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Nov 26, 2008#1

V.Bond

C'mon people, we gotta lot of work to do

Nov 26, 2008#2

Nov 26, 2008#3

jaythen

Here is my contribution:

Not a motivational one. Just a oddly/poorly translated poster from what I understood from the thread I got this from.

Nov 26, 2008#4

V.Bond

Nov 26, 2008#5

jaythen

^
that is the win!
Nice MP.

Nov 26, 2008#6

Nile

Very nice.

Nov 27, 2008#7

MisterSteve

Nov 27, 2008#8

MisterSteve

Nov 27, 2008#9

Philosopher B.

MisterSteve said:

Yaaay! Just when I'd forgotten about that gif! It returns to mesmerize. :shock:

Nov 27, 2008#10

Rubicon

MisterSteve said:

Oh god where is the rest of this?!?......

Nov 27, 2008#11

Vytamindi

You don't want to see the rest of it. It kinda ruins the imaginitive part of the tease.

Yes, I've seen the reveal and I like the tease better.

BOOBIES!

Nov 27, 2008#12

CynicismKills

Someone had posted the full gif on the old boards, I don't remember who though, nor do I have the link.

However, it does add to the tease, so I suppose I'm helping?

Nov 27, 2008#13

W

warwizard87

thank god this post is back, i will have to add some of the ones i saved from the old fourms. TY guys for reanimation we are all zombies now :lol:

Nov 27, 2008#14

David

All I gotta say is: The full gif may or may not be found within 5 minutes by one who can focus their google-fu.

Nov 27, 2008#15

Calleja

oh shit... that gif it...I'll...

I'll be in my bunk.

Nov 27, 2008#16

B

bhamv

Poster-making site, from before.

http://bighugelabs.com/flickr/motivator.php

Nov 27, 2008#17

Sagitta

This took more work than I expected.

Nov 27, 2008#18

Calleja

Wow...

the old forums were FUGLY

Nov 27, 2008#19

MisterSteve

Nov 27, 2008#20

MisterSteve

Nov 27, 2008#21

MisterSteve

Nov 27, 2008#22

DarkAudit

Nov 27, 2008#23

MisterSteve

Nov 27, 2008#24

MisterSteve

Nov 27, 2008#25

MisterSteve

Nov 27, 2008#26

MisterSteve

Nov 27, 2008#27

Jay

Nov 27, 2008#28

Rubicon

still want the full version of the tease gif

Nov 27, 2008#29

Allen, who is Quiet

Nov 27, 2008#30

jaythen

Nov 27, 2008#31

SeriousJay said:
"Christmas sucks"

jaythen said:
Product Placement

LOVE.

Nov 27, 2008#32

HCGLNS

I bite the hand that feeds me!

Nov 27, 2008#33

The Mike

Where do you get all of this from?

Nov 27, 2008#34

Cuyval Dar

Nov 27, 2008#35

Bubble181

larry the cow said:

*gasp* Are you insulting GasBandit?! In THIS thread? Bad move, man, bad move.

Nov 27, 2008#36

Cuyval Dar

Bubble181 said:
larry the cow said:

Click to expand...

*gasp* Are you insulting GasBandit?! In THIS thread? Bad move, man, bad move.

I really didn't notice that, I'm just beginning a dump of the demotivators I've collected.
Also,time to raid GB's hoard.

Nov 27, 2008#37

Hylian

Nov 27, 2008#38

Cuyval Dar

Nov 27, 2008#39

doomdragon6

hylian said:

Holy crap, I was actually playing Super Mario World a few days ago, and to get to a secret exit in one of the levels (the one that looks like the one in the pic, actually), you have to jump with yoshi, and then jump off of yoshi and let him fall to his death.

It immediately made me think of that pic, and then I realized that had to be what it was referencing.

Nov 27, 2008#40

klew

Got a few in my flickr gallery, will post one at a time so I don't blow through them at once.

Nov 27, 2008#41

Cuyval Dar

Nov 28, 2008#42

Cuyval Dar

Nov 28, 2008#43

Allen, who is Quiet

larry the cow said:

This poster+Your avatar=Appropriate

Nov 28, 2008#44

Necronic

Nov 28, 2008#45

Rubicon

Nov 28, 2008#46

Chronos[Ha-G]

larry the cow said:

Goddamn you - now look what you made me do.

Nov 28, 2008#47

ThatGrinningIdiot!

Hahaha! Silly Nazis!

Nov 28, 2008#48

edzepp

Mav said:

Brgrkl Frkle.

I'm going to go lie down for a minute.

Nov 28, 2008#49

Shakey

Nov 28, 2008#50

G

GoldenH

ooh, a motivations thread, i love those.

Here are a few I like

if you're as geeky as me, you'll want to click this link
http://wiki.rpg.net/index.php/Motivatio ... :Main_Page

Nov 28, 2008#51

Philosopher B.

edzepp said:
Mav said:

Click to expand...

Brgrkl Frkle.

I'm going to go lie down for a minute.

Personally, I'm going to stay up.

Nov 28, 2008#52

Cuyval Dar

Nov 29, 2008#53

Holy Knickers

*snip* NSFW thread, please. (Edrondol)

And just because I can................

...and

Nov 29, 2008#54

J

JetSet

Holy Knickers said:

Holy crap. I am like 90% sure I went to college with the girl on the right, though I can't for the life of me think of her name.

Nov 29, 2008#55

klew

Nov 29, 2008#56

Chronos[Ha-G]

Looking for a picture for another thread, I came across this -

Nov 29, 2008#57

Nov 29, 2008#58

Chronos[Ha-G]

General Specific said:

Oh, great. Now he's made of freaking magma. Get the Holy Sno-Cones.

Nov 29, 2008#59

Rubicon

I wish there was a way cafepress would let you submit stuff to make into real posters

That devil one is fucking hilarious and I must own it

Nov 29, 2008#60

N

Neochoa

Holy Knickers said:

That is pretty much my favorite, ever.

Anyway, to contribute...

Nov 29, 2008#61

Philosopher B.

Nov 29, 2008#62

Ross

If you're posting images that may be NSFW, please create a motivational poster threat in the NSFW forum.

Nov 29, 2008#63

Just so you know, I edited out one with nude girl in body paint. If we have to do this we'll put in a quick note. The poster itself was fine, but blongs in the NSFW area.

Maybe a NSFW Motivational Poster thread over there?

Nov 29, 2008#64

F

Futureking

I think the motivational poster thread is nsfw to begin with. Let's just move the whole thing there. Less hassle that way. Otherwise, you'd be redirecting nsfw images every other day.

Nov 29, 2008#65

Drachenherz

klew said:

Thank you for the return of this classic poster! *lol*

Nov 29, 2008#66

Espy

Futureking said:
I think the motivational poster thread is nsfw to begin with. Let's just move the whole thing there. Less hassle that way. Otherwise, you'd be redirecting nsfw images every other day.

Suppose so.
It's one of the threads I never go into at work or school so either way it won't matter. I'd rather not have to treck into the perv zone to see it when I want to but.. *shrug*

Nov 29, 2008#67

Holy Knickers

Edrondol said:
Just so you know, I edited out one with nude girl in body paint. If we have to do this we'll put in a quick note. The poster itself was fine, but blongs in the NSFW area.

Maybe a NSFW Motivational Poster thread over there?

My fault, sorry.
Is it still public lashings or being that its a new forum we have a new form of punishment, like a spanking machine?

Nov 29, 2008#68

Holy Knickers said:
Is it still public lashings or being that its a new forum we have a new form of punishment, like a spanking machine?

It's more insidious. Your post simply disappears...and then after a while, so do you. :cool:

Nov 29, 2008#69

Holy Knickers said:
Edrondol said:

Just so you know, I edited out one with nude girl in body paint. If we have to do this we'll put in a quick note. The poster itself was fine, but blongs in the NSFW area.

Maybe a NSFW Motivational Poster thread over there?

Click to expand...

My fault, sorry.
Is it still public lashings or being that its a new forum we have a new form of punishment, like a spanking machine?

Neither. Just a brief note unless it was obviously on purpose. Then you might get publicly ridiculed.

Nov 29, 2008#70

Rubicon

my first attempt at creating a poster

Nov 29, 2008#71

nWo

Mav said:
*FALCON PUNCH*

my first attempt at creating a poster

Now I wanna know the sauce of that motivational!

Nov 29, 2008#72

Philosopher B.

nWo said:
Mav said:

*FALCON PUNCH*

my first attempt at creating a poster

Click to expand...

Now I wanna know the sauce of that motivational!

Ditto!

Nov 29, 2008#73

Rubicon

I was watching the latest online episode of Fresh Ink (G4 webisode series that reviews comics, and Blair is hot), and the first comic she reviewed this week was some indy book, this was displayed and I thought "hey, FALCON PUNCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

Nov 29, 2008#74

*passes tradition on to Vagabond" *salutes*

The burden is now your's... Not that it was much of one anyway.

Nov 29, 2008#75

DarkAudit

Nov 29, 2008#76

Iaculus

nWo said:
Mav said:

*FALCON PUNCH*

my first attempt at creating a poster

Click to expand...

Now I wanna know the sauce of that motivational!

Horseradish, I believe.

Nov 29, 2008#77

Philosopher B.

... goddamit. I just Googled 'Horseradish'.

Nov 29, 2008#78

Rubicon

Philosopher B. said:
... goddamit. I just Googled 'Horseradish'.

you know horseradish

that disgusting stuff that's like a second cousin to mayonnaise, that people slather on roast beef, fish, etc like it's goin outta style

Nov 29, 2008#79

Iaculus

Philosopher B. said:
... goddamit. I just Googled 'Horseradish'.

... So did I. Without filtering.

Are pictures of verdant, spicy plants that offensive to your eyes? Or did I miss something here?

Nov 29, 2008#80

Philosopher B.

I felt silly because I thought 'Horseradish' was a comic, you see. I didn't see that nWo wrote 'sauce'.

Plus I once had a terrible accident involving horseradish during my childhood. :shock:

Nov 29, 2008#81

R

RollingSamus

Nov 29, 2008#82

Iaculus

Philosopher B. said:
I felt silly because I thought 'Horseradish' was a comic, you see. I didn't see that nWo wrote 'sauce'.

Plus I once had a terrible accident involving horseradish during my childhood. :shock:

My word.

... You too?

Nov 29, 2008#83

You know what... There needs to be an anime named Pumpernickel that's brain-fuckingly weird. Or at least that's a good title for a anime with a poorly translated name.

Yeah, strange thought. But it occurred to me when Philosopher B said he thought Horseradish was a comic and then my mind went kablooey...

Nov 29, 2008#84

Rubicon

Fazz Munkle said:
You know what... There needs to be an anime named Pumpernickel that's brain-fuckingly weird. Or at least that's a good title for a anime with a poorly translated name.

Yeah, strange thought. But it occurred to me when Philosopher B said he thought Horseradish was a comic and then my mind went kablooey...

it took me quite a long time to remember you're m80

the avatar gave it away

the mystery is solved

Nov 29, 2008#85

HowDroll

It had to be done.

