200 feet of what?
My friend the Anti-Semite.
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makare
that would really be a weird boner.
I heard that God has like... 40 goddamn dicks.
M
makare
at first i was then i was 
then i was 
then i was then i was If you took off his boots, you'd see the dicks growing on his feet.
God wears boots?
M
makare
he's boots were made for smiting
Between dying fast and being stuck in a desert for the first 40 years of my life i honestly don't know what the better choice is...
A guy I knew in college read some culture's myth about God's penis being so large it had to be carried by 10,000 men and it ended in giant bull horns.
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makare
for the having.
To impregnate virgins.
What's this need thing... he's omnipotent, he can afford to just do stuff for shits and giggles...
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