Marge Simpson on the cover of Playboy

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Philosopher B.

I just wanna stroke her 2D blue beehive hair.*

*More like NOT.
 
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Alucard

Marge isnt all that hot I would have chosen Lois from family guy instead.
 
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Dusty668

"The edition goes on sale in the US on 16 October, but subscribers to the magazine will find their copies have a more traditional live model on the cover."

:twitch:
 
AshburnerX

AshburnerX

If Marge isn't fully dressed and wagging her finger disapprovingly at anyone who so much as LOOKS at the magazine, it's not Marge Simpsons.
 
phil

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Dusty668 said:
"The edition goes on sale in the US on 16 October, but subscribers to the magazine will find their copies have a more traditional live model on the cover."

:twitch:
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I read that, and then this made a little more sense to me, even though I think it's not that great of an idea.

I could maybe see someone who has always been on the fence about playboy maybe picking this up out of the novelty of it. However, I think it might be awfully embarrassing to buy in person.
 
Gusto

Gusto

AshburnerX said:
If Marge isn't fully dressed and wagging her finger disapprovingly at anyone who so much as LOOKS at the magazine, it's not Marge Simpsons.
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Yeah kinda this.

"Turns out people don't wanna see my face when they reach for their diaphragm."
 
checkeredhat

checkeredhat

Wait wait, is attracting young people to porn really a problem now?

Man, things have changed.

Actually, on second thought, we are talking Playboy here. Us young people don't want softcore porn. But Marge Simpson isn't going to bring us over to your boring magazine either, Hef.

My sister told me about this. She's an avid Simpsons fan and collector, so she's like "I have to buy this. Its bizarre, but I have to own it."
 
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ThatNickGuy

Huh. Simpson's is still going?

I thought it stopped being relevant (see also: good) ten years ago.
 
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ThatNickGuy

I have NO idea what you're talking about, Calleja. It CLEARLY says "being" up there.

....*ahem*

Oh, and ignore that note about the message being edited. Because that's inconsequential and...uh...

*POINTS!* What the hell is that?!!?

*throws a chloroform'd cloth over Calleja's face and drags him away*
 
AshburnerX

AshburnerX

Nile said:
She's a cartoon. I'm having trouble getting past the fact they expect it to sell.
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There are several magazines that cater to erotic cartoons/comics in the US, though they are really much more popular in Mexico, France, Italy, and Japan (oh GOD Japan.) Most of them have been around for decades, so it's not exactly like it's FRINGE or anything. Fuck, you used to be able to find Tijuana Bibles all the time in WWII and Korea. Some of those are worth big bucks now.
 
Frank

Frank

Ever since Playboy started getting run by Hef's daughter it has lost it's touch. It's boring. Playboy is fucking boring. The articles are boring. The pictorals (all 2-3 pages of them in the entire magazine) are boring and often not nude (Olivia Munn and that chick from reality tv spring to mind as the last two non-nudified cover models).
 
Frank

Frank

Yeah, I worded that poorly, I should have said, "Since she took over, it has spiraled even further into boring mediocrity than what it had already become."
 
phil

phil

I only have one playboy, and it changed me in a small way. I want to see a few more to see if it says classy or if it was just some special issue I had or what.

I'm kinda drunk, don't mind me. I love you guys and gals.
 
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