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Name my new bike!

#1

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Say hello to my graduation gift from my parents!


Previously, I had a nice, basic 10-speed Raleigh hybrid. When I posted about it on FB last year, I asked friends to name it. One good friend of mine nammed her "Petunia", which stuck.

Now, I need a new name for this baby.


#2

Made Ya Blush

Made Ya Blush

LIGHTENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


#3

Null

Null

Adam West


#4

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

It needs a girls name, how about Amelia or Amy.


#5

strawman

strawman

Aunt Mauve.


#6

Made Ya Blush

Made Ya Blush

HCGLNS said:
It needs a girls name, how about Amelia or Amy.
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This bike doesn't look feminine enough for a girl's name. His last bike did though.


#7

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Hey, don't be stopping Nick from getting sweaty ridin' Amelia all night long.


#8

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Sounds like my prom night.
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She's right, though. This new bike doesn't really have a feminine look to it. Petunia was white and blue (or possibly light purple, depending on the way the light hit it).


#9

LittleSin

LittleSin

Nimbus!


#10

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

How about "Nutcracker".


#11

drifter

drifter

Freddy


#12

Null

Null

Astayanax


#13

Hylian

Hylian

Serenity


#14

Krisken

Krisken

Sparklelord.


#15

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

SPOON!


#16

Cheesy1

Cheesy1

Gunstar

or

Outlaw Star


#17

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

The Nickmobile!


#18



Jiarn

Turbo........


#19

Adam

Adammon

Prom.

It's going to be dirty, sticky and cause you no end of testicular problems over the long term.

Plus whenever you go for a bike ride, you can say "Sounds like a prom night."


#20



Jiarn

I dunno. I think Nick would enjoy riding Turbo all the time.....


#21

Gusto

Gusto

Sexual Intercourse: The Bike.

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#22

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Now I respect Gusto. He's a good man. But quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said.


#23



Wasabi Poptart

Your mom.

"What did you ride to work today?"
"Your mom."


#24

AshburnerX

AshburnerX

Whizzer


#25

Piotyr

Piotyr

You will name him George, and you will hug him and pet him and squeeze him...

...the bike, I mean.


#26

General Specific

General Specific

Allen who is Quiet said:
Now I respect Gusto. He's a good man. But quite frankly, I agree with everything he just said.
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Your $0.03 titanium tax goes too far!


#27

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Conspiracy senses tingling!

Nick lives in Canada
Canada is running a competition to name it's new mode of space transportation.
Nick is asking us to name a mode of transportation.
Therefore Nick is from space.


#28

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

General Specific said:
Your $0.03 titanium tax goes too far!
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Your $0.03 titanium tax doesn't go too far enough.


#29

General Specific

General Specific



#30

Gusto

Gusto



#31

LittleSin

LittleSin

HCGLNS said:
Conspiracy senses tingling!

Nick lives in Canada
Canada is running a competition to name it's new mode of space transportation.
Nick is asking us to name a mode of transportation.
Therefore Nick is from space.
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"Are you following this Caboose?"
"I think so. That guy Tex is actually a robot and you are his boyfriend...and that makes you...a gay robot!"
"That's right Caboose. I'm a gay robot."


#32

MindDetective

MindDetective

I like the way this thread is going.


#33

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

"The Village".


#34

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Sauna-pants.


#35

Gusto

Gusto

Kamehameha.


#36

Neon Pirate

Neon Pirate

Too bad the whole bike isn't the color of the seat and hand grips or you could be sliding around town on The Brown Streak!


#37



Wasabi Poptart

Humuhumu Nukunuku Apuaa


#38

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet



#39

Dirona

Dirona

Wasabi Poptart said:
Humuhumu Nukunuku Apuaa
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A bike named after a fish... I approve.


#40

figmentPez

figmentPez

Call it:
Low sperm count
partial-vasectomy
Beppo
Comet
Streaky


#41



Elathril

Mud Butt...

no mud flaps will make ur hiney look brown ALL the time :)
and also ur seats brown, let's hope it's mud :)


#42

phil

phil

"The infernal machine"

"The trainer from Punch Out's bike"

"Your mother, whom I know first hand to be quite the whore"


#43

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

I suggest naming it after a celebrity. My vote goes to calling it Jason Stathom.


#44



Elathril

Name it Bumblebee and cross your fingers :)


#45

linglingface

linglingface

Rickroll!


#46

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Welp! I'm going with Lightning. Thus named by my girl.

I hate you all. So much. :p


#47



Jiarn



#48

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Lightning sounds so....horrible 70's musical-ish.

Though, the phrase "that boys got Lightning between his legs" is growing on me.


#49

Dave

Dave

Aw! Too late to the party. I was going to go with "Ol' Stinky".


#50

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

It's never too late for Ol' Stinky! We just need to pick something else of Nicks that would be appropriate for that name....


#51

Baerdog

Baerdog

Like his butt?


#52



Elathril

that would be the more decent thing to call Ol' Stinky.. :p


#53

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Elathril said:
that would be the more decent thing to call Ol' Stinky.. :p
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His favourite toilet? His Arabian Pickle Collection? His limited edition platinum copy of Batman & Robin on betamax?


#54

figmentPez

figmentPez

ThatNickGuy said:
Welp! I'm going with Lightning. Thus named by my girl.

I hate you all. So much. :p
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I'm so disappointed in you. The guy with the Superman fetish didn't name his bike after anything Superman. Seriously, you don't want to be riding Comet the Wonder-Bike?


#55

linglingface

linglingface

I really wanted a Rickroll bike. :(


#56

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

If you did not want you bike all feminine, you should have named it Bea Arthur.


#57

Allen who is Quiet

Allen who is Quiet

Or "The Mongooses". That's a good bike name. "The Fighting Mongooses"


#58

Dave

Dave

Name it "Jesus".

"I rode Jesus all day!"

"Jesus made my ass hurt!"

"I've gotta tighten the chain on ol' Jesus!"

And the best part? If it breaks down it'll be fixed in 3 days!


#59

Krisken

Krisken

This contest was rigged.


#60

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

HCGLNS said:
Sauna-pants.
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You dead.


#61

PatrThom

PatrThom

Late to the party, but I'm still going to suggest "Oliver."

--Patrick


#62



Wasabi Poptart

The winner just happens to be your girlfriend? That's it. I'm suing.


#63

Krisken

Krisken

I still like Sparklelord. Damn you people get your Dr. McNinja references.


#64

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Wasabi Poptart said:
The winner just happens to be your girlfriend? That's it. I'm suing.
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*sob!* I didn't have a choice! It's like when someone's married to a political party leader: you kinda HAVE to vote for them.


#65

Chad Sexington

Chad Sexington

James Carville might disagree. He's a Democratic strategist, married to a prominent Republican strategist.

I just hope you're not this scary looking. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Carville


#66

ThatNickGuy

ThatNickGuy

Bah. It ain't just that, anyway. Lightning just sounded the best. It's kinda like when a friend originally called my last bike "Petunia". It stuck in my head that it just fit. So does Lightning. :D

Heh, if I could draw, I'd do some kinda awesome picture of me in my S-shirt and jeans, balancing on the bike while it sparks lightning. :D


#67

figmentPez

figmentPez

Lightning sounds like what Billy Batson would name his bike.


#68



Jiarn

Shazam!


#69

Gusto

Gusto

Chad Sexington said:
James Carville might disagree. He's a Democratic strategist, married to a prominent Republican strategist.

I just hope you're not this scary looking. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Carville
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Cajun style.


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