Nov 29, 2008#86

Allen, who is Quiet

Nov 29, 2008#87

V.Bond

NSFW

NSFW

Nov 30, 2008#88

klew

Nov 30, 2008#89

Fazz Munkle said:
You know what... There needs to be an anime named Pumpernickel that's brain-fuckingly weird.

How about Paprika?

Nov 30, 2008#90

Silvanesti

HowDroll said:
It had to be done.

Anyone got the big huge labs motivator?

It had to be done

Nov 30, 2008#91

Cuyval Dar

Silvanesti said:
HowDroll said:

It had to be done.

Click to expand...

Anyone got the big huge labs motivator?

It had to be done

I couldn't find the original,even in The Hoard. This GIS finding will have to do.

Nov 30, 2008#92

Nov 30, 2008#93

V.Bond

General Specific said:

Dec 1, 2008#94

DougTheHead

HowDroll said:
It had to be done.

DID IT????

Dec 1, 2008#95

Tinwhistler

General Specific said:

Like Jennifer Connolly, Jewel is much better looking with a little more weight on her.

Dec 1, 2008#96

F

Futureking

larry the cow said:
Silvanesti said:

HowDroll said:

It had to be done.

Click to expand...

Anyone got the big huge labs motivator?

It had to be done

Click to expand...

I couldn't find the original,even in The Hoard. This GIS finding will have to do.

I archived it.

Dec 1, 2008#97

S

Scydron

I have a collection of motivational posters from the old thread, most of which I will upload as soon as I can think of a way to upload two hundred pictures at once.

Also, how did this reach page two?

Dec 1, 2008#98

Silvanesti

Scydron said:
I have a collection of motivational posters from the old thread, most of which I will upload as soon as I can think of a way to upload two hundred pictures at once.

Also, how did this reach page two?

its not about sex or how much of an ass kissyfaceguy is. We need more pictures!

Dec 1, 2008#99

klew

from the "astronomers tonight" thread,

Dec 1, 2008#100

Shazam

Dec 1, 2008#101

I

Icarus

Tinwhistler said:
General Specific said:

Click to expand...

Like Jennifer Connolly, Jewel is much better looking with a little more weight on her.

She looks better without the make up though. Personally, I thought she was the best looking girl in Firefly.

Dec 1, 2008#102

JONJONAUG

Dec 1, 2008#103

Shazam

JONJONAUG said:

I got heartburn just by looking at that.

Dec 1, 2008#104

Alex B.

Mine from the old thread:

(probably not as funny without the context from the old thread, but oh well

)

Dec 1, 2008#105

Batdan

Three of my Faves:

Dec 1, 2008#106

Kovac

Vagabond said:

[spoiler:38dedcu7]

[/spoiler:38dedcu7]

Dec 1, 2008#107

Sparhawk

Dec 1, 2008#108

V.Bond

Dec 1, 2008#109

Rubicon

theres actually a reason Power Girl has super-cleavage?

wow, ok yea sure

Dec 1, 2008#110

N

Neochoa

Dec 1, 2008#111

Philosopher B.

Kovac said:
Vagabond said:

[spoiler:37z30n92]

[/spoiler:37z30n92]

Click to expand...

I'm suddenly feeling very festive. :unibrow:

Dec 1, 2008#112

klew

Dec 1, 2008#113

V.Bond

NSFW?

Dec 2, 2008#114

S

Scydron

Vagabond said:
NSFW?

Someone needs to carefully 'shop in a phone to the corpse/injured person

Dec 2, 2008#115

Covar

Vagabond said:

Thats my local paper :oops:

Dec 2, 2008#116

EsteBeatDown

Philosopher B. said:
Kovac said:

Vagabond said:

[spoiler:18ygc6et]

[/spoiler:18ygc6et]

Click to expand...

Click to expand...

I'm suddenly feeling very festive.

Yes, ahem. I'm gonna need the names of these girls for.. umm... research purposes...

Dec 2, 2008#117

Alex B.

The one on the left is Lucy Pinder. I forget the blonde's name, but you'll find her pretty quickly. She's done a lot of shoots with Pinder.

Dec 2, 2008#118

Hylian

Dec 2, 2008#119

TNM

Dec 2, 2008#120

Philosopher B.

Man, what's happening to that Badger's nose?

Dec 2, 2008#121

Hylian

Dec 2, 2008#122

Sparhawk

Alex B. said:
The one on the left is Lucy Pinder. I forget the blonde's name, but you'll find her pretty quickly. She's done a lot of shoots with Pinder.

Michelle Marsh is the blond.

Dec 2, 2008#123

Dusty668

The wounds start to heal.

Dec 2, 2008#124

jwhouk

Dec 2, 2008#125

Gusto

Dec 2, 2008#126

Sparhawk

Dec 2, 2008#127

Rubicon

TNM said:

Damn, and I thought my room was bad. (no I don't play WoW). Yea mines a little like that, empty soda bottles and take-out food boxes everywhere. But it's not as bad as that...yet.

Dec 2, 2008#128

V.Bond

Dec 2, 2008#129

Rubicon

that is the saddest calvin and hobbes ever

always brings a tear to me eye, his imagination is going and so is his best friend

Dec 2, 2008#130

Green_Lantern

Mav said:
that is the saddest calvin and hobbes ever always brings a tear to me eye, his imagination is going and so is his best friend

better than this!
[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NP6H3LUrd_M:b0qg54fh][/youtube:b0qg54fh]

Dec 3, 2008#131

ZenMonkey said:
Fazz Munkle said:

You know what... There needs to be an anime named Pumpernickel that's brain-fuckingly weird.

Click to expand...

How about Paprika?

Yeah, I need to see that. Should I watch it with or without LSD?

Dec 3, 2008#132

S

Scydron

Mav said:
that is the saddest calvin and hobbes ever always brings a tear to me eye, his imagination is going and so is his best friend

...you do know that it's fake, right? Apologies if my sarcasm detector is broken.

Note: Actual last comic.

Dec 3, 2008#133

North_Ranger

Mav said:
that is the saddest calvin and hobbes ever always brings a tear to me eye, his imagination is going and so is his best friend

This is why, should I ever have children, I am going to beat up any doctor who dares to mention Ritalin to me :devil:

I seriously have trouble understanding why some parents would want to dope up their children like that.

Also, Scydron... *sniff* Thanks, man... I always get a little teary-eyed seeing that last comic. Good times, good times...

Dec 3, 2008#134

Sparhawk

North_Ranger said:
Mav said:

that is the saddest calvin and hobbes ever always brings a tear to me eye, his imagination is going and so is his best friend

Click to expand...

This is why, should I ever have children, I am going to beat up any doctor who dares to mention Ritalin to me I seriously have trouble understanding why some parents would want to dope up their children like that.

Also, Scydron... *sniff* Thanks, man... I always get a little teary-eyed seeing that last comic. Good times, good times...

There are actual medical reasons to have some children on that type of medication. It's not very common (not nearly as common as the prescriptions) but does exist. I do have a cousin that is on ritalin, it brings him the ability to control himself, but doesn't slow him down in any way at all.

Not all that are on it need it, but there are bad parents out there too. Seen too many parents that just don't want to be a "bad guy" and teach their kids how they should behave, and just want a pill to "make them settle." Those parents need to be hung.

Dec 3, 2008#135

Hylian

Dec 3, 2008#136

R

Ravn

He waited for him. He waited! :waah:

Dec 3, 2008#137

GasBandit

I've got some new stuff at home to work with.. coming soon.

Dec 3, 2008#138

DarkAudit

New to some, posted with permission...

Dec 3, 2008#139

North_Ranger

hylian said:
*Seymour poster*

BWAAAA!!! :waah: :waah: :waah: :waah: :waah:

Dec 3, 2008#140

DarkAudit

North_Ranger said:
hylian said:

*Seymour poster*

Click to expand...

BWAAAA!!! :waah: :waah: :waah: :waah: :waah:

Jurrasic Bark is this generation's Brian's Song. :waah: :waah: :waah:

Dec 3, 2008#141

GasBandit

And just to clarify, that's obviously not the new stuff I'm working on.

Dec 3, 2008#142

S

Salsa

http://gasbanditry.com/twg163/pictures/Demotivational Posters/gbformod.jpg

what game is this?

also:

NSFW

Dec 3, 2008#143

GasBandit

Salsa said:
http://gasbanditry.com/twg163/pictures/Demotivational Posters/gbformod.jpg

what game is this?

Bionic Commando, NES version.

also:

NSFW

Heh, interesting permutation of this one which I think everyone's already seen. (also NSFW)

Dec 3, 2008#144

Hylian

Dec 3, 2008#145

EsteBeatDown

Some of these were posted in the "old" forum. Just thought I would re-contribute.

Also, is this thread going to be locked once it hits 20 pages? This should be the exception, seeing as how we got the last one up to 150+ pages.

Dec 3, 2008#146

GasBandit

Another Gas Bandit original, photo taken while I was away for thanksgiving.

Dec 3, 2008#147

Hylian

Dec 3, 2008#148

Vytamindi

hylian said:

OH FUCK YOU HYLIAN!!!! :waah:

Dec 3, 2008#149

Cuyval Dar

Dec 3, 2008#150

Sparhawk

Dec 3, 2008#151

A

AgentUp

I'm the kind of person that always checks the latest updates to the Motivational Thread but is too lazy to contribute a pic :moon:

Dec 3, 2008#152

Zarvox

General Specific said:

I – er – that is an interesting question.

Please; continue.

Dec 3, 2008#153

Batdan

Zarvox said:
I – er – that is an interesting question.

Please; continue.

I demand more research! I'll volunteer!

Dec 3, 2008#154

Dec 3, 2008#155

V.Bond

Dec 3, 2008#156

Vagabond said:

Edit: also,

Dec 4, 2008#157

Rubicon

so many of those are full of epic win

Dec 4, 2008#158

S

Scydron

Vagabond said:

How does that manage to stand?

Dec 4, 2008#159

twitchmoss

EsteBeatDown said:
Also, is this thread going to be locked once it hits 20 pages? This should be the exception, seeing as how we got the last one up to 150+ pages.

that thread was one of the main reasons we HAVE a 20 page limit.

Dec 4, 2008#160

DougTheHead

I'll put up the small number of posters I actually made myself:

Dec 4, 2008#161

jwhouk

Some oldies:

Dec 4, 2008#162

Hylian

Dec 4, 2008#163

Computergate

[quote="General

[/quote]

Question, is there a high res image sans poster available?

Dec 4, 2008#164

V.Bond

Second page?

Dec 4, 2008#165

Hylian

Dec 4, 2008#166

Green_Lantern

Computergate said:
General said:

Click to expand...

Question, is there a high res image sans poster available?

Fixed the quoting for you.

Also, want to know where this come from.

Dec 4, 2008#167

Gared

Some oldies from the old thread:

Dec 4, 2008#168

Green_Lantern said:
Computergate said:

General said:

Click to expand...

Question, is there a high res image sans poster available?

Click to expand...

Fixed the quoting for you.

Also, want to know where this come from.

