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NAME! THAT DOG!

#1

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker





I've only been a round him for a few minutes. His job will be retrieving. So I've not picked a name yet. So I am approaching you guys for suggestions.

The name will have to be one that will not make me look like an ass when calling in public. Hence, not "Whoopie" or "Dammit." (I actually had a dog named Dammit once.)


#2

checkeredhat

checkeredhat

I am a firm believer that dogs should get people names. the dogs my family has had have been Luke, Emma, Charlie, and Lucy. People names, man. I'm telling you.


#3

HowDroll

HowDroll

Cerberus.


#4

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

My GSD's were/are Panzer, Kaiser, Vladi... I liked them having semi-evil names.


#5

drifter

drifter

Teufel


#6

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

That would be good if I were getting another German Shepherd.

I think Lab's need something a little happy sounding. I was leaning to Ralphie. So I could do an Art Carney Imitation to call him, "HEY, HEY RALPHIE BOY!"


#7

AshburnerX

AshburnerX

Halfie?


#8

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

After yesterday, if I picked the girl, she would have been named Skeet.


#9

BananaHands

BananaHands

Cornelius Albatross Windem.

Or, you know, Scruffz.


#10

FnordBear

FnordBear

I vote for the name.... Sir Honey Badger von Badass, Lord of Fluffyness. Though some would call him...Tim for short.


#11

TommiR

TommiR

How about Richelieu, to go with your naming conventions? Like, Canada is half french anyway. You could use the shorthand Ritchie in polite company, and there are quite a number of famous people to whom the shorthand fits. So plenty of possibilities to find some pithy phrase for most occasions, and Ritchie sounds quite fun to boot while Richelieu is suitably ominous.


#12

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I was chatting about Full Metal Jacket with a friend... Pyle might be a cool name. But then I don't really want to train him like I'm a Drill Instructor.


#13

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

What are the most common Newfie names?


#14

Gusto

Gusto

The Angriest Dog Ever.


#15

phil

phil

Notorious D.O.G
Snoop
Gnarls Barkley
Tyrion Lannispooch
Samuel L. Jackson
Sandor Clegane
The (military rank of choice, I am partial to Admiral)
Baron Harkonen
The Bounty Hunter
Chewie
Buddy


#16

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

phil said:
Chewie
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I did think about:

Chuy


#17



SeraRelm

I! don't know.

Stormagedon?


#18

Shakey

Shakey

Name him after my lab, Roofus. ;)

Otherwise I like Max or Buck. Kind of generic though.


#19

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I like Roofus, but it sounds too much like my Great-Grandfather's name.


#20

LittleSin

LittleSin

sixpackshaker said:
What are the most common Newfie names?
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I have an Uncle Silas and an Uncle Cabot.

However, you can check this out.


#21

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

last names... I hope nobody hyphenated the 2nd and 3rd most popular surnames...

Surnames

  1. 2517 - PARSONS
  2. 2156 - WHITE
  3. 2088 - POWER
  4. 2038 - SMITH
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#22

Shakey

Shakey

Parsons made me think of Gram. I think I may have to name my next dog Gram if I have a choice in it.


#23

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Charles Barkley


#24

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

sixpackshaker said:
last names... I hope nobody hyphenated the 2nd and 3rd most popular surnames...
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What about Smith? I like the idea of a dog called Smith.

That's even a nice title for something! "A dog called Smith"


#25

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

So many obscure pop culture references...

If you would be into playing Orks in Warhammer 40,000, I'd say Git Finder (with a Cockney accent): "All ah needz for me WAAGH! is me gun and me git finder!"

If you believe in the present trend of giving weird-ass names to children, go that way with dogs: Pussy. I'd love to hear you call that out in the open :D

If you're into Nostalgia Critic... Balzac ;) Or Boomer. Or CHUCKA NORREEEES!!

Fnordbear already stole my chance for an ostentatious name and Monty Python references.


#26



makare

Silver Jelly said:
What about Smith? I like the idea of a dog called Smith.

That's even a nice title for something! "A dog called Smith"
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voiced by will smith..


I like people names too Tommy, Sammy, usually something ending in Y.


#27

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Silver Jelly said:
What about Smith? I like the idea of a dog called Smith.

That's even a nice title for something! "A dog called Smith"
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#28

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Doctor.

But again, that is the name of one of my uncles.


#29

Bowielee

Bowielee

Schultzie.

I have no reason why.


#30



SeraRelm

How about Daisy? Who knows, it might even end up netting you a giant diamond that way.


#31

Piotyr

Piotyr

Boomerang

He always comes back.


