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Okay, maybe not Duper, but definitely Super.

You know the thread where I was talking about promoting our Improv Comedy Troupe? Well, you get to help out and win a great prize!

The contest:

Design a saying for our comedy troupe - W.I.T. (Workhouse Improve Troupe) - that we could fit on a bumper sticker or T-shirt! Examples could be: "Get WIT it!" or "To Whit: WIT!"

Rules:

• Anyone can put in as many entries as they want.
• Judging will be done by our entire comedy troupe.
• Contest closes midnight on May 18. A winner will be chosen over the weekend of the 19-20.
• Winner will get a free WIT T-shirt!

WIT T-Shirt Contest?

Pretty, WITty, and gay.

That probably only works for people who know the song, though.

WIT is cultured insolence -- Aristotle

Just do WIT? Would Nike sue?

WIT the hell!?

If it ain't WITty, it's just plain shitty.

Come laugh WIT us.

Faking the funk since 1965

If the glove don't fit, you must aquWIT

WIT friends like this, who needs enemies?

Take a hit of this WIT

WIT happens

We love to make you WIT

We can't explain, WIT just comes naturally

The WIT of your discontent

Something like

Laugh yourself WIT-less

WIT just got real.

(why can't I brofist myself?)

not flexible enough.

How about classing this joint up with some Shakespeare: "Brevity is the soul of WIT." or another paraphrased: "By and by WIT will strike."

or Voltaire: "A WITty saying proves nothing."

Or Aristotle: "WIT is educated insolence."

Or J.K. Rowling: "WIT beyond measure is man's greatest treasure." (that's high praise!)

WIT T-Shirt Contest, Woo!

EDIT: Shit, I forgot Sara already posted that.

Witness the Quickness

We are all WITnesses.

So funny you'll WIT your pants.

I'd love to participate but I'm just not WITty enough to come up with something.

I'll stick WIT it though.

The WIT and the Dead

Whatsamatta WIT you?

Make due WIT what you got.

Laugh WIT us, not against us.

WIT happens.

WIT great funny comes great laughter.

Beating the WIT out of the world, one audience at a time.

Just go WIT it.

WIT the fuck?

Laugh and the world laughs WIT you.

Not missing THIS contest...

Twu WIT (make sure to parody both John Wayne and Count Rugen, I guess).
I followed the WIT-ness (bumper sticker?)
Seven characters, WIT large (or whatever the number of your group)
WIT's or GTFO (saucy!)
WIT's gaffes gits laffes (the cleverest one, I think)
Make WIT da funnies! (for ad copy?)
Where the WIT begins (Leveraging that NE charm)
WIT, the laugh o' strife (pushing it, but too clever to leave out)
The WITtiest people you know (Ooo! Industry reference!)

--Patrick

“WIT is the lowest form of humor.”
--Alexander Pope

“Wit: Intellect on a spree”

• The WITest kids you know
• Getting Jiggy WIT It

Or play off people's not understanding what the hell WIT is and making them google it themselves:

• WIT. WIT. WIT. WIT. WIT.

Voting will happen on these entries on Sunday. I'll let you know Sunday night or Monday who wins.

Took the info to the group this morning and we have a winner!

SeraRelm wins with the big "FUCK YOU!" to Nike with...."Just Do WIT!"

It was a tie with PatrTom's "WIT or GTFO". I really liked that one but a couple of things made it in Sera's favor. #1) WIT or GTFO was too obscure for some of our audiences. #2) If Nike sues us it's free pub. We'll cease and desist, but we'll have fun doing it! (Personally I think it's a bad idea, but I was outvoted.)

So Sera wins a WIT T-shirt and our next promotion will have "Just Do WIT!" on it.

But here's the kicker: We've decided that out next T-shirts (which we can't afford to do yet!) will include a whole BUNCH of these! We're going to have a list of them on the back like a concert tour will little sayings after them. When we get those or bumper stickers made I'll let you know.

Thanks everyone! Good ideas as always!

*wins a WIT T-shirt contest... *

I knew I shoulda gone with "Wu-Tang Clan ain't nothing to fuck WIT"

Dave said:

SeraRelm wins with the big "FUCK YOU!" to Nike with...."Just Do WIT!"
Thanks everyone! Good ideas as always!

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I read Nike as Nick. Wondered why he would sue, tried to come up with a prom night joke. It seems my WIT has failed me once more.

I guess you, and this thread, were both at your WIT's end.

Dave said:

WIT or GTFO was too obscure for some of our audiences.

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How about "WIT or LMFAO"? Hey it's still publicity if they sue, too.

--Patrick

I hope it shows up tomorrow.. then I can Get Jiggy wit WIT.

Alternative T-shirt: FuckWIT