I wish I knew. I only found the poster.

Dec 4, 2008#169

Usapi

klew said:
from the "astronomers tonight" thread,

It looks alot like a grue hiding behind the moon. :shock:

I hope these images work.

Dec 4, 2008#170

V.Bond

Dec 4, 2008#171

Dec 5, 2008#172

Zarvox

hylian said:

Holy shit! That does something crazy behind my eyeballs. It's like – pressure? Weird.

Dec 5, 2008#173

Philosopher B.

Zarvox said:
hylian said:

Click to expand...

Holy shit! That does something crazy behind my eyeballs. It's like – pressure? Weird.

IT MOVES.

At least I think that's what it's doing to my eyes ...

Dec 5, 2008#174

cvgurau

Usapi said:

Where's that "Seinfeld: Grossly overrated" demo poster when you need it? :eek:

rly:

Dec 5, 2008#175

Rubicon

whoever the chick is, she is fuckin beautiful :eek:

Dec 5, 2008#176

quandofloo

Dec 5, 2008#177

Hylian

Dec 5, 2008#178

Cheesy1

Dec 5, 2008#179

Hylian

Cheesy1 said:

6 pages in and we are all ready getting repeats

Dec 5, 2008#180

Cheesy1

hylian said:
Cheesy1 said:

*image*

Click to expand...

6 pages in and we are all ready getting repeats

D'OH! Sorry, missed that one on my way through. :drunk:

Dec 5, 2008#181

V.Bond

hylian said:

So glad someone had this one, it's....beautiful.

Dec 5, 2008#182

Philosopher B.

@ The anorexia one: Augh, that makes me die a little inside every time I see it. Anorexia is horrible. :puke:

Dec 5, 2008#183

Dec 5, 2008#184

General Specific said:

I'll be in my bunk.

Dec 5, 2008#185

Hylian

Dec 5, 2008#186

CynicismKills

cvgurau said:
Usapi said:

Click to expand...

Where's that "Seinfeld: Grossly overrated" demo poster when you need it? rly:

Shamelessly borrowed from Fanboys:

Dec 5, 2008#187

Hylian

Dec 5, 2008#188

Philosopher B.

quandofloo said:

Woah ... @ the chick on the right: Has she got bowling balls in there? Rowr!

Dec 5, 2008#189

Allen, who is Quiet

Dec 5, 2008#190

Rubicon

not cool dude......

Dec 5, 2008#191

V.Bond

Dec 6, 2008#192

Bubble181

Not a true Mot Poster, but still:

Dec 6, 2008#193

Drachenherz

Here a few that I made:

btw, go to http://www.foundphotos.net

There is tons of raw material for demotivational-posters... ^^ Together with the bighugelabs mp-creator tool mentioned earlier in this thread, I guess there should be tons of news motivators up in short time. :aaahhh: :Leyla:

Dec 6, 2008#194

redthirtyone

My contribution to the thread:

:uhhuh:

Not my own creation however

Dec 6, 2008#195

Drachenherz

Just one quick example from www.foundphotos.net :

Contest: who's first to make an mp out of that?

Dec 6, 2008#196

Bubble181

It was the easiest I could do.

Dec 6, 2008#197

Drachenherz

:lol: :lol:

Good one bubble!

Great scott... I'm surfing this foundphotos right now... just plain :Leyla:

what's to find there!

:popcorn:

Dec 6, 2008#198

Drachenherz

Ah, btw Bubble, you win a cookie. but be careful, the cookiemonsters somewhere in this thread!

Dec 6, 2008#199

Bubble181

:shock:

aranoid:

If he comes in, I'll

him.

*edit*
And the problem is, most foundphotos can just be captioned "Yes, I'm speechless too", or "don't ask me" or "Hmm....Yeah..." or some such. Trouble is finding something witty to add.

*edit2*
Seriously, other people, start posting, I feel like I'm talking to myself here.

Dec 6, 2008#200

Drachenherz

Don't worry. I'm still here:

And yes, that IS me. on the right. Left is my beloved significant other. :-D

Dec 6, 2008#201

F

Futureking

Andi said:
:lol: :lol:

Good one bubble!

Great scott... I'm surfing this foundphotos right now... just plain what's to find there!

Gasp. He hath saith the name of He Who Must Not Be Named.

Dec 6, 2008#202

Drachenherz

And what now? What are you going to do with me?

This? :zoid:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYkbqzWVHZI:398ovix9][/youtube:398ovix9]

Shiat... as of this post, I am now "one of us" :Leyla:

Dec 6, 2008#203

Bubble181

Andi said:
And what now? What are you going to do with me?

This?

Shiat... as of this post, I am now "one of us"

THat you already were. MUHAHAHAHAA.

Dec 6, 2008#204

Rubicon

Bubble181 said:

the stars are right

my precious...

Dec 6, 2008#205

figmentPez

Anyone miss me?

No?

Okay, didn't think so. Well, as long as I'm here. My top 10 favorite posters I've made (in no particular order):

Dec 6, 2008#206

Shawn

Dec 6, 2008#207

V.Bond

Dec 6, 2008#208

Dusty668

Here are the ones I created and posted:

Any repeats are already on auto apology mode.

Dec 6, 2008#209

Jay

Found this..... had to share.

Dec 6, 2008#210

Rubicon

SeriousJay said:
Found this..... had to share.

You sir, win the internets.

Dec 7, 2008#211

V.Bond

Dec 7, 2008#212

W

warwizard87

on the mindfuck out side the hospital?? what am i supposed to see i cna't find it

Dec 7, 2008#213

warwizard87 said:
on the mindfuck out side the hospital?? what am i supposed to see i cna't find it

I think it's more about the statue of the children carrying the giant golden douche

As in, after you shit bricks, you will need something to soothe you and wash out the area.

:shock: :eek:

:bush: :waah:

Edit: Also,

Dec 7, 2008#214

North_Ranger

That IS kinda cool.

Dec 7, 2008#215

Allen, who is Quiet

Dec 7, 2008#216

F

Futureking

Allen said:

That's amazing. I'm going to try it once I get to drive a train.

Dec 7, 2008#217

Zarvox

figmentPez said:

I'm so glad someone posted that. It's the only time so far on the internet that I've seen someone on the internet that I knew in real life.

Dec 7, 2008#218

Espy

Zarvox said:
I'm so glad someone posted that. It's the only time so far on the internet that I've seen someone on the internet that I knew in real life.

Do tell.

Dec 7, 2008#219

Zarvox

Espy said:
Zarvox said:

I'm so glad someone posted that. It's the only time so far on the internet that I've seen someone on the internet that I knew in real life.

Click to expand...

Do tell.

I already posted this in the Halfpixel thread, but she was a friend and he was an acquaintance in High School. They were close friends; to the best of my knowledge, they were not lovers.

Dec 7, 2008#220

Espy

Zarvox said:
Espy said:

Zarvox said:

I'm so glad someone posted that. It's the only time so far on the internet that I've seen someone on the internet that I knew in real life.

Click to expand...

Do tell.

Click to expand...

I already posted this in the Halfpixel thread, but she was a friend and he was an acquaintance in High School. They were close friends; to the best of my knowledge, they were not lovers.

Ah. Crazy.

Dec 7, 2008#221

Dusty668

warwizard87 said:
on the mindfuck out side the hospital?? what am i supposed to see i cna't find it

It was the opening of a new Soviet Health Spa. The giant shiny beet looking thing, was a bulb syringe for enemas.

Dec 7, 2008#222

Green_Lantern

Zarvox said:
figmentPez said:

Click to expand...

I'm so glad someone posted that. It's the only time so far on the internet that I've seen someone on the internet that I knew in real life.

Tell her to stop tricking guys in to showing they chest.

Tell him to eat a cheeseburger.

Dec 8, 2008#223

Hylian

Dec 8, 2008#224

Jake

Dec 8, 2008#225

Espy

Jake said:

...Northranger?
:waah: :waah: :waah: :waah:

Dec 8, 2008#226

Iaculus

Espy said:
Jake said:

Click to expand...

...Northranger?
:waah: :waah: :waah: :waah:

Now you know what happened to his last sauna buddy...

Dec 8, 2008#227

Allen, who is Quiet

Espy said:
...Northranger?
:waah: :waah: :waah: :waah:

I'm glad I wasn't the only person to think that.

Dec 8, 2008#228

Bubble181

This jsut goes to show: Yes, female dwarves have beards too.

Dec 8, 2008#229

Hylian

Dec 8, 2008#230

Jake

Allen said:
Espy said:

...Northranger?
:waah: :waah: :waah: :waah:

Click to expand...

I'm glad I wasn't the only person to think that.

Hence the joke. I saw the pic and it was too perfect not to posterize.

Dec 8, 2008#231

Pojodan

Dec 8, 2008#232

North_Ranger

Jake said:

Oh f*** you. Seriously. F*** you with a Christmas tree.

[/jk]

Dec 8, 2008#233

Espy

Excellent.

Dec 8, 2008#234

Silvanesti

North_Ranger said:
F*** you with a Christmas tree.

...Kinky...

Dec 8, 2008#235

Null

He's just mad because now everyone knows that's what Finnish women look like.

Dec 8, 2008#236

Cajungal

Silvanesti said:
North_Ranger said:

F*** you with a Christmas tree.

Click to expand...

...Kinky...

That'll get your chestnuts roasting.

Dec 8, 2008#237

Gusto

Cajungal said:
Silvanesti said:

North_Ranger said:

F*** you with a Christmas tree.

Click to expand...

...Kinky...

Click to expand...

That'll get your chestnuts roasting.

That'll get your bells jingling.

Dec 8, 2008#238

Cuyval Dar

Dec 8, 2008#239

Dec 8, 2008#240

Enresshou

Dec 9, 2008#241

Dusty668

Enresshou said:

Am I the only one that when a boob increases past a certain size it no longer has it's boobyness? These, have no boobyness. Normally cleavage has a certain magnetism for me, this cleavage does not have it. A mannequin would be more exciting than this person IRL.

Great, now I want to go shopping...

Dec 9, 2008#242

Rubicon

Dusty668 said:
Enresshou said:

Click to expand...

Am I the only one that when a boob increases past a certain size it no longer has it's boobyness? These, have no boobyness. Normally cleavage has a certain magnetism for me, this cleavage does not have it. A mannequin would be more exciting than this person IRL.

Great, now I want to go shopping...

I dunno, I wouldn't mind seeing her naked. Just to see if those are real or shopped'

Dec 9, 2008#243

Enresshou

Sorry if these were already posted; scanned the thread and didn't see them.

And a couple pictures I just found funny:

Dec 9, 2008#244

Null

Enresshou said:

I approve of this post.

Dec 9, 2008#245

TNM

Dec 9, 2008#246

EsteBeatDown

Some of these are reposts from the old thread at Halfpixel, but they are still hilarious.

Dec 9, 2008#247

Hylian

Dec 9, 2008#248

Espy

OMG that winners one is horrible but I can't stop laughing!
Ahh! I'm going to hell!

