.

So, my advice: Always Remember Chaz.

(even when that doesn't apply)
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Replace Squirrel with Chazwozel
 
Gusto

Gusto

Now pimpin ain't easy but it's necessary
So I chase bitches like Tom chases Jerry
Put the pedal to the flo'
In mah two-ton Ford Explo'
 
ElJuski

ElJuski

Staff member
Gusto said:
Now pimpin ain't easy but it's necessary
So I chase bitches like Tom chases Jerry
Put the pedal to the flo'
In mah two-ton Ford Explo'
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You know how its done
sounds bumpin
aint that somethin


but I wont fleeeeex
til its time to have seeeex
 
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