#32

Dave

Dave

Lumpkin


#33

BananaHands

BananaHands

How about some Game of Thrones names?

Syrio? Bronn?


#34

CynicismKills

CynicismKills

Jarvis.


#35

fade

fade

CynicismKills said:
Jarvis.
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I like that. Or Jeeves. Jeeves! Fetch my slippers!


#36

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Bruce
Robert
Churchill
Inigo
Travis
Luthor
Peter
Mr. Johnson


#37

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Montoya!


#38

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Indiana


#39

drifter

drifter

Seymour


#40

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

HCGLNS said:
Indiana
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I do like that George Lucas named 2 characters for his dogs Indy and Chewie...


#41

Jax

Jax

I'd say Iron Man, Thor, Cap, Hulk or Fury, though I'm kind of biased right now..

Although Thor and Fury still sound cool :p


#42

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Fhory!


#43

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Remember folks, with this dog, I'll be standing by the edge of a lake with men with shotguns...

I can't scream out "FOOFOO FETCH!"


#44

HCGLNS

HCGLNS

Jake

Jake is the ultimate name for a retrieving dog.


#45

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

What about Fetch?

(sorry for spamming, if you find it annoying, I'll just leave and go to sleep)


#46



SeraRelm

Yeller?:troll:


#47

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

SeraRelm said:
Yeller?:troll:
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I wondered how long that would take...


#48

drifter

drifter

Mjolnir


#49

phil

phil

HCGLNS said:
Indiana
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Dr. Jones.


#50



SeraRelm

Name him Megatron! How awesome would that be to yell? "Megatron, fetch!"


#51

Piotyr

Piotyr

Goliath is a pretty masculine name...


#52



SeraRelm

Or you could call him Appa and teach him that "Yip yip!" means fetch...


#53

Hylian

Hylian

Kamina
Growlithe
Arcanine
Worf


#54

General Specific

General Specific

Golgotha
Thanatos
Astaroth


#55

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Ralphie, Gram, Cabot, Skeet (It still works for a male gundog,) Thor, Churchill (I just don't know if he will look like every white baby in another 2 years.)

Appa is a nerd name that most people would not catch.


#56

fade

fade

Klaatu Barada Nikto


#57

Gusto

Gusto

Darmok.


#58

phil

phil

Gusto said:
Darmok.
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Then name your house Tanagra.


#59

Hailey Knight

Hailey Knight

sixpackshaker said:
Remember folks, with this dog, I'll be standing by the edge of a lake with men with shotguns...

I can't scream out "FOOFOO FETCH!"
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Well, if you're planning to be shouting and screaming the dog's name, can't go wrong with "FUS RO DAH!"


#60



SeraRelm

Betelgeuse?


#61

Terrik

Terrik

Lunch.

erm, I mean Lil' Brudder.


#62

evilmike

evilmike

SeraRelm said:
Betelgeuse?
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The dogs full name would have to be that name repeated 3 times. The tricky part is getting the dog to only respond to its full name...

​
Well that and getting the dog to say "it's showtime".​


#63

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Bob Barker


#64

bhamv3

bhamv3

Barkspawn.


#65

IronBrig4

IronBrig4

Brock


#66

Mathias

Mathias

We go


#67

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Mathias said:
We go
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Might as well name him Spuds McKenzie. Damn, half of you guys are to young to remember him. Anyway, Dogs sell beer.


#68

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

Fenris - the legendary Nordic wolf who FUCKIN' ATE Odin and his eight-legged horse in Ragnarök, the mythical end-of-times battle of Viking mythology.

Cuchúlainn - pronounced 'koo-WHOO-lin', literally 'the hound of Cúlainn', tha name of the greatest of Irish warriors. He got it by killing the smith Cúlainn's dog and being sentenced to serve in the dead canine's place for a year.


#69



SeraRelm

Lil' Cthulhu!


#70

North_Ranger

North_Ranger

SeraRelm said:
Lil' Cthulhu!
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I thought that was Jet's nickname? Or is that Cthulhu Jr.?


#71



SeraRelm

No, that's Destuctinator: Lord of Obliteration.


#72

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker said:
Ralphie, Gram, Cabot, Skeet, Thor, Churchill, Appa,
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Merle, Red...


#73

CrimsonSoul

CrimsonSoul

sixpackshaker said:
Doctor.
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Doctor Who?


#74

David

David

Our dog has black and white fur, the sides of her head are black with a white stripe going right down the middle, so my parents named her "Oreo."

Awkwardest moment was when I had to call for her while a black guy happened to be walking by.


#75

Siska

Siska

Alex - Normal and manly
Mumin (Alt spelling Momin or Moomin) - Cute and exotic but not too out there.