Dec 9, 2008#249

V.Bond

Dec 9, 2008#250

klew

Dec 9, 2008#251

Dec 10, 2008#252

V.Bond

Dec 10, 2008#253

Rubicon

EsteBeatDown said:

that is so hot... :hump:

Dec 10, 2008#254

Hylian

Dec 10, 2008#255

V.Bond

Dec 10, 2008#256

Iaculus

Vagabond said:

Fail. That's a manta.

Dec 10, 2008#257

Dec 11, 2008#258

Zarvox

EsteBeatDown said:

I used this motivational poster to convince a libertarian friend that V for Vendetta is an anarchist film.

Him: Alright, I'll let you go to bed, and I'll go watch my movie.
Me: Alright, go watch your anarchist movie.
Him: No way! It's a libertarian movie!
Me: No, it's pretty damned anarchist.
Him: I'd act in the same way as V!
Me: Attractive Asian women and deer will react in the exact same fashion if you run at them with no pants and an erect penis shouting "Come to daddy!" or somesuch. That doesn't mean that attractive Asian women and deer are the same thing.
Him. *long pause* That makes sense. I guess it is anarchist.

Dec 11, 2008#259

Hylian

Dec 11, 2008#260

R

Raemon777

Okay, we seriously need to start having some good NEW motivational posters. I think I can count the new ones here so far on one hand.

Then again, it's not like I'm any good at making them, and I suppose there's a finite amount on the internets. Whatev.

Dec 11, 2008#261

Bubble181

You're a seven-fingered freak? Ewww!

Dec 11, 2008#262

jaythen

NSFW

Dec 11, 2008#263

HCGLNS

Dec 11, 2008#264

V.Bond

Dec 11, 2008#265

Zarvox

Vagabond said:

I didn't know Cownosed rays moved in schools! *goes to Wikipedia to read more about stingrays*

For the record (I really need to add "Spoils the fun with science" to my sig), if those are, as I suspect, cownosed rays, the only way you're likely to get stung by them is by accident – both theirs and yours.

Dec 12, 2008#266

Iaculus

Zarvox said:
Vagabond said:

Click to expand...

I didn't know Cownosed rays moved in schools! *goes to Wikipedia to read more about stingrays*

For the record (I really need to add "Spoils the fun with science" to my sig), if those are, as I suspect, cownosed rays, the only way you're likely to get stung by them is by accident – both theirs and yours.

Still better than the manta poster. Mantas don't even have stings.

Dec 12, 2008#267

V.Bond

Iaculus said:
Still better than the manta poster. Mantas don't even have stings.

OK?

Shit.

Dec 13, 2008#268

L

lobinho77

jaythen said:
NSFW

That's Bert, but he is wearing Ernie's shirt.

Dec 13, 2008#269

jwhouk

Laundry issues.

Dec 13, 2008#270

evilmike

EsteBeatDown said:
Some of these are reposts from the old thread at Halfpixel, but they are still hilarious.

Is it wrong to point out that the math in the math poster is incorrect? :smile:

The middle term is e^(i * pi) which equals -1. :geek:

Dec 15, 2008#271

Rubicon

Dec 15, 2008#272

Tinwhistler

Dec 15, 2008#273

Gusto

A couple I have on my Photobucket, some of which I made myself.

Dec 15, 2008#274

Anubinomicon

Dec 15, 2008#275

Allen, who is Quiet

Dec 15, 2008#276

jwhouk

Anubinomicon said:

Fail. Blank images.

Dec 16, 2008#277

GasBandit

jwhouk said:
Anubinomicon said:

Click to expand...

Fail. Blank images.

Dec 16, 2008#278

sixpackshaker

^ you need to find one of the New Jersey Governor...

Dec 16, 2008#279

Allen, who is Quiet

It's a pity the math is terrible.

Dec 16, 2008#280

bigcountry23

lobinho77 said:
jaythen said:

NSFW

Click to expand...

That's Bert, but he is wearing Ernie's shirt.

i guess he got dressed in the dark...

Dec 16, 2008#281

Shegokigo

Or in a hurry because someone got their head blown off at Hoopers.

Dec 16, 2008#282

bigcountry23

Some that I had saved from the old boards.

Dec 16, 2008#283

figmentPez

New ones!

Dec 17, 2008#284

Dec 17, 2008#285

B

bhamv

figmentPez said:

Win. Epic, epic win.

Dec 17, 2008#286

Denbrought

Dec 17, 2008#287

Rubicon

Denbrought said:

someones been reading 4chan today

Dec 17, 2008#288

Ross

Allen said:
It's a pity the math is terrible.

Only, the "Given a=b" part is a false, since it's impossible for a to equal b. Hence, while the algebra is correct, the initial assumption is incorrect.

Dec 17, 2008#289

Tinwhistler

Rasputin said:
Allen said:

It's a pity the math is terrible.

Click to expand...

Only, the "Given a=b" part is a false, since it's impossible for a to equal b. Hence, while the algebra is correct, the initial assumption is incorrect.

2a=a is perfectly valid if a=0.
therefore, it's obvious that dividing both sides by a (0) would produce a nonsensical result.

Dec 17, 2008#290

GasBandit

Tinwhistler said:
2a=a is perfectly valid if a=0.
therefore, it's obvious that dividing both sides by a (0) would produce a nonsensical result.

You just divided by WHAT?!!

Dec 17, 2008#291

Allen, who is Quiet

Tinwhistler said:
Rasputin said:

Allen said:

[bad math]

It's a pity the math is terrible.

Click to expand...

Only, the "Given a=b" part is a false, since it's impossible for a to equal b. Hence, while the algebra is correct, the initial assumption is incorrect.

Click to expand...

2a=a is perfectly valid if a=0.
therefore, it's obvious that dividing both sides by a (0) would produce a nonsensical result.

They also divide by zero when they divide to remove (a-b) since a-b=0

Dec 17, 2008#292

Bubble181

Allen said:
Tinwhistler said:

Rasputin said:

[quote="Allen, who is Quiet":bxsoxely][bad math]

It's a pity the math is terrible.

Click to expand...

Only, the "Given a=b" part is a false, since it's impossible for a to equal b. Hence, while the algebra is correct, the initial assumption is incorrect.

Click to expand...

2a=a is perfectly valid if a=0.
therefore, it's obvious that dividing both sides by a (0) would produce a nonsensical result.

They also divide by zero when they divide to remove (a-b) since a-b=0[/quote:bxsoxely]

Which is the main flaw in the deduction.

Dec 17, 2008#293

V.Bond

Dec 17, 2008#294

Dieb

Allen said:
It's a pity the math is terrible.

Also, of course, it isn't calculus, it's algebra.

Dec 17, 2008#295

Allen, who is Quiet

Dieb said:
Allen said:

It's a pity the math is terrible.

Click to expand...

Also, of course, it isn't calculus, it's algebra.

I don't make them, I just post them.

Dec 17, 2008#296

Ross

I still stand by my previous post... That the assumption that a=b is invalid. As previously said, although it is possible at the end, a has to not be 0 in order to get to that point, therefore a=0 is not a viable answer.

The mathematicians on this forum SHOULD agree with me on this one... :|

Dec 17, 2008#297

Allen, who is Quiet

Rasputin said:
I still stand by my previous post... That the assumption that a=b is invalid. As previously said, although it is possible at the end, a has to not be 0 in order to get to that point, therefore a=0 is not a viable answer.

The mathematicians on this forum SHOULD agree with me on this one... :|

a=b is a perfectly valid assumption. Variables can be equal to each other.

Dec 17, 2008#298

Rubicon

less math more posters?

Dec 17, 2008#299

Allen, who is Quiet

Mav said:
less math more posters?

a^2+b^2=c^2 in a right triangle
cos(-x)=cos(x)
sin(2x)=2sinxcosx
c^2=a^2+b^2-2abcosC

Prove: cos2y x secy=2cosy-secy
Given: cos2y x secy
=(2cos^2y-1) x secy
=(2cos^2y x secy)-secy
=(2cos^2y x 1/cosy)-secy
=2cosy-secy

Dec 17, 2008#300

wana10

Rasputin said:
I still stand by my previous post... That the assumption that a=b is invalid. As previously said, although it is possible at the end, a has to not be 0 in order to get to that point, therefore a=0 is not a viable answer.

The mathematicians on this forum SHOULD agree with me on this one... :|

as allen who is quiet said the problem isn't that a=b, which is perfectly valid. the problem is that for any value of a and b you will have to divide by zero and then...

Dec 17, 2008#301

figmentPez

Allen said:
=2cosy-secy

No, I'd rather not get too cozy or sexy with math. I want more posters!

Dec 17, 2008#302

S

Scydron

Allen said:
Tinwhistler said:

Rasputin said:

[quote="Allen, who is Quiet":1mkfgykj][bad math]

It's a pity the math is terrible.

Click to expand...

Only, the "Given a=b" part is a false, since it's impossible for a to equal b. Hence, while the algebra is correct, the initial assumption is incorrect.

Click to expand...

2a=a is perfectly valid if a=0.
therefore, it's obvious that dividing both sides by a (0) would produce a nonsensical result.

They also divide by zero when they divide to remove (a-b) since a-b=0[/quote:1mkfgykj]

This should have been posted first.

Dec 17, 2008#303

CrimsonSoul

NSFW

mod edit: Sorry, man. Made the first one NSFW.

Dec 18, 2008#304

GasBandit

And because Juxtaposition is always funny...

Dec 19, 2008#305

Anubinomicon

Dec 19, 2008#306

A

AgentUp

figmentPez said:
New ones!

is this guy shirtless on a plane or bus? where is he leaving? Arkansas? Hey guy just make yourself comfortable, there's probably room to put your trans am up on cinderblocks in the back

Dec 19, 2008#307

Ross

Allen said:
Rasputin said:

I still stand by my previous post... That the assumption that a=b is invalid. As previously said, although it is possible at the end, a has to not be 0 in order to get to that point, therefore a=0 is not a viable answer.

The mathematicians on this forum SHOULD agree with me on this one... :|

Click to expand...

a=b is a perfectly valid assumption. Variables can be equal to each other.

The problem isn't that they can't be equal. I'm saying that they ASSUME IN THE BEGINNING BEFORE THEY EVEN START that a=b AND IS TRUE. Through the rest of the problem, we know that a=b IS NOT true, and the assumption is therefore incorrect from the very start.

It is an invalid assumption, since the assumption is that it is TRUE, when it is, in fact, FALSE.

EDIT:
While a can equal b in OTHER examples, it cannot in THIS example, which is what the whole argument is about.

Dec 19, 2008#308

GasBandit

Rasputin said:
Allen said:

Rasputin said:

I still stand by my previous post... That the assumption that a=b is invalid. As previously said, although it is possible at the end, a has to not be 0 in order to get to that point, therefore a=0 is not a viable answer.

The mathematicians on this forum SHOULD agree with me on this one... :|

Click to expand...

a=b is a perfectly valid assumption. Variables can be equal to each other.

Click to expand...

