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My friend the Anti-Semite.

#1

Dave

Dave



Yes, this is my comic.


#2

Espy

Espy

Jew-Lie.

I'm laughing but it's kind of painful.


#3

Dave

Dave

When I say he really believes this I mean it. He was very serious.


#4

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Then why is he still your friend?


#5

Dave

Dave

Great question. I guess I'm still processing the information. Let's just say that any possible contact will be severely limited if not totally severed.


#6



makare

Dave considers everyone his friend. He is basically a carebear.

Hail Jew-lie-us caesar emperor of rome!


#7

Jay

Jay

"One day, when I'll lose my mind I want to go out there and kill a thousand jews. Then I want to kill a circus clown."


#8

Dave

Dave

Ooooooookay.

Should I ruin the joke or ask about the clown?


#9

Bones

Bones

EDIT: damnit dave....
but i must ask Jay, why the circus clown?


#10



makare

just kill one jewish clown.


#11

Jay

Jay

Dave said:
Ooooooookay.

Should I ruin the joke or ask about the clown?
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Bones said:
EDIT: damnit dave....
but i must ask Jay, why the circus clown?
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See? No one cares about the jews.


#12



makare

I've never thought that joke really worked because the person would have just assumed the person was an antisemitic jerk but wouldn't know of any clown hating phenomenon. Fear of clowns but not hostility towards them.


#13

Jay

Jay

Stop overthinking FFS.


#14



makare

check the name tag man...


#15

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

One of my friends says she doesn't judge her friends on their points of view or morals, that friendship is about loyalty.

I have to wonder what her opinion would be of someone who said they hated her race except for her. There's just some shit that doesn't fly.


#16

Null

Null

Stay classy, Omaha.


#17

strawman

strawman

Jay said:
Stop overthinking FFS.
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What does FFS mean anyway? I mean, I understand the acronym is a minced curse of "For pete's sake" (Peter, pearly gates, etc) which itself is a minced curse of "For God's sake" but why replace that with f$@#? Why would you say that? What does that even mean? Does that word have a sake? Are we saying that we should stop overthinking things because it might somehow damage the word, or our standing with that word?

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:awesome:


#18

Jay

Jay

If you were hanging from a balloon 200 feet off the air for dear life and I had a gun in my hand I'd shoot the balloon.


#19

Mathias

Mathias

I lol'd


#20

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

stienman said:
What does FFS mean anyway? I mean, I understand the acronym is a minced curse of "For pete's sake" (Peter, pearly gates, etc) which itself is a minced curse of "For God's sake" but why replace that with f$@#? Why would you say that? What does that even mean? Does that word have a sake? Are we saying that we should stop overthinking things because it might somehow damage the word, or our standing with that word?

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:awesome:
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Well played, Stein-man. Well played.


#21

Charlie Don't Surf

Charlie Don't Surf

stienman said:
What does FFS mean anyway? I mean, I understand the acronym is a minced curse of "For pete's sake" (Peter, pearly gates, etc) which itself is a minced curse of "For God's sake" but why replace that with f$@#? Why would you say that? What does that even mean? Does that word have a sake? Are we saying that we should stop overthinking things because it might somehow damage the word, or our standing with that word?

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god is dead


#22

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Charlie Don't Surf said:
god is dead
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I miss him too.


#23

DarkAudit

DarkAudit

No he's not...


#24

Null

Null

Jay said:
If you were hanging from a balloon 200 feet off the air for dear life and I had a gun in my hand I'd shoot the balloon.
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There's no way you'd hit the balloon with a handgun at 200 feet.


#25

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

There's no possible way you could MISS the balloon at 200 feet.


#26

Krisken

Krisken

Charlie Don't Surf said:
god is dead
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And no one cares.


#27

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

See I read that Jay would shoot the balloon while riding in the baloon.


#28

@Li3n

@Li3n

makare said:
Fear of clowns but not hostility towards them.
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What? Clowns and narrators are a plague upon humankind... the rower is the only one that can save us...


#29

PatrThom

PatrThom

Can God make a balloon so small that even He cannot hit it at 200' with a handgun?

--Patrick


#30

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

God uses satellite tracking with laser designation.


#31

SpecialKO

SpecialKO

God makes his own bullets.


#32

PatrThom

PatrThom

So do I. But that only gives me the power to take life, not create it.

--Patrick


#33



makare

Old testament god would just smite the balloon and then smite everyone who saw it happen. Total badass. New testament god would just make his son shoot the balloon while he went golfing or some shit. Damn old guys.

also damn nepotism.


#34

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon

Don't hate just because God knows how to delegate authority...


#35

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

What if God has 200 feet??


#36

Fun Size

Fun Size

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
What if God has 200 feet??
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200 feet of what? :eek:


#37



makare

that would really be a weird boner.


#38

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

I heard that God has like... 40 goddamn dicks.


#39



makare

at first i was :eek: then i was :p then i was :confused:


#40

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

If you took off his boots, you'd see the dicks growing on his feet.


#41

Bumble the Boy Wonder

Bumble the Boy Wonder

God wears boots?


#42

drifter

drifter

He'll save the children, but not the Egyptian children.


#43



makare

Bumble the Boy Wonder said:
God wears boots?
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he's boots were made for smiting


#44

@Li3n

@Li3n

drifter said:
He'll save the children, but not the Egyptian children.
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Between dying fast and being stuck in a desert for the first 40 years of my life i honestly don't know what the better choice is...


#45

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

A guy I knew in college read some culture's myth about God's penis being so large it had to be carried by 10,000 men and it ended in giant bull horns.


#46

Null

Null

Why would God need a penis?


#47



makare

for the having.


#48

Cajungal

Cajungal

With which to impregnate nymphs.

Wait, that's Zeus.


#49

Jay

Jay

Null said:
Why would God need a penis?
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To impregnate virgins.


#50

@Li3n

@Li3n

Null said:
Why would God need a penis?
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What's this need thing... he's omnipotent, he can afford to just do stuff for shits and giggles...


#51

David

David

Like creating the platypus.


#52

Officer_Charon

Officer_Charon



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