Name my new bike!

[Neon Pirate]

Too bad the whole bike isn't the color of the seat and hand grips or you could be sliding around town on The Brown Streak!

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

Humuhumu Nukunuku Apuaa

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

 

[Dirona]

Humuhumu Nukunuku Apuaa

A bike named after a fish... I approve.

 

[figmentPez]

Call it:
Low sperm count
partial-vasectomy
Beppo
Comet
Streaky

 

[Elathril]

Mud Butt...

no mud flaps will make ur hiney look brown ALL the time
and also ur seats brown, let's hope it's mud

 

[phil]

"The infernal machine"

"The trainer from Punch Out's bike"

"Your mother, whom I know first hand to be quite the whore"

 

[checkeredhat]

I suggest naming it after a celebrity. My vote goes to calling it Jason Stathom.

 

[Elathril]

Name it Bumblebee and cross your fingers

 

[linglingface]

Rickroll!

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Welp! I'm going with Lightning. Thus named by my girl.

I hate you all. So much.

 

[Jiarn]

 

[HCGLNS]

Lightning sounds so....horrible 70's musical-ish.

Though, the phrase "that boys got Lightning between his legs" is growing on me.

 

[Dave]

Aw! Too late to the party. I was going to go with "Ol' Stinky".

 

[HCGLNS]

It's never too late for Ol' Stinky! We just need to pick something else of Nicks that would be appropriate for that name....

 

[Baerdog]

Like his butt?

 

[Elathril]

that would be the more decent thing to call Ol' Stinky..

 

[HCGLNS]

that would be the more decent thing to call Ol' Stinky..

His favourite toilet? His Arabian Pickle Collection? His limited edition platinum copy of Batman & Robin on betamax?

 

[figmentPez]

Welp! I'm going with Lightning. Thus named by my girl.

I hate you all. So much.

I'm so disappointed in you. The guy with the Superman fetish didn't name his bike after anything Superman. Seriously, you don't want to be riding Comet the Wonder-Bike?

 

[linglingface]

I really wanted a Rickroll bike.

 

[sixpackshaker]

If you did not want you bike all feminine, you should have named it Bea Arthur.

 

[Allen who is Quiet]

Or "The Mongooses". That's a good bike name. "The Fighting Mongooses"

 

[Dave]

Name it "Jesus".

"I rode Jesus all day!"

"Jesus made my ass hurt!"

"I've gotta tighten the chain on ol' Jesus!"

And the best part? If it breaks down it'll be fixed in 3 days!

 

[Krisken]

This contest was rigged.

 

[North_Ranger]

Sauna-pants.

You dead.

 

[PatrThom]

Late to the party, but I'm still going to suggest "Oliver."

--Patrick

 

[Wasabi Poptart]

The winner just happens to be your girlfriend? That's it. I'm suing.

 

[Krisken]

I still like Sparklelord. Damn you people get your Dr. McNinja references.

 

[ThatNickGuy]

The winner just happens to be your girlfriend? That's it. I'm suing.

*sob!* I didn't have a choice! It's like when someone's married to a political party leader: you kinda HAVE to vote for them.

 

[Chad Sexington]

James Carville might disagree. He's a Democratic strategist, married to a prominent Republican strategist.

I just hope you're not this scary looking. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Carville

 

[ThatNickGuy]

Bah. It ain't just that, anyway. Lightning just sounded the best. It's kinda like when a friend originally called my last bike "Petunia". It stuck in my head that it just fit. So does Lightning.

Heh, if I could draw, I'd do some kinda awesome picture of me in my S-shirt and jeans, balancing on the bike while it sparks lightning.

 

[figmentPez]

Lightning sounds like what Billy Batson would name his bike.

 

[Jiarn]

Shazam!

 

[Gusto]

James Carville might disagree. He's a Democratic strategist, married to a prominent Republican strategist.

I just hope you're not this scary looking. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Carville

Cajun style.