The problem isn't that they can't be equal. I'm saying that they ASSUME IN THE BEGINNING BEFORE THEY EVEN START that a=b AND IS TRUE. Through the rest of the problem, we know that a=b IS NOT true, and the assumption is therefore incorrect from the very start.

It is an invalid assumption, since the assumption is that it is TRUE, when it is, in fact, FALSE.

Math is all kinds of wack.

x = 0.99999...
10x = 9.99999....
=> 9x = 9 (subtracting 1x from both sides of the equation)
=> x = 1

Oh, I'm sure you'll have nits to pick there, so let's do it this way...

1/3=0.333...
(multiply both sides by 3)
3/3=0.999...
3/3=1
1=0.999...

MAAAAJIIIIC!

Dec 19, 2008#309

V.Bond

Dec 19, 2008#310

Tinwhistler

GasBandit said:
Rasputin said:

Allen said:

Rasputin said:

I still stand by my previous post... That the assumption that a=b is invalid. As previously said, although it is possible at the end, a has to not be 0 in order to get to that point, therefore a=0 is not a viable answer.

The mathematicians on this forum SHOULD agree with me on this one... :|

Click to expand...

a=b is a perfectly valid assumption. Variables can be equal to each other.

Click to expand...

The problem isn't that they can't be equal. I'm saying that they ASSUME IN THE BEGINNING BEFORE THEY EVEN START that a=b AND IS TRUE. Through the rest of the problem, we know that a=b IS NOT true, and the assumption is therefore incorrect from the very start.

It is an invalid assumption, since the assumption is that it is TRUE, when it is, in fact, FALSE.

Click to expand...

Math is all kinds of wack.

x = 0.99999...
10x = 9.99999....
=> 9x = 9 (subtracting 1x from both sides of the equation)
=> x = 1

Oh, I'm sure you'll have nits to pick there, so let's do it this way...

1/3=0.333...
(multiply both sides by 3)
3/3=0.999...
3/3=1
1=0.999...

MAAAAJIIIIC!

These only work because the decimal is repeating. The more repeats you use, the more true it is that .99999999=1

We assume in your example, that the repeats go out infinitely, which means that we really do approach 1 if you have .9 with an infinite number of nines repeating..

If you don't use repeating decimals, we end up with something like this:
X = 0.99999
10x = 9.9999
10X - X = 9.9999 - 0.99999 (note that 10X without repeats is 9.9999 not 9.99999)
9X = 8.99991
X = 0.99999

Dec 19, 2008#311

Zarvox

http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=593

Math is delicious!

Dec 19, 2008#312

Allen, who is Quiet

Rasputin said:
The problem isn't that they can't be equal. I'm saying that they ASSUME IN THE BEGINNING BEFORE THEY EVEN START that a=b AND IS TRUE. Through the rest of the problem, we know that a=b IS NOT true, and the assumption is therefore incorrect from the very start.

It is an invalid assumption, since the assumption is that it is TRUE, when it is, in fact, FALSE.

EDIT:
While a can equal b in OTHER examples, it cannot in THIS example, which is what the whole argument is about.

a can still be equal to b throughout the problem. The only thing wrong is they divide by 0 and get 1=2. a=b is still valid. If there's a problem in one step (in this case, from 3 to 4), that doesn't mean earlier steps are incorrect.

Example:
1+1=2
1=3

That's wrong. 1 doesn't equal 3. That means the math is wrong, not the assumption that 1+1=2 is wrong.

Dec 19, 2008#313

DarkAudit

It's not an assumption that a=b, it's given. To do the proof, you have to work within the framework that a=b from the very start. At any point where a cannot equal b, you're done. You cannot go any further.

Dec 19, 2008#314

ElJuski

Okay, I'm banning anyone who makes posts another math poster that gets all the number dorks in a tizzy -_-. Where's the FUNNY, DAMNIT

Dec 19, 2008#315

GasBandit

ElJuski said:
Okay, I'm banning anyone who makes posts another math poster that gets all the number dorks in a tizzy -_-. Where's the FUNNY, DAMNIT

They all are just antsy ever since 7 8 9.

Dec 19, 2008#316

CynicismKills

ElJuski said:
Okay, I'm banning anyone who makes posts another math poster that gets all the number dorks in a tizzy -_-. Where's the FUNNY, DAMNIT

YOUR FACE

:Leyla:

Dec 19, 2008#317

Holy Knickers

Zarvox said:
http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=593

Math is delicious!

One of my all time favorite web comics ^^

Dec 19, 2008#318

ElJuski

GasBandit said:
ElJuski said:

Okay, I'm banning anyone who makes posts another math poster that gets all the number dorks in a tizzy -_-. Where's the FUNNY, DAMNIT

Click to expand...

They all are just antsy ever since 7 8 9.

I like you.

Dec 19, 2008#319

Wahad

Dec 19, 2008#320

Philosopher B.

^ That's awesome! Should'a known someone would make a poster out of that. :rofl:

Dec 22, 2008#321

E

EdPeters

I REFUSE TO LET THIS THREAD DIE! UNHOLY BUMP FROM THE ABYSS!!

And now, I delve into the dark depths of my thumb drive:

Rawr.

Dec 22, 2008#322

klew

Dec 22, 2008#323

Ross

DarkAudit said:
It's not an assumption that a=b, it's given. To do the proof, you have to work within the framework that a=b from the very start. At any point where a cannot equal b, you're done. You cannot go any further.

...and therefore the "given" is wrong. We have proved it is wrong. Therefore, a cannot equal b in the first place, and it cannot be true at ANY point during the problem.

Dec 22, 2008#324

Tinwhistler

Rasputin said:
DarkAudit said:

It's not an assumption that a=b, it's given. To do the proof, you have to work within the framework that a=b from the very start. At any point where a cannot equal b, you're done. You cannot go any further.

Click to expand...

...and therefore the "given" is wrong. We have proved it is wrong. Therefore, a cannot equal b in the first place, and it cannot be true at ANY point during the problem.

It's not the a=b that's the problem. It's the division by zero that invalidates the proof. You might want to bone up a bit on "mathematical proofs" for greater understanding.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_proof
http://zimmer.csufresno.edu/~larryc/proofs/proofs.html
http://www.math.uconn.edu/~hurley/math3 ... berger.pdf

Dec 22, 2008#325

Ross

Tinwhistler said:
Rasputin said:

DarkAudit said:

It's not an assumption that a=b, it's given. To do the proof, you have to work within the framework that a=b from the very start. At any point where a cannot equal b, you're done. You cannot go any further.

Click to expand...

...and therefore the "given" is wrong. We have proved it is wrong. Therefore, a cannot equal b in the first place, and it cannot be true at ANY point during the problem.

Click to expand...

It's not the a=b that's the problem. It's the division by zero that invalidates the proof. You might want to bone up a bit on "mathematical proofs" for greater understanding.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematical_proof
http://zimmer.csufresno.edu/~larryc/proofs/proofs.html
http://www.math.uconn.edu/~hurley/math3 ... berger.pdf

We've established that, in order for a=b, it has to be a=b=0. Now, we prove that a=b=0 is false. Therefore, a=b is invalid, and the given statement is false. Now, using what we have found within the proof, we can say that a=b is a false given from the very beginning.

i.e. since we've discovered that division by zero invalidates the proof, we can say that the problem IS the given that a=b, since it is impossible.

EDIT:
YOU might want to read up on a little thing called "proof by contradiction", which is what we're given. We want to prove that a cannot equal b, so we are given a=b. We proved a cannot equal b, and therefore the given is a false one.

Dec 22, 2008#326

A

Amy old

ElJuski said:
Okay, I'm banning anyone who makes posts another math poster that gets all the number dorks in a tizzy -_-. Where's the FUNNY, DAMNIT

Dec 22, 2008#327

Tinwhistler

Rasputin said:
YOU might want to read up on a little thing called "proof by contradiction", which is what we're given. We want to prove that a cannot equal b, so we are given a=b. We proved a cannot equal b, and therefore the given is a false one.

We don't want to prove a cannot equal b. The poster is trying to prove that 1=2. That's not proof by contradiction.
http://www.delphiforfun.org/Programs/Ma ... iction.htm

The "Proof by Contradiction" is also known as reductio ad absurdum, which is probably Latin for "reduce it to something absurd".

Here's the idea:

1. Assume that a given proposition is untrue.
2. Based on that assumption reach two conclusions that contradict each other.

What the poster is doing, instead, is using faulty math to try to prove 1=2. We are "given" a=b. That means it's absolutely true. We must then prove 1=2 using mathematical steps along the way. 1=2 is our result we must prove, given a=b.

The division by zero is where that proof breaks. However, there's no point in me repeating myself if you're just not getting it, so, that's all I have to say on it.

Dec 22, 2008#328

Ross

Alright, I just thought of a great way to put it:

In algebra, when working with equations, you end up with the same thing you started with, just in a different form. Let's start with a=b=1. At the END of the proof, this is not true, and therefore we are not allowed to START with a=b=1. This is true for all cases when a and b are not equal to 0.

Now take the a=b=0 case. As we work through the proof, we discover a division by 0, and cannot finish the proof. Since we cannot END with a=b=0, we cannot START with a=b=0.

Therefore, we cannot START with a=b, since we cannot END with a=b.

I hope that clarifies things, if it had not yet been clarified.

Dec 22, 2008#329

sixpackshaker

Tinwhistler said:
Rasputin said:

YOU might want to read up on a little thing called "proof by contradiction", which is what we're given. We want to prove that a cannot equal b, so we are given a=b. We proved a cannot equal b, and therefore the given is a false one.

Click to expand...

We don't want to prove a cannot equal b. The poster is trying to prove that 1=2. That's not proof by contradiction.
http://www.delphiforfun.org/Programs/Ma ... iction.htm

The "Proof by Contradiction" is also known as reductio ad absurdum, which is probably Latin for "reduce it to something absurd".

Here's the idea:

1. Assume that a given proposition is untrue.
2. Based on that assumption reach two conclusions that contradict each other.

Click to expand...

What the poster is doing, instead, is using faulty math to try to prove 1=2. The division by zero is where that proof breaks. However, there's no point in me repeating myself if you're just not getting it, so, that's all I have to say on it.

YOUR MATH IS TEARING THIS FORUM APART!!!

I feel like an After School Special.

Dec 22, 2008#330

Ross

Tinwhistler said:
Rasputin said:

YOU might want to read up on a little thing called "proof by contradiction", which is what we're given. We want to prove that a cannot equal b, so we are given a=b. We proved a cannot equal b, and therefore the given is a false one.

Click to expand...

We don't want to prove a cannot equal b. The poster is trying to prove that 1=2. That's not proof by contradiction.
http://www.delphiforfun.org/Programs/Ma ... iction.htm

The "Proof by Contradiction" is also known as reductio ad absurdum, which is probably Latin for "reduce it to something absurd".

Here's the idea:

1. Assume that a given proposition is untrue.
2. Based on that assumption reach two conclusions that contradict each other.

Click to expand...

What the poster is doing, instead, is using faulty math to try to prove 1=2. The division by zero is where that proof breaks. However, there's no point in me repeating myself if you're just not getting it, so, that's all I have to say on it.

