My Life is Best

[Hailey Knight]

My life is best. What I have done it is better objectively than anything you did. My experiences as a youth left me with a stronger past than yours, with which I use to have a stronger future. My tastes in music, movies, art, and all things are correct, while yours or not. There is no difference. I am simply optimum. The mistakes I have made were those necessary to teach me, while your mistakes were merely wastes of time. My existence, whether I be happy with someone, or many someones, or no one at all, is at any given time better than yours, simply by failing to be me.

My education is more complete. My choices have led me on the master path of destiny, simply by being born. You are lesser for not being of my mother and father. You are lesser for not being me, at this moment, typing what I type, posting what I posting, breathing what I breathe, thinking what I think.

So long as you are not me, you are inferior, and so this is your eternal tragedy.



There, I've summed up everyone on Halforum. No one need ever post again; they can just copy and paste that.

 

[figmentPez]

There, I've summed up everyone on Halforum.

Bullshit. That's hardly the prevailing attitude around here. It is an opinion heard all too often, but there are a good number of people on these forums who hold more moderate and rational viewpoints.

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

My life fucking sucks, why else would I post here

 

[HCGLNS]

So long as you are not me, you are inferior, and so this is your eternal tragedy.

Sir, you may be younger than me, you may be faster than me, heck you may even be smarter than me. But you know what, you will never ever be crazier than me!

Muhuhahaha!

 

[callistarya]

You are lesser for not being me, at this moment, typing what I type, posting what I posting, breathing what I breathe, thinking what I think.

For someone sooo superior...ahem...you might want to make sure you're speaking correctly. It kinda defeats the purpose.:retard:

 

[Cajungal]

.......What brought THAT on?

 

[callistarya]

just sayin.....

hahahah..my bad!! I totally didn't read the last line.

sniffs* hangs head

but still the miss spelling fucked it up. uhhh gah..never mind. I'm a douche

 

[Cajungal]

I just come in here and this is the first thing I see. I'm backtracking, seeing if I missed some heated debate or something...

*search search search*

 

[Gusto]

I am more humble than I've been told I have reason to be.



I LOVE YOU

 

[Hailey Knight]

My grammar is bester than your grammar.


There was no heated debate; if there was, I wouldn't get involved. Actually, I've been considering this for a while, just observing patterns of behavior and perspective here, and I see it quite a bit. I think the Motivational Poster of Xp Dolphin saying someone's opinion was wrong for listening to Rolling Stones more than the Beatles, and even saying it was their taste and not saying one was better than the other, was what got the ball rolling. The GuyWithGlasses topic made me decide that it was time.

 

[Cuyval Dar]

I think that most of the people here are more rational and logical in real life than on here.

I point to the John Gabriel Theory of Internet Assholery as evidence.

 

[Cajungal]

Well, I surely hope you can show us the way.

 

[Cuyval Dar]

Ok, I will start by toning down the vitriol.

 

[HCGLNS]

I point to the John Gabriel Theory of Internet Assholery as evidence.

I've always felt that theory to be false. It reminds me of the adage of "A gentleman is a gentleman by what he does when no one is watching." I've never felt that annominity creates ninnies but rather reveals the ninnies within.

Meh, but what do I know, I'm sining along with Bugs & Daffy as I type this;

 

[Silvanesti]

I just come in here and this is the first thing I see. I'm backtracking, seeing if I missed some heated debate or something...

*search search search*

nah, I don't think its in response to anything specifically, just the attitude of the occasional poster.

 

[Cuyval Dar]

nah, I don't think its in response to anything specifically, just the attitude of the typical troll poster.

FTFY.

 

[Silvanesti]

FTFY.

You would say that, you stupidhead (trolling is hard )

 

[Cuyval Dar]

You would say that, you stupidhead (trolling is hard )

Nah, it is actively trying not to become another Chaz or Charsinger that is hard.

The power of the Troll Side is so very tempting.

 

[Andromache]

My life is best. What I have done it is better objectively than anything you did. My experiences as a youth left me with a stronger past than yours, with which I use to have a stronger future. My tastes in music, movies, art, and all things are correct, while yours or not. There is no difference. I am simply optimum. The mistakes I have made were those necessary to teach me, while your mistakes were merely wastes of time. My existence, whether I be happy with someone, or many someones, or no one at all, is at any given time better than yours, simply by failing to be me.

My education is more complete. My choices have led me on the master path of destiny, simply by being born. You are lesser for not being of my mother and father. You are lesser for not being me, at this moment, typing what I type, posting what I posting, breathing what I breathe, thinking what I think.

So long as you are not me, you are inferior, and so this is your eternal tragedy.



There, I've summed up everyone on Halforum. No one need ever post again; they can just copy and paste that.

tl;dr, and I banged your mom last night. Thanks.

 

[Hailey Knight]

tl;dr, and I banged your mom last night. Thanks.

So you're my new stepmom? Awesome! Now I have three mommies!

 

[Andromache]

So you're my new stepmom? Awesome! Now I have three mommies!

and not one loves you. Bummer.

 

[Cuyval Dar]

and not one loves you. Bummer.

That's our Amy!

 

[ZenMonkey]

Bullshit. That's hardly the prevailing attitude around here. It is an opinion heard all too often, but there are a good number of people on these forums who hold more moderate and rational viewpoints.

The mythical snack speaks the truth. The problem is that the people who do have that attitude are usually extraordinarily LOUD about it, more so than the others.

 

[Hailey Knight]

That's our Amy!

*laugh track*

 

[Charlie Don't Surf]

Please don't compare me to Chazwozel. Although I do have to admit, I'm glad that since the early days he toned down the image macros.

 

[Cuyval Dar]

Please don't compare me to Chazwozel. Although I do have to admit, I'm glad that since the early days he toned down the image macros.

Yeah, that was a little harsh on you and Kissybear.

 

[GeneralOrder24]

My life is best.

I have crushed my enemies, seen them driven before me, and heard the lamentation of their women!

 

[Silvanesti]

Please don't compare me to Chazwozel. Although I do have to admit, I'm glad that since the early days he toned down the image macros.

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I keeed I keeed

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

so how much do you want for it?

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I'll pay with anything but money

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If you want my body, I warn you: I'm a cryer

 

[Silvanesti]

[/COLOR]If you want my body, I warn you: I'm a cryer

as long as you're quiet when doing it.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Then I guess I'm yours

:tear:

 

[Silvanesti]

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

nibbler used to love to eat puppies

:waah:

 

[Andromache]

*laugh track*

your doubts exceed your skills, and you gaze outstrips your grasp. Which is to say, you are a shitting nipple dick chested furry transvestite.

 

[Hailey Knight]

My life is annoying and stressful

Told ya.