#76



SeraRelm

David said:
Our dog has black and white fur, the sides of her head are black with a white stripe going right down the middle, so my parents named her "Oreo."

Awkwardest moment was when I had to call for her while a black guy happened to be walking by.
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Why so?


#77

Null

Null

Stuart - Stu for short.


#78

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

David said:
Our dog has black and white fur, the sides of her head are black with a white stripe going right down the middle, so my parents named her "Oreo."

Awkwardest moment was when I had to call for her while a black guy happened to be walking by.
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Yeah, I don't think this should be that awkward. Now, if you named the dog porchmonkey...


#79

fade

fade

What, are you taking it back?


#80

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

David said:
Our dog has black and white fur, the sides of her head are black with a white stripe going right down the middle, so my parents named her "Oreo."

Awkwardest moment was when I had to call for her while a black guy happened to be walking by.
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Isn't "Oreo" some kind of racial slur used by black people towards black people? Didn't it mean something like "somebody who is black but wishes to be white and behaves like he is?" (whatever that's supposed to mean)
Does it make sense for somebody of another ethnicity to use it if the connotation is "you aren't really one of us because you think like one of them?"

There's so many racist words in english it drives me crazy...


#81

David

David

I wouldn't have even thought about it if the guy hadn't of turned around giving me an incredulous look after my shouting "Oreo!" in his general direction.


#82

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

David said:
I wouldn't have even thought about it if the guy hadn't of turned around giving me an incredulous look after my shouting "Oreo!" in his general direction.
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Then, yes, awkward!


#83



SeraRelm

A moment is only as awkward as you make of it. If I was calling after a dog named Oreo and someone looked at me incredulously, I'd probably say "It was that or Bukkake."


#84

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Bukkake could see a racist term for white people that act like they want to be asian. That is, they are asian inside even if they have a white face.

Ba-dum psh?


#85



SeraRelm

From a guy named silver jel-...

You know what? Not gonna go the easy route here.


#86

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly



#87

Terrik

Terrik

D:

I thought this was a thread about naming a dog.

I have been greatly misled.


#88



SeraRelm

You could name it Kurtz, but then it'd never deliver what was promised! :rofl:


#89

Null

Null

Jensen Interceptor. Great name for a car, great name for a dog.


#90



makare

Is the title of this thread a reference to something? The way the exclamations are set up made me wonder...


#91

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

mr_thehun said:
hey a special present for you.

View attachment 5942
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It's... not the first time something like this has been shopped in this forums...

Wellm after all, I'm the Brazzers Man!


#92

Null

Null

In honor of Silver Jelly, you should call the dog "Frosty Silvio"


#93

Null

Null

Or the rapeface. Definitely the rapeface.

Want a new standard of creepy? Shoop Jelly's rapeface onto that picture of his relative.


#94

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Hey, hey, I'm delightfully Creepy, not Creepy Creepy!


#95

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker





HE'S VICIOUS I TELL YA!!!


#96

Ravenpoe

Ravenpoe

Dear god... that dog doesn't have any eyes!


#97

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

They are just so heavy, that he can't keep them open.


#98

Jax

Jax

So, still no name yet?


#99

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Jax said:
So, still no name yet?
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You are correct, sir.


#100

BananaHands

BananaHands

So, was Juski ever suggested as a name?


#101

Gusto

Gusto

Flopsy.


#102

bhamv3

bhamv3

Not serious suggestion: Name the your Fetch. Imagine the confusion when everyone's shouting at their own dogs to fetch.


#103

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

Looks like he's going to be a Ralph.


#104

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

He finally made it through the night with out yapping for 8 hours straight.


#105

Neon Pirate

Neon Pirate

sixpackshaker said:
He finally made it through the night with out yapping for 8 hours straight.
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How much peanut butter did you bribe him with before bed?


#106

sixpackshaker

sixpackshaker

I had him running for a little bit, then I had the German Shepherd lie down next to the crate after I got the puppy in there.


#107

Bubble181

Bubble181

If you have 2 dogs, a great couple of names is Shy and Sebastian. Anyone who spaks German will look at you funny whenever you call them, though :-P


#108

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

Bubble181 said:
If you have 2 dogs, a great couple of names is Shy and Sebastian. Anyone who spaks German will look at you funny whenever you call them, though :-P
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B-bubble? Is that really you?

So what we needed to bring you back were puppies! I should have known!


#109

Silver Jelly

Silver Jelly

So, looking at your recent activity, you were already back.

uhm.

Puppies!


#110

Bubble181

Bubble181

I came back for pussy. I stayed for the bitches. :whistling:


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