Okay, so we try to prove 1=2. We cannot. Therefore we have proven that 1 cannot equal 2, which is, in its nature, a proof by contradiction. While the math wasn't TRYING to do a proof by contradiction, that is what we ended up doing.

Dec 22, 2008#331

Tinwhistler

Rasputin said:
Okay, so we try to prove 1=2. We cannot. Therefore we have proven that 1 cannot equal 2, which is, in its nature, a proof by contradiction. While the math wasn't TRYING to do a proof by contradiction, that is what we ended up doing.

That's one way of looking at it. But the proof still broke at the division by 0, not at the a=b. That's the whole point. At the division by 0 step, the entire proof falls apart. not at the a=b step, which is a "given statement".

Look at the poster again: "Given: a=b" Is the first line. The "given" line is the "postulate" or "axiom" of the proof. These are to be accepted as absolutely true. Thus the a=b line is not where it breaks down.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axiom
http://mathforum.org/library/drmath/view/54726.html

The study of geometry is the first place I encountered an axiom
system.
You start with certain "undefined objects," in this case "point,"
"line," "plane," "length," "area," "between," etc. Then you are given
certain statements about them which you are to accept as true. These
are called Postulates or Axioms. They appear in the very first part of
your book on Plane Geometry. Examples might be:

That's the whole point that's me and DarkAudit have been trying to make to you. a=b is an axiom. It's not where the proof fails. a can equal b. You just can't go from a=b to 1=2, and the failure point is the division by zero. This kind of proof reading (pun intended) is fundamental math.

Dec 22, 2008#332

Ross

Tinwhistler said:
Rasputin said:

Okay, so we try to prove 1=2. We cannot. Therefore we have proven that 1 cannot equal 2, which is, in its nature, a proof by contradiction. While the math wasn't TRYING to do a proof by contradiction, that is what we ended up doing.

Click to expand...

That's one way of looking at it. But the proof still broke at the division by 0, not at the a=b. That's the whole point. At the division by 0 step, the entire proof falls apart. not at the a=b step, which is a "given statement".

Look at the poster again: "Given: a=b" Is the first line. The "given" line is the "postulate" or "axiom" of the proof. These are to be accepted as absolutely true. Thus the a=b line is not where it breaks down.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Axiom
http://mathforum.org/library/drmath/view/54726.html

The study of geometry is the first place I encountered an axiom
system.
You start with certain "undefined objects," in this case "point,"
"line," "plane," "length," "area," "between," etc. Then you are given
certain statements about them which you are to accept as true. These
are called Postulates or Axioms. They appear in the very first part of
your book on Plane Geometry. Examples might be:

Click to expand...

That's the whole point that's me and DarkAudit have been trying to make to you. a=b is an axiom. It's not where the proof fails. a can equal b. You just can't go from a=b to 1=2, and the failure point is the division by zero. This kind of proof reading (pun intended) is fundamental math.

Did I ever, EVER say that since a=b is false for THIS problem, that it must be false for ALL problems? NO

I said it was wrong for THIS PROOF. When I originally stated "a cannot be equal to b", it was in reference to THIS PROOF, not to a=b in general.

Fuck yeah you can have a=b, IN OTHER PROBLEMS, WHICH ARE NOT BEING DISCUSSED AT THE MOMENT. In THIS problem, we find that a=b is impossible, and therefore WE CAN ASSUME FROM THIS CONCLUSION that a=b cannot be true from the very beginning. Like I said, if you cannot END with the SAME THING YOU STARTED WITH, like a=b=0, then it CANNOT BE a=b=0, or any other number for that matter.

That is what is wrong with THIS PROOF. If you want to talk about any other proofs in which a CAN equal b, be my guest, but that is not what we were doing... or at least not what I was doing.

Dec 22, 2008#333

A

Amy old

Dec 22, 2008#334

Ross

Tinwhistler said:
Look at the poster again: "Given: a=b" Is the first line. The "given" line is the "postulate" or "axiom" of the proof. These are to be accepted as absolutely true. Thus the a=b line is not where it breaks down.

Just wanted to point this statement out.

Here's a proof of my own, starting with:
Given: 1=2.

Oh look, it's a given! Because it's a given, does that make it true? NO! It's only there to let us ASSUME IT'S TRUE. If we can prove it's FALSE, then it IS false. It's how proof by contradictions WORK. To say this proof is NOT a proof by contradiction just makes you lose all of your math credibility.

EDIT:
I'd like to also add in the little fact that my stance is backed up by my girlfriend, who is TEACHING algebra. She has also spoken to other teachers who teach algebra about this. If they're all wrong, then our kids taking math are fucked, considering New York has one of the best education systems in the country (paired with California at the top). If they're wrong, how much worse is it elsewhere?

Dec 22, 2008#335

I've never had to lock a thread because of non-offensive math before. How odd would that be?

Let's at least try to keep a veneer of a topic here!

Here's where anyone else would post a funny motivational poster, but alas I have none. Pretend there's one here with a scathing picture of Ravenpoe's avatar.

Subject:

Math Nerds

Tag line:

Apparently get why e=mc^2 but can't make a fucking poster about it.

Dec 22, 2008#336

Wahad

You ask, we serve.

Dec 22, 2008#337

Ross

Edrondol said:
I've never had to lock a thread because of non-offensive math before. How odd would that be?

Let's at least try to keep a veneer of a topic here!

Here's where anyone else would post a funny motivational poster, but alas I have none. Pretend there's one here with a scathing picture of Ravenpoe's avatar.

Subject:

Math Nerds

Tag line:

Apparently get why e=mc^2 but can't make a fucking poster about it.

I'm sorry, Ed. It's just that, well, he's WRONG, and I'm fixing it.

I've said all that I can say about it. If he/they still don't believe me, then they're in some sort of fantasy world. I know my math. I have many people around me who know math. I and they all have the same thoughts on this proof.

Here you go:

Dec 22, 2008#338

EsteBeatDown

Rasputin said:
I'm sorry, Ed. It's just that, well, he's WRONG, and I'm fixing it.

I've said all that I can say about it. If he/they still don't believe me, then they're in some sort of fantasy world. I know my math. I have many people around me who know math. I and they all have the same thoughts on this proof.

Excellent point. And now for a witty retort.

Thank you for filling this awesome thread with your bullshit math banter.

Dec 22, 2008#339

Odie

I stole the words from another poster but it made me laugh and was not MATH related.

Dec 22, 2008#340

A

Amy old

Dec 22, 2008#341

Odie

People know i cant spell. Congrads you GOT me. :thumbsup:

I will be over there......

:waah: :waah: :waah: :waah:

Dec 22, 2008#342

GasBandit

Dec 22, 2008#343

redthirtyone

Dec 22, 2008#344

A

Amy old

dammit!

in my weak defense, my misspelling didnt change the meaning of the poster

Dec 22, 2008#345

GasBandit

And here I didn't post that because I thought it was intentional and ironic. Shows what I get for assuming.

Dec 22, 2008#346

A

Amy old

GasBandit said:
And here I didn't post that because I thought it was intentional and ironic. Shows what I get for assuming.

asleep at the wheel, man.

Dec 22, 2008#347

Rubicon

less math, more funny

Dec 23, 2008#348

F

Futureking

After an hour on gimp, I lost the creativity to make a better caption.

One of you guys make it for me.

I'M ORIGINAL!!!Unlike the hacks out there.

One day, Mr. T is going to sing it and I'll be t-rolling you guys.

Dec 23, 2008#349

GasBandit

Not a DeMotiPoster but one of my favorites.

Dec 24, 2008#350

DarkAudit

This was one thread away from being relegated to page 3!! What is wrong with you people?

MOTIVATE ME!

Dec 24, 2008#351

Sparhawk

Dec 24, 2008#352

Rubicon

Sparhawk said:

win. epically.

Dec 27, 2008#353

DarkAudit

Halfway down page three now. Either Dave needs to increase the number of threads per page, or you slackers need to get motivatin'. :Leyla:

Dec 27, 2008#354

Allen, who is Quiet

Dec 27, 2008#355

klew

Dec 27, 2008#356

figmentPez

Whine, whine, whine. Fine, here. They're not my best work, but they're new.

Dec 28, 2008#357

S

Skrattybones

Dec 28, 2008#358

CrimsonSoul

Dec 28, 2008#359

Philosopher B.

Skrattybones said:

Where'd that picture come from, I wonder. :shock:

Dec 28, 2008#360

S

Skrattybones

4chan, of course. The post was unrelated to the picture, of course.

Dec 28, 2008#361

Zonker

Aw, man, missed the math argument.

You guys are a bunch of idiots, you know that? There's a funny proof. It has a mistake in it because in one of the steps you're dividing by zero. THE END. It's not a proof by contradiction, it's not anything but a high school level mistake. It doesn't prove anything one way or the other except that dividing by zero is a very bad idea.

Dec 28, 2008#362

Zonker

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLxMN5YMS3A:715pv5vm][/youtube:715pv5vm]

Dec 29, 2008#363

Hylian

Dec 30, 2008#364

B

bhamv

For those of you who don't get it or don't play TF2, the BLU player's running away with the RED team's intelligence, while the oblivious RED sniper is still busy peering down his scope. It's mocking TF2 snipers who only sit there trying to headshot the enemy rather than completing map objectives.

Dec 30, 2008#365

Hylian

Dec 30, 2008#366

Shawn

hylian said:

too late.

Dec 30, 2008#367

Dec 31, 2008#368

cvgurau

The awesome one is ... well, awesome,

, but the rest I've seen before. =/

Dec 31, 2008#369

Hylian

Jan 1, 2009#370

Jan 1, 2009#371

Dusty668

General Specific said:

Didn't have to look it up, I guess if I got it, it would break it off.

Still....

Jan 3, 2009#372

figmentPez

Some I made:

Some I found:

Jan 4, 2009#373

V.Bond

Jan 4, 2009#374

Zarvox

figmentPez said:

Not necessarily. Those look like the new Boy Scout pants. I've known many, many scouts (being an Eagle and all), but I've never known one who is emo. I have, however, met many who were wet. Usually because it was the last day of the canoe trip, and we had unloaded our gear by the boat ramp and proceeded to attempt to swamp one another's canoes.

This comment took an interesting digression, but it was pleasant to reminisce nonetheless.

Jan 4, 2009#375

Zarvox said:
figmentPez said:

*snip*

Click to expand...

Not necessarily. Those look like the new Boy Scout pants. I've known many, many scouts (being an Eagle and all), but I've never known one who is emo. I have, however, met many who were wet. Usually because it was the last day of the canoe trip, and we had unloaded our gear by the boat ramp and proceeded to attempt to swamp one another's canoes.

This comment took an interesting digression, but it was pleasant to reminisce nonetheless.

I think he was talking about what the hair looks like...

Jan 5, 2009#376

Zarvox

Edrondol said:
Zarvox said:

figmentPez said:

*snip*

Click to expand...

Not necessarily. Those look like the new Boy Scout pants. I've known many, many scouts (being an Eagle and all), but I've never known one who is emo. I have, however, met many who were wet. Usually because it was the last day of the canoe trip, and we had unloaded our gear by the boat ramp and proceeded to attempt to swamp one another's canoes.

This comment took an interesting digression, but it was pleasant to reminisce nonetheless.

Click to expand...

I think he was talking about what the hair looks like...

I know.

Jan 5, 2009#377

Silver Jelly

Zarvox said:
Edrondol said:

Zarvox said:

figmentPez said:

*snip*

Click to expand...

Not necessarily. Those look like the new Boy Scout pants. I've known many, many scouts (being an Eagle and all), but I've never known one who is emo. I have, however, met many who were wet. Usually because it was the last day of the canoe trip, and we had unloaded our gear by the boat ramp and proceeded to attempt to swamp one another's canoes.

This comment took an interesting digression, but it was pleasant to reminisce nonetheless.

Click to expand...

I think he was talking about what the hair looks like...

Click to expand...

I know.

Can you believe it?

Jan 5, 2009#378

fade

GasBandit said:

Ooookay. That was freakin hilarious.

Jan 5, 2009#379

GasBandit

Forumwarz has a demotivational poster-making subgame in it called INCIT (INspirational Creative Input Tool).

http://www.forumwarz.com/incit (might require you to have a character.. heck, might require you to have discovered the INCIT subgame via the plot, hell if I know)

It seems to pull a random picture off of flickr and there's a time window for people to make submissions, and then voting begins for the best one. Winners are archived there. If you're playing Forumwarz, winning a round of INCIT garners you a chocolate scoop (which is part of the domination endgame).

An example of one big winner there -

Jan 5, 2009#380

grub

Jan 5, 2009#381

GasBandit

Some guy liked the idea of accordion hero so much he made his own custom controller for Frets on Fire out of a toy accordion.

Jan 5, 2009#382

cvgurau

Here's some demo posters I made a while ago, and can't remember if I've posted here or not:

And, because I couldn't decide on a punchline, here's basically the same poster, four times:

Jan 5, 2009#383

figmentPez

Edrondol said:
I think he was talking about what the hair looks like...

The frown too.

Those just look like cargo shorts to me. Eh, I wasn't say that it is an emo kid, but that sitting there cold and wet he looks emo (and everyone knows that "instant" versions aren't the same as the real thing.)

Jan 5, 2009#384

jwhouk

grub said:

I think I know what the expansion pack for this one would be:

Accordion Hero: Weird Al Yankovic LIVE!

Jan 5, 2009#385

Sparhawk

Jan 5, 2009#386

Zarvox

cvgurau said:

*has just tried this idea out*

Huh. I'll be damned. For a time, you DO forget about your worries and your strife.

Jan 5, 2009#387

Bubble181

Zarvox said:
cvgurau said:

snip

Click to expand...

*has just tried this idea out*

Huh. I'll be damned. For a time, you DO forget about your worries and your strife.

HAve you ever heard how it was supposed to sound? Believe me, this version's much better :-P The platinum edition has the original song for it...Not nearly as bouncy.

Jan 5, 2009#388

Allen, who is Quiet

Jan 5, 2009#389

Zarvox

Wait! They just shopped in a random Asian guy and another pair of sandals. They didn't even bother to get rid of the wine bottle. *cries a little, because he always thought it was real*

Jan 5, 2009#390

Allen, who is Quiet

They really didn't bother getting rid of the wine bottle on the table.

:tear: I'm slightly disappointed

Jan 6, 2009#391

Shawn

Heh. The Asian guy coming in isn't even wearing sandals.
But it doesn't really matter because it's funny as hell when paired with the other one.

Jan 6, 2009#392

CrimsonSoul

I need someone to make me a motivational post with the Slap Chop! I can't get the picture off the page to look good, but if you can do it make it say "Slap Chop (underneath that) You're going to love my nuts!"

Jan 6, 2009#393

GasBandit

CrimsonSoul said:
I need someone to make me a motivational post with the Slap Chop! I can't get the picture off the page to look good, but if you can do it make it say "Slap Chop (underneath that) You're going to love my nuts!"

Jan 6, 2009#394

CrimsonSoul

Well shit, go to yahoo and type in Slap Chop it's one of the first links (which is http://www.slapchop.com) and it works from yahoo so I dunno

Jan 6, 2009#395

GasBandit

Still infinite loop for me.

Jan 6, 2009#396

CrimsonSoul

let me attempt to enlighten you

Jan 6, 2009#397

GasBandit

Jan 6, 2009#398

figmentPez

My video card has been flaky since I built my computer last year, and I finally decided that it's probably a hardware issue, so I contacted HIS tech support. This happened:

Oh yeah, double FAIL. The form, and my card. HIS says to RMA the card, and they don't do cross-shipping. Well, I'll do it while it's still under warranty. I'll be gone from the forums until I get the replacement back, though.

And because the one I made wasn't very funny, here are some I found:

Jan 8, 2009#399

Anubinomicon

Jan 8, 2009#400

Gusto

Anubinomicon said:

Hahaha.

Jan 8, 2009#401

Green_Lantern

Gusto said:
Anubinomicon said:

Click to expand...

Hahaha.

Is that image relevant or was just used because is so preeetty.

Jan 8, 2009#402

Gusto

I think someone just non-ironically posted an honest-to-goodness motivational poster.

Which made me laugh.

Jan 8, 2009#403

ElJuski

NO LOOK CLOSER

Jan 8, 2009#404

Gusto

I knew I missed something.

Jan 8, 2009#405

ElJuski

Gusto said:
I knew I missed something.

I don't think that's why Abu posted it; I just needed to destroy something pretty.

Jan 8, 2009#406

Gusto

ElJuski said:
Gusto said:

I knew I missed something.

Click to expand...

I don't think that's why Abu posted it; I just needed to destroy something pretty.

Sigh. Yeah, Juski, I know. That was my subtle attempt to aprreciate what you did to his poster.

WAS IT TOO SUBTLE FOR YOU

Jan 8, 2009#407

ElJuski

Gusto said:
ElJuski said:

Gusto said:

I knew I missed something.

Click to expand...

I don't think that's why Abu posted it; I just needed to destroy something pretty.

Click to expand...

Sigh. Yeah, Juski, I know. That was my subtle attempt to aprreciate what you did to his poster.

WAS IT TOO SUBTLE FOR YOU

SUBTLE LIKE A FUCKING FOX

Jan 8, 2009#408

Tinwhistler

Jan 8, 2009#409

Hylian

Jan 8, 2009#410

Gared

Jan 8, 2009#411

Eriol

There's a town just south of where I live called "High River." I chuckle every time it has flooding (every year, or close to it).

To be fair, it's named after the river that goes through it called the "Highwood river" but still, it's funny.

Jan 8, 2009#412

Gared

Yeah, it's getting to be very amusing watching all of the people who live on flood plains every year. Don't get me wrong, I feel bad for them for losing their houses and suffering property damage each year, but honestly, why would you go back every time? And yes, I understand that with mortgages and such you don't always have a lot of choice, but if your home is completely destroyed and you have to take a new loan to rebuild, and you rebuild in exactly the same place, what have you just accomplished?

Two years ago the annual flooding started to get really bad, and they proclaimed that the flooding that year was a 100-year flood, then the next year (last year) the flooding was even worse and they called it 500-year flooding, this year is even worse in some places, what's it going to be now?

Though I have to admit some level of shame at least, it really pisses me off that this has been completely crippling our berry crops the last 3 years and I haven't been able to get any decent local fruit for jam making. Shouldn't people's lives and houses be worth more to me than homemade jam?

Jan 8, 2009#413

Iaculus

Tinwhistler said:

Saw it straight off.

Dearie, dearie me...

Jan 8, 2009#414

Sparhawk

Jan 8, 2009#415

Gusto

Sparhawk said:

Okay that is fucking funny.

Jan 8, 2009#416

Sparhawk

Jan 8, 2009#417

V.Bond

Sparhawk said:
*snip*

:lol:

Dies.

Jan 9, 2009#418

Sparhawk said:

Jan 9, 2009#419

Philosopher B.

GasBandit said:

I just saw a slap chop video the other day.

I wanna slap away all day, too!

Jan 9, 2009#420

Singularity.EXE

Jan 9, 2009#421

Lally

Gusto said:
I think someone just non-ironically posted an honest-to-goodness motivational poster.

Which made me laugh.

I laughed at the implication that "destiny" could be determined by "choice."

By golly, here is my cake.

I'm eating it, too.

Jan 9, 2009#422

ElJuski

You can't find cake. Cake isn't naturally occurring.

Jan 9, 2009#423

Tinwhistler

ElJuski said:
You can't find cake. Cake isn't naturally occurring.

Jan 9, 2009#424

Lally

OH MAN I was wracking my brain trying to figure out where I'd heard that before. Oh man, so awesome. I laughed my butt off at that strip.

Jan 9, 2009#425

ElJuski

One of the best PAs.

Jan 9, 2009#426

DarkAudit

Singularity.EXE said:

That looks like Dr. Harry Edwards.

Jan 9, 2009#427

Sparhawk

Jan 9, 2009#428

Shakey

Sparhawk said:
*snip*

Son of a BITCH! :Leyla:

Why. Just, why.

Jan 9, 2009#429

slothilopolis said:
Sparhawk said:

*snip*

Click to expand...

Son of a BITCH!

Why. Just, why.

Are you upset because he found a photo of you and turned it into a poster or because you are so turned on by it?

Jan 9, 2009#430

Shakey

Edrondol said:
slothilopolis said:

Sparhawk said:

*snip*

Click to expand...

Son of a BITCH!

Why. Just, why.

Click to expand...

Are you upset because he found a photo of you and turned it into a poster or because you are so turned on by it?

A little bit of both. Is it strange that my bottom tingles a little every time I look at myself in the mirror?

Jan 9, 2009#431

V.Bond

Jan 10, 2009#432

strawman

Jan 10, 2009#433

Green_Lantern

General Specific said:
Sparhawk said:

Click to expand...

Jan 11, 2009#434

Philosopher B.

I was going to do one about mudwrestlers, but I couldn't find anything funny to say. So instead you get Mr. Rogers.

And some repeats of recent ones I made that were posted on HP not long before it was nuked:

Jan 11, 2009#435

Necronic

Jan 11, 2009#436

Necronic

Jan 11, 2009#437

Necronic

Jan 12, 2009#438

Bubble181

The offspring one's picture is ka-yoooot.

Jan 12, 2009#439

Williamjamesw

It usually takes a lot to creep me out; but the McDonald's (cannibal-zombie?) gets pretty close.

Jan 12, 2009#440

JONJONAUG

Well my mind just snapped into a bajillion pieces.

Jan 12, 2009#441

twitchmoss

Jan 12, 2009#442

Sparhawk

Jan 12, 2009#443

Ross

JONJONAUG said:
Well my mind just snapped into a bajillion pieces.

Went on IMDB just to prove it to myself... that guy's friggen amazing (Peter Kelamis).

Jan 12, 2009#444

AshburnerX

You think THAT is strange? You should see the voices that Tara Strong has done. It really runs the gamut.

Jan 12, 2009#445

figmentPez

JONJONAUG said:
Well my mind just snapped into a bajillion pieces.

You inspired me to make this:

Jan 12, 2009#446

Philosopher B.

Necronic said:

Yaaay! Futurama! :teeth:

Jan 12, 2009#447

Green_Lantern

I demand to know where this come from!

Jan 12, 2009#448

Allen, who is Quiet

Green_Lantern said:
I demand to know where this come from!

Invader Zim iirc.

Jan 12, 2009#449

Hylian

Jan 12, 2009#450

strawman

Jan 12, 2009#451

Sparhawk

Jan 13, 2009#452

Shawn

Necronic said:

This quote always concerns me a bit.
So you'd prefer to have sex with a 10-year old boy over a woman without curves?

Jan 13, 2009#453

I

Idocreating

First time, hope the link works.

Jan 13, 2009#454

Sparhawk

Jan 13, 2009#455

B

bhamv

Sparhawk said:

The one on the right makes me want to get into track and field. And travel to Italy. Like right away.

Jan 13, 2009#456

I

Idocreating

bhamv said:
Sparhawk said:

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The one on the right makes me want to get into track and field. And travel to Italy. Like right away.

I dunno, reminds me waaay too much of Britney Spears. And i wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot barge pole. Not that i know what the hell a barge pole is.

Jan 13, 2009#457

I

Idocreating

Contributing!

Jan 13, 2009#458

GasBandit

Idocreating said:
I dunno, reminds me waaay too much of Britney Spears. And i wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot barge pole. Not that i know what the hell a barge pole is.

Jan 13, 2009#459

Gusto

People in glass houses should have rocks thrown at them, etc.

Jan 13, 2009#460

GasBandit

Jan 13, 2009#461

Philosopher B.

GasBandit said:

That's great. :rofl:

Jan 13, 2009#462

Hylian

Jan 13, 2009#463

fade

Seriously. I would do Britney Spears 5 ways from Friday. I'm not afraid to admit it. She's hot. Or at least she was, physically. I mean even her music at the time, though poppy, was at least a little different from the fold. I was actually kind of glad to see South Park defend her a little.

This is all assuming we're not taking personality and intelligence into consideration, of course.

Jan 13, 2009#464

Necronic

edit: nm

Jan 13, 2009#465

Bubble181

Necronic said:
As cool as that is (and it is), everyone does realize that the Fins were Nazi sympathizers in that little war. Just saying.

What? That's junk. They got aid from England and France. They fought against Commie invaders first, then, when England and the US were too busy fighting themselves to help them defend themselves, they allowed Germany to help protect their borders. Heck, they even fought against Nazi Germany, too. The only reason they didn't fight with Nazi Germany more was because they had a common enemy - the USSR.

Bleh, you edited before I posted. Oh well :-P

Jan 13, 2009#466

Necronic

Bubble181 said:
Necronic said:

As cool as that is (and it is), everyone does realize that the Fins were Nazi sympathizers in that little war. Just saying.

Click to expand...

What? That's junk. They got aid from England and France. They fought against Commie invaders first, then, when England and the US were too busy fighting themselves to help them defend themselves, they allowed Germany to help protect their borders. Heck, they even fought against Nazi Germany, too. The only reason they didn't fight with Nazi Germany more was because they had a common enemy - the USSR.

Bleh, you edited before I posted. Oh well :-P

Yeah, in the winter war they were independent, but they did fight alongside the Nazis in Russia, but then fought against the Nazis in Lapland. Its a really mixed bag with them which is why I removed the comment.

Jan 13, 2009#467

chakz

Idocreating said:
bhamv said:

Sparhawk said:

Click to expand...

The one on the right makes me want to get into track and field. And travel to Italy. Like right away.

Click to expand...

I dunno, reminds me waaay too much of Britney Spears. And i wouldn't touch her with a 10 foot barge pole. Not that i know what the hell a barge pole is.

My guess is, its a pole used to push a barge through shallow, or stagnant water. I'd guess it'd have to be pretty dang long and probably really nasty at one end.

I'd wiki it but I'm to lazy.

Jan 13, 2009#468

Philosopher B.

chakz said:
I'd guess it'd have to be pretty dang long and probably really nasty at one end.

Damn. I can't decide what to post here:

'So, like a wang.'

'That's what SHE said!'

'You know, I have one of those. It's HUGE.'

Etc.

Decisions, decisions.

Jan 13, 2009#469

chakz

Philosopher B. said:
chakz said:

I'd guess it'd have to be pretty dang long and probably really nasty at one end.

Click to expand...

Damn. I can't decide what to post here:

'So, like a wang.'

'That's what SHE said!'

'You know, I have one of those. It's HUGE.'

Etc.

Decisions, decisions.

"If the end of your wang is covered with a huge clump of blackish browinish stuff then ya..."

"I hope you didn't have to pay much for her"

"I'm guessing you also have the barge to go with it"

etc. etc. :teeth:

Jan 13, 2009#470

V.Bond

Jan 14, 2009#471

Dusty668

We've found the missing financier, he's... he's... gone Emo.

Jan 14, 2009#472

JCM

Sagitta said:
This took more work than I expected.

Ah, the memories....

What a coincidence, I watched Blink again a day ago.

Jan 14, 2009#473

Anubinomicon

Jan 14, 2009#474

Allen, who is Quiet

Jan 14, 2009#475

North_Ranger

Necronic said:
Bubble181 said:

Necronic said:

As cool as that is (and it is), everyone does realize that the Fins were Nazi sympathizers in that little war. Just saying.

Click to expand...

What? That's junk. They got aid from England and France. They fought against Commie invaders first, then, when England and the US were too busy fighting themselves to help them defend themselves, they allowed Germany to help protect their borders. Heck, they even fought against Nazi Germany, too. The only reason they didn't fight with Nazi Germany more was because they had a common enemy - the USSR.

Bleh, you edited before I posted. Oh well :-P

Click to expand...

Yeah, in the winter war they were independent, but they did fight alongside the Nazis in Russia, but then fought against the Nazis in Lapland. Its a really mixed bag with them which is why I removed the comment.

Run.

I can feel my teacher's rage rising.

Run, while you still can.

I'm already reaching for Jouko Vahtola's History of Finland...

Jan 14, 2009#476

Iaculus

North_Ranger said:
Necronic said:

Bubble181 said:

Necronic said:

As cool as that is (and it is), everyone does realize that the Fins were Nazi sympathizers in that little war. Just saying.

Click to expand...

What? That's junk. They got aid from England and France. They fought against Commie invaders first, then, when England and the US were too busy fighting themselves to help them defend themselves, they allowed Germany to help protect their borders. Heck, they even fought against Nazi Germany, too. The only reason they didn't fight with Nazi Germany more was because they had a common enemy - the USSR.

Bleh, you edited before I posted. Oh well :-P

Click to expand...

Yeah, in the winter war they were independent, but they did fight alongside the Nazis in Russia, but then fought against the Nazis in Lapland. Its a really mixed bag with them which is why I removed the comment.

Click to expand...

Run.

I can feel my teacher's rage rising.

Run, while you still can.

I'm already reaching for Jouko Vahtola's History of Finland...

(imitates Necronic's voice).

BRING IT!

(leaps back into cover, slaps on helmet, and puts fingers in ears).

Jan 14, 2009#477

V.Bond

Jan 14, 2009#478

Sparhawk

Jan 14, 2009#479

Bubble181

North_Ranger said:
Necronic said:

Bubble181 said:

Necronic said:

As cool as that is (and it is), everyone does realize that the Fins were Nazi sympathizers in that little war. Just saying.

Click to expand...

What? That's junk. They got aid from England and France. They fought against Commie invaders first, then, when England and the US were too busy fighting themselves to help them defend themselves, they allowed Germany to help protect their borders. Heck, they even fought against Nazi Germany, too. The only reason they didn't fight with Nazi Germany more was because they had a common enemy - the USSR.

Bleh, you edited before I posted. Oh well :-P

Click to expand...

Yeah, in the winter war they were independent, but they did fight alongside the Nazis in Russia, but then fought against the Nazis in Lapland. Its a really mixed bag with them which is why I removed the comment.

Click to expand...

Run.

I can feel my teacher's rage rising.

Run, while you still can.

I'm already reaching for Jouko Vahtola's History of Finland...

i wasn't too far off, though, was i? :-P

Jan 14, 2009#480

Green_Lantern

Sparhawk said:

I know that he just put his belt and pants to far up... but I can't overcome the idea that he has no chest and belly

:Leyla:

Jan 14, 2009#481

Green_Lantern said:
Sparhawk said:

Click to expand...

I know that he just put his belt and pants to far up... but I can't overcome the idea that he has no chest and belly

He had a promising NBA career ahead of him until the accident...

:Leyla:

Jan 14, 2009#482

Philosopher B.

Maybe he has another job for which he uses stilts and that was the only article of clothing clean that morning ...

Jan 14, 2009#483

Sparhawk

General Specific said:
[quote="Green_Lantern":24keaa5c]

Sparhawk said:

Click to expand...

I know that he just put his belt and pants to far up... but I can't overcome the idea that he has no chest and belly

He had a promising NBA career ahead of him until the accident...

:Leyla:

[/quote:24keaa5c]
What's really weird to me is that the inseam fits him, while the waistline is up under his arms.

Jan 14, 2009#484

Shegokigo

Sparhawk said:
What's really weird to me is that the inseam fits him, while the waistline is up under his arms.

Um, he cut the inseam? :slywink:

Jan 15, 2009#485

fade

I couldn't ask for a better segue...

Jan 15, 2009#486

LordRendar

Jan 15, 2009#487

Hylian

Jan 15, 2009#488

LordRendar

Jan 15, 2009#489

Sparhawk

Jan 15, 2009#490

GasBandit

Sparhawk said:

That's some proper camera placement there, lou.

Jan 15, 2009#491

DougTheHead

Allen said:

Okay, I'm calling Onion Headline on this one.

Jan 15, 2009#492

Tinwhistler

DougTheHead said:
Allen said:

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Okay, I'm calling Onion Headline on this one.

you win 2 points.
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/34693

Jan 15, 2009#493

Oddbot

Jan 16, 2009#494

Philosopher B.

LordRendar said:

That is one of the most awesome expressions ever.

Jan 16, 2009#495

Sparhawk

Jan 16, 2009#496

redthirtyone

Philosopher B. said:
LordRendar said:

Click to expand...

That is one of the most awesome expressions ever.

I know this is horrible - but its like a combination of the "Chocolate Rain" guy & the "Shoop da woop" thing :shock:

Jan 16, 2009#497

Allen, who is Quiet

Jan 17, 2009#498

figmentPez

Bumping from Page 2.

Jan 17, 2009#499

Sparhawk

Jan 17, 2009#500

strawman

Sparhawk said:
Bottomless pit: 65 feet

Actually, if the pit ends in an inverted cone (the sides converge) then, technically, there's no bottom, only converging sides.

...

Sorry. I'll go away now.

